Please Leave Your Name and Phone Number
Disclaimer: Okay, I'm running out of ideas here! Please review with new ideas. And magicalme23, I did do Sirius, in the first chapter..
Summary: "Wouldn't you like to see the summary for Please Leave Your Name and Phone Number? On sale, today on-" NO! I'M NOT INTERESTED! Stupid telemarketers..
- Wormtail -
"Hi..um..I'M DEAD!" (Squeak!) "GO AWAY! HOW DID YOU GET MY NUMBER?"
Dobby -
"Do you like Harry Potter? Dobby likes Harry Potter! What is it that young witches and wizards say today, Dobby wonders? Oh, yes, Dobby remembers! Harry Potter is 'cool'!"
Neville Longbottom -
"Um..this is Neville! If you've seen Trevor..well..please leave a message if you have!"
Hermione Granger -
"Hello, this is Hermione! Please leave your phone number and name, as I'm not available at the moment. Honestly, I'm surprised so many people don't understand how to use a simple answering machine, its certainly not difficult – RON! STOP! What are you doing to your answering machine?! Don't -"
Kreacher -
"I Kreacher. Kreacher evil and smelly."
Parvati Patil -
"(giggle) Didja hear? I heard Lavender kissed – Oh, c'mon, Lavy – I was just kidding, I wasn't REALLY going to tell, honestly! (grumbles) Did she HAVE to walk in right then?!"
Winky -
"I Winky. Winky very tipsy! (giggle)"