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Summary: Thank you so much for your reviews! Most – or all of these, I forget, are from suggestions from a very enthusiastic reviewer...called...er...oh yes, A CUTE BUT PYSCHO BUNNY. Thank you, Cute but Pyscho bunny. Lolnesssss.Did you get the idea for that from Happy Bunny?
Disclaimer: This is a moderately long chapter for me...GASP!
- Cedric Diggory -
"Hey..I never knew you got a last phone call when you died! Cool. I think I'll call the pizza place.."
- Viktor Krum -
"Leave a message only if you are Herm-own-ninny!"
- Fleur Delacour -
"'Allo, thees ees Fleur. I aem most probeely not 'ere because of – what is the word – dates wees Beel. What ees it, Beel? I should not have said zat? And why not -"
Rita Skeeter -
"Hey, this is the beautiful Rita...got any gossip? Pass it on before that Granger hears.."
Pansy Parkington -
"This is Pansy! I love Draco and Granger's ugly...I'm prettier! Really, I am!"
Ludo Bagman -
"'Lo, this is Ludo! Um...keep away from the phone, goblins!" (CRASH.)
Lucius Malfoy -
"You've reached the Malfoy residence..we just love the Ministry." (Cackle.)
Mad-Eye Moody -
"WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME, EH? A DEATH EATER COULD BE LISTENING AT THIS VERY MOMENT! HANG UP! HANG UP NOW!" (Sounds of milk being poured into a glass.) "THAT MUST BE A DEATH EATER RAIDING THE KITCHEN! HANG UP NOW!" (Female gasp.)
"Moody, what are you doing?"
"Tonks, you should be a bit more careful at this hour! Once I found a Death Eater hidin' under my sofa..."
Firenze -
"Mars is bright tonight...the stars are drawing ever closer...MARS IS BRIGHT TONIGHT! A war drapes itself over the land! Oh..hello, mortal machine. I am Firenze."
Cornelius Fudge -
"Well...we didn't believe Dumbledore because...GO AWAY!"
Tonks -
(old woman's voice.) "Who might I be, sonny?" (cackle) (normal voice.) "Just Tonks!"