Disclaimer: Do I own Sailormoon, AMG, Ranma 1/2, or any of the other

characters in this story? Am I making money by writing this? I'll give

you a clue: are Ranma and Akane a good couple?

Warning: If you watch Fatal Fury: the Motion Picture once you're an

adult, and the last time you saw it was way back in high school, the

whole movie will seem to be a lot... cheesier on the whole.

Warning: Altaverse (Keiichi ain't here, and the senshi timeline is

all messed up.)

"words"

'thoughts'

A Time for Wild Horses chapter 17

by Jose Argao

Ryoga glanced nervously around him as Kasumi served tea. He

had never really felt too comfortable in the Tendo home, despite all

the time he spent there. The fact that Ranma lived there was part of

the reason, of course, but there was also something else. There was

something about the people... a quality he couldn't quite put his

finger on that made him feel as if he was always on the outside looking

in. They shared a bond that he wasn't a part of. It was like the Tendos

and the Saotomes were part of a special club that he could never be a

member of, no matter how hard he tried. It was like they were a family.

Ryoga had never really experienced having a family of his own.

Oh, he had a mother and a father and probably he had a brother or a

sister somewhere... but they were always too busy being lost to really

spend time together as a family. He couldn't even remember the last

time they all had dinner together.

Ryoga didn't blame them for it, since he spent just as much

time wandering unknown locales as they did, but sometimes he couldn't

help but wish things were different... that he had a home to return

to with a loving family to welcome him when he got there. He couldn't

help but imagine what it would be like to have someone to talk to who

wouldn't judge him... who wouldn't laugh at his mistakes or make fun

of his ideas. Someone he could turn to for help when he needed it, who

would cheer him up when he was down. He couldn't help but wonder what

his life would have been like if he had something like that.

Something like what Ranma had.

Ranma... even thinking of that coward's name was enough to make

his blood boil. He had a family that loved him, a home to call his own,

a future to look forward to.... He even had a beautiful, kind-hearted

girl like Akane for a fiancee. He already had everything in the world a

man could want and yet he acted like... like it was nothing. Like it

didn't matter because he somehow deserved more.

Didn't Ranma realize how good he had it? What on Earth did he

ever do to deserve all the good things he's been given? All he ever did

was play around all day with those girls who were always fawning over

him. Disgusting.

What did all those girls see in Ranma anyway? Why couldn't

they see the painfully obvious fact that he was just toying with them?

Why couldn't they realize that he didn't deserve their love? They would

be much better off giving their love to someone else. Someone who would

recognize their offering and treasure it forever. Someone more like

himself.

"...meet her?"

Ryoga snapped out of his thoughts and realized that Kasumi had

finished serving tea and was sitting on the other side of the kotatsu.

Mousse was still sitting beside him, and they were both looking at him

as if they were expecting an answer.

How could he answer? He didn't even know the question! To be

caught ignoring such a generous host as Kasumi... it was nothing short

of humiliating! This was all _Ranma's_ fault! If that idiot hadn't

caused him to space out like that, he would have known what Kasumi

had asked him and would have been able to answer. Ranma was truly a

coward, attacking him like this without even having the courage to be

in the same room. The next time they meet, Ranma would die.

For now, though, there was a more pressing problem at hand.

Kasumi was still waiting for an answer, but he didn't know what

the question was. He could ask Mousse, but that would reveal that he

wasn't listening. He could try to guess what the question was, but if

he guessed wrong it might be even worse for him. There was nothing he

could do but admit his transgression and hope that Kasumi wouldn't be

too upset. She might give him some punishment, of course, but he would

take it like a man. He wasn't a coward like some other people he could

name.

"Um... ah...."

Sweat started forming on his brow. This was so embarrassing.

Kasumi was one of the few people who had always been nice to him, and

this was how he repaid her kindness? He felt like scum... like he was

the lowest of the low. He wished lightning would strike him down right

now... that the ground would open up and swallow him whole... anything

to avoid the anger that Kasumi would surely direct at him once he had

admitted what he had done.

"Ryoga, your face is all red. Are you okay?"

Kasumi was standing over him and holding her hand against his

forehead before Ryoga could react. She frowned as she felt for his

temperature.

"Well, you don't seem to have a fever, but you still don't

look too good. You should lie down for a bit. The guest bedroom is

occupied right now, but you can use Ranma's futon since he's not here.

I'm sure he wouldn't mind, the two of you being such good friends and

all."

The honorable thing to do would be to come clean and admit his

error to Kasumi, Ryoga reasoned to himself. To pretend that he wasn't

feeling well and accept Kasumi's offer would be a coward's way out, not

to mention it would work poor Kasumi even harder.

"Ryoga-kun, are you listening to me?"

Ryoga opened his mouth with the intention of admitting that he

wasn't listening and falling to his knees in front of Kasumi to beg for

forgiveness.

No sound came out. Try as he would, the best his vocal chords

could come up with was a strangled gasp. Kasumi shook her head.

"Oh my, something must really be wrong with you. Here, why

don't you come with me to Ranma's room and I'll call Doctor Tofu. He

should be able to tell what's... Ryoga?"

*****

Kasumi watched with concern as Ryoga bolted out of the room

and started running in a random direction. She turned towards Mousse,

who was quietly sipping his tea.

"What happened to Ryoga? Will he be okay?"

Mousse put his tea cup down on the kotatsu and turned towards

Kasumi as he began to reply.

"I'm sure it's nothing to worry about. Don't worry yourself

over him. He's not worth it."

Kasumi nodded slowly. Though she didn't agree with Mousse's

opinion of Ryoga, she trusted his judgment.

"Well, if you say so. Anyway, would you mind telling me how

the two of you met Rose? Ryoga-kun never got around to answering me

when I asked him."

Mousse took another sip of his tea before answering.

"Well, I first met her after I lost in battle to a mysterious

cloaked stranger. When I woke up, I was in a room I didn't recognize.

She entered the room right after I woke up and when I asked her who she

was all she said was...."

*****

"My name is... Rose."

Mousse followed Rose with his eyes as she made her way towards

his bed. His mind was filled with questions, but Rose had told him that

he would have his answers in due time. In his current state, he wasn't

in much of a position to argue.

"You should go back to sleep. I'll promise to answer your

questions after you wake up."

Rose walked up to him and laid her hand on Mousse's head. He

immediately felt his eyelids getting heavier as sleep overtook him. He

drifted off into a deep, dreamless slumber. The next thing the blind

martial artist knew, he was being shaken awake.

"It's time to wake up, sleeping beauty. Your friend is already

up and waiting for you."

Mousse opened his eyes and opened his mouth to ask the obvious

question. The woman who introduced herself as Rose shushed him with a

finger.

"Do not worry, you've only been out for a night. I'm pretty

impressed, actually. I've never seen anyone heal so fast before. The

other one was also a fast healer. He's in the living room waiting for

you. Please come with me."

Mousse followed Rose out of the room and through a short

hallway before walking down a flight of stairs. From what he could

see, they were in a large two-story house. Having cleared the stairs,

they walked a short distance into what looked like the living area.

Ryoga was sitting quietly on the couch. Their eyes met as Mousse

moved to sit down beside him, but both men remained silent. Rose sat

down on another chair and cleared her throat before speaking.

"Well, I promised both of you answers when you were healed

and I guess now it's time to provide them. My name is Rose, and for

the past few years I have been chasing after a dangerous terrorist

bent on world domination known as M. Bison."

Ryoga shook his head. "I've never heard of him."

Rose did not miss a beat as she continued. "Bison was planning

to conquer the world through the use of his evil psycho power. He was

defeated by a powerful warrior named Ryu Hoshi some time ago, but he

was not killed. At the moment, I think that he is trying to rebuild his

power base by collecting the most powerful fighters from around the

world to join him."

Mousse put two and two together and smacked his fist against

his palm. "So that strange cloaked fighter was sent to test my power

and see if I was good enough for Bison's purposes!"

"Well, not exactly," Rose replied. "Those cloaked women that

you fought are members of Bison's team of 'dolls'. They used to have

free will, but were brainwashed into becoming his loyal slaves. They

are tireless, fearless, and will fight for him until their last breath

has been extinguished. Their primary purpose is to search for fighters

who have great power as well as an untapped potential for evil."

Ryoga smiled. "I see... they must not have chosen me because

there isn't a shred of evil in my person."

Mousse nodded. "The same goes for myself. I may have great

power, but my heart is pure."

Rose sweatdropped at their declarations. "Well, anyway, I

wanted to know if your opponents gave any clues as to who the next

target might be. It would help greatly if I could get to him or her

before Bison does."

Ryoga rested his chin on his hand as he thought. "Well, I was

too busy fighting to hear if she said anything important, but if you're

looking for a good fighter with evil in his heart--"

"I think I know exactly where you can find one," Mousse

finished Ryoga's sentence for him.

*****

Setsuna looked around her and, seeing that everyone seemed to

be ready to begin, tapped her staff on the ground once again. When all

the attention was hers once more, she began talking.

"It seems that everyone is just about ready, so if it's okay I

will now begin the countdown to start this whole... what?"

Mamoru lowered his right hand, which he had raised to get

Setsuna's attention.

"I need to go to the bathroom."

A large sweat drop appeared on Setsuna's forehead. "You should

have taken care of that before you left home. Is it really bad?"

Mamoru closed his eyes, seemingly deep in concentration. A few

seconds later, he opened them again. "Never mind. I'm okay now."

Setsuna rolled her eyes. "Are you sure?"

Mamoru's only reply was to give her the thumbs up sign.

Setsuna sighed. "Well, if there are no more concerns, I guess

we can start. The fighting will begin in ten, nine, eight, seven, six,

five, four, three, two--"

"Soul Fist!"

*****

Peorth wore a concerned look on her face as she walked down the

corridor towards Belldandy's office. The goddess of the present had

never been called upon to make a report before and now suddenly Odin

himself wanted to have a word with her. She wondered if something big

that she didn't know about was going on.

Even though she held a reasonably high rank in Asgard, Peorth

had no idea whatsoever what it was that Belldandy actually did. All she

knew was that it was top secret, classified information and not even

Skuld and Urd knew what it was that their sister worked on.

Now that she thought about it, even the circumstances that had

led to Belldandy being assigned to Special Operations were a bit foggy.

Peorth knew for a fact that Belldandy was originally supposed to be

assigned to the Goddess Relief Office, but something happened while she

was completing the required number of Midgard exposure hours and she

never completed the course. The next thing she knew, Belldandy had her

own office and a memo was circulated informing all the senior gods and

goddesses that Belldandy was not required to report to any of them.

Peorth was still deep in thought when she finally arrived at

the door to Belldandy's office. She knocked quickly on it, and the soft

voice of her friend responded from inside.

"The door's not locked. Come on in."

Peorth frowned. That was strange. Normally, Belldandy would

come to the door and usher any visitors inside herself. What was up?

Realizing that there was nothing to be gained by waiting around outside

the door, Peorth opened it and made her way inside.

"Belldandy, I was sent here to tell you that Odin wants to see

you in his office immediately. We tried sending you a message through

the instant messaging system but we couldn't contact...."

Peorth's voice trailed off as she got a good look at the inside

of the office. It was a mess! The casings of various mechanical devices

lay strewn across the floor, their innards missing. There were wires,

nuts, bolts, and other spare parts scattered all across every surface.

In the middle of it all, Belldandy sat at her desk, her fingers gliding

over the keyboard of her terminal at high speed. The computer itself

was completely unrecognizable. It's casing had been removed and dozens

of wires connected it to various outlets throughout the room.

"Belldandy, what's going on here?"

Belldandy stopped typing momentarily before replying. "I'm

just working on a processor-intensive project so I routed all the power

in the room to the terminal. Did you want something?"

Peorth was slightly taken aback by that reply. What could

Belldandy possibly be working on that it would require so much extra

power? She cleared her throat before repeating her message.

"Odin wants to see you in his office immediately, something

about the special project you're working on."

A frown appeared on Belldandy's normally cheerful face. "I see.

I guess I should get going then. Thank you for giving me the message,

Peorth-san."

Belldandy activated the password protection program on her

terminal before standing up to leave the room. As she was opening the

door, Peorth called out to her.

"Belldandy."

The goddess of the present stopped walking and turned towards

the goddess of roses. "Yes? Did you want something else?"

"What exactly are you working on, anyway?"

Belldandy shook her head as she replied. "I'm sorry, but I

can't tell you that. It's classified."

*****

"Dead Scream."

The powerful ball of energy produced by Sailor Pluto's attack

collided with Morrigan's Soul Fist. Both attacks disappeared in a

bright flash after impact. Setsuna turned towards Morrigan and pointed

an accusing finger at the succubus.

"I wasn't finished counting down. You weren't supposed to

attack yet!"

Morrigan giggled, annoying the hell out of the angry senshi of

Pluto. "All's fair in love and war, you know. Besides, I'm a demon. It

wouldn't be good for my reputation if word got out that I was following

rules."

A large vein started throbbing on Setsuna's temple area. "Why

you... Dead Scream!"

Setsuna produced an even larger ball of energy than before

and hurled it at Morrigan. Before the ball was able to reach halfway,

however, Lilith intercepted it with her own attack.

"Soul Flash!"

As two attacks cancelled each other in another bright flash of

light, Lilith flew through the air and directed her own attack towards

Sailor Pluto.

"Soul Spin!"

Lilith's wings swirled around her body, forming razor sharp

blades that threatened to inflict serious harm upon Setsuna's body if

her attack connected. Setsuna seemed unimpressed, however, as she

easily blocked it with her staff. With a slight twist of her wrist,

she threw Lilith off her staff and sent the young demon hurtling

towards the ground. Lilith was barely able to right herself mid-fall

and land on her feet.

"If you know what's best for you, child, you'd get out of my

way right now."

Lilith giggled. "Oh, but this is so much fun!"

*****

"Do you remember what happened now, goddess of the past? You

lied to me and caused me to lose everything that I had. For that, I can

never forgive you!"

Urd frowned as she listened to Morrigan. Her hands curled into

fists as she shouted at the demon.

"Enough! I don't believe a word of it! The things you're

saying... they're all impossible!"

Morrigan shook her head. "You know, denial is such a pathetic

thing to watch."

"I said enough! If you won't shut your mouth then I'll shut

it for you!"

Urd concentrated a large burst of energy into her right hand

and threw it at Morrigan. The succubus spread her wings and flew into

the air to avoid it, but the attack changed direction to follow her.

She was forced to fire her own blast of energy to cancel it out. When

Morrigan looked in front of her, she found that Urd had also taken to

the air. A grin formed on her face.

"All that time I was rotting away in that stupid pool, I've

done nothing but dream of this moment... the chance to finally avenge

myself. My sister is busy with the green-haired one at the moment,

so it would seem that our battle will be a fair fight."

After listening to Morrigan's words, Urd started laughing

loudly. "A fair fight? A _fair_ fight? I'm a goddess, stupid! I _never_

fight fair!"

Immediately after saying those words, Urd closed her eyes

and clasped her hands in front of her. Assuming that her opponent was

vulnerable, Morrigan fired another Soul Fist at Urd. Her attack flew

through the air at high speed, moving towards the goddess of the past

until it was suddenly stopped by a hand that suddenly sprouted from

inside Urd's chest. Urd's eyes opened. She smiled as the hand retracted

back into her chest.

"I'd like you to meet someone. She's a very dear friend of

mine. World of Elegance, come out!"

At Urd's words, an angel seemingly appeared from her back and

started hovering slightly above her. The angel had one black and one

white wing, and her hair was dark on the left but light on the right.

She had pale skin, but there were multiple dark markings arranged

symmetrically on her body. Morrigan's eyes grew wide when she saw

what had happened.

"Wha... what the hell is that?"

Urd chuckled. "This is World of Elegance. She's my angel, and

we're about to kick your ass!"

*****

"Sailor Mercury, what's going on? Everyone's started fighting!

Should we start fighting too? Who are we going to fight?"

Ami was about to reply with something along the lines of 'keep

quiet and let me think', but before she could say a word she saw a red

blur moving towards her at high speed. She brought her hands up to

defend herself, but it was no use. She felt the air rushing out from

her lungs as she took a hard hit to her stomach.

Her eyes closed and her knees buckled from under her as she

started falling towards the ground. Before she could fall completely,

however, she felt herself getting hit once more across the face. The

impact sent her hurtling through the air until she smashed into one

of Juuban High's walls.

Ami opened her eyes with great difficulty, and found Makoto

standing over her, electricity crackling on the tall girl's fingers.

"Supreme Thunder!"

Usagi started saying aloud every thought that went through

her mind, proving that even in the direst of situations she still had

an incredible knack for stating the obvious.

"Ami's down! Ranma and Mako-chan are attacking us! Sailor Venus!

Sailor Mars! What are we going to do?"

Seeing that Usagi was panicking, Rei took charge of the

situation. She positioned herself to Usagi's right and called out to

Minako.

"Ranma's started attacking! Sailor Venus, we have to stay near

Sailormoon and make sure nothing harms her!"

At Rei's words, Minako joined her friend and took her place

at Usagi's left. The two of them started craning their necks in an

effort to see where Ranma's next attack would come from. Beside them,

Usagi was trembling as she thought of the speed in which Ami had been

taken out.

What was going on? Ranma wasn't moving nearly as fast when

she watched him fight that strange boy with the bandanna. Also, where

was he now? When she turned back towards the spot where he had been

standing after watching Ami hit the wall, he was no longer there. She

had to be alert. His next attack could come from anywhere.

"Don't be scared, Usagi."

Usagi turned towards Rei, who had interrupted her thoughts

with the unexpected words of reassurance. "But... but he's moving too

fast! How can we beat him if we can't even see where he's coming--"

Rei interrupted Usagi with her reply. "He's using ki to make

himself faster. If you concentrate, you can feel him release it as he

moves around."

Usagi finally shut her mouth and tried to do as Rei said. She

calmed herself and concentrated on her surroundings. At first, she

couldn't feel anything. In a few moments, though, she sensed it. Ranma

was releasing small bursts of ki to allow himself to move at high

speeds.

He was circling them, probably looking for a good opening. The

realization made her feel like a lost man wandering the desert while

vultures flew overhead. It was like if she lost concentration even for

a moment, he would swoop down and--

"Above us! Crescent Beam!"

Sailor Venus fired off a beam of energy directly above them,

and Usagi was barely able to make out Ranma as he twisted in the air

to avoid getting hit. He managed to change the trajectory of his fall

and avoid the attack. A grin appeared on his face as he fell in front

of them.

"You managed to sense that? You're better than you look."

Minako laughed at Ranma's words. "Did you think we couldn't

see through your little ki-enhanced speed trick? We may not be able to

follow your movements with our eyes, but we can feel your ki when you

use it!"

Ranma nodded thoughtfully. "Thanks for telling me. I guess I'll

have to save it for other things, like beating you up."

Minako stepped in front of her friends, energy swirling around

her fingertips. "Enough talk, if taking you down is what I have to

do to save you, then I'll be more than happy to do it. Crescent Beam

Shower!"

Multiple beams of energy shot forth from the Venus senshi's

fingers. Ranma jumped into the air to avoid them, but Rei was ready

for him.

"Fire Soul Bird!"

A flaming bird flew from Rei's hands, flying directly towards

Ranma. Once again, the martial artist was forced to twist in the air

to avoid getting hit by the senshi's attacks. Rei grinned as she saw

this.

"That won't work again, Ranma. Follow!"

At Rei's command, the flaming bird shifted course and followed

Ranma as he fell to the ground. He twisted again to avoid the attack,

but the bird quickly changed course anew and headed for him once again.

All throughout this, Minako continued firing a stream of Crescent Beams

at Ranma to keep him off balance. Ranma was able to avoid the attacks

without too much trouble, but it seemed that he wasn't able to attack

Usagi and her friends for the moment. Rei smiled as she watched him

flip through the air to avoid her fire bird. It was only a matter of

time before his luck ran out and he would get hit. Once he was out of

the picture, they could concentrate on sending that annoying succubus

back where she came from.

"Hello there."

Rei's eyes went wide with fear. Ranma was standing right in

front of her, his face mere inches from her own. She didn't feel him

use any ki. Her firebird disappeared as she lost concentration. How

could he have gotten to her so fast? She brought her hands up in front

of her to launch another attack at him, but he was gone again before

she could fire it.

"Over here."

Rei whirled around when she heard Ranma's voice coming from

behind her. She never saw him, however, mostly because of the backhand

that hit her as she turned and sent her flying into another one of

Juuban High's walls.

"Sailor Mars!"

Usagi was at a loss. They had seemed to have the upper hand

back there, and now Rei was lying on a mound of wrecked concrete. Ranma

was gone now, of course. She felt him use his ki to get a quick burst

of speed. Now he was nowhere to be seen, and she couldn't feel him

using his ki at all.

"He's hiding. I don't know where, but it's probably nearby. He

didn't use enough ki to get very far. Stay alert, Usagi."

Usagi nodded as she listened to Minako's words. She couldn't

see Ranma and she didn't feel him using any ki, so he was lying in wait

somewhere hidden. It made sense. Why hadn't _she_ thought of that?

"Usa--mmmph"

Usagi turned around and Minako was gone. Not a single trace

of her was left. Ranma was nowhere to be seen as well. Now she was all

alone. Her eyes started watering.

"If you give yourself up to me without a fight, I promise not

to hurt you."

There he was, standing in front of her. Ranma. He was holding

up an unconscious Minako in one of his arms, her blonde hair flowing

over his body and along his legs. Ranma dropped her unceremoniously

onto the ground before he started talking again.

"Think about it. All you need to do is give up and you won't

have to get hurt at all. I know first aid. I'll help your friends out

if you give up. I know you only want to save me from Mistress Morrigan,

but I don't want to be saved. It feels great to be her servant. If you

give up, we can share this feeling together. You just need to give up

fighting and submit yourself to us. We'll be together forever. Isn't

that what you wanted?"

Usagi mumbled something unintelligible. Ranma frowned, unable

to understand what she said.

"What was that? Do you give up now?"

Usagi's mind was a whirlwind of conflicting desires. She

didn't want to fight Ranma all by herself, but she didn't want to give

up either. On the other hand, Ranma's offer didn't sound too bad when

she really thought about it, but how could she be sure that Ranma was

serious about his claims?

"What's the matter? Don't you want us to be together?"

Ranma took a step towards Usagi, and she took a corresponding

step back. Their eyes locked together. A lone tear fell across Usagi's

right cheek. What was she supposed to do?

"There's no need for you or anyone else to get hurt, you know.

Just say you give up and Mistress Morrigan and I will stop the fight

and take things from there. Doesn't that sound inviting, Minako?"

A large nerve appeared on Usagi's left temple. Her hands closed

themselves into fists as she shouted her reply at Ranma. "My name's

Usagi, not Minako, and I'll never give in to you! I'll fight you and

beat you and rescue you from that weird lady with the wings if it's the

last thing I do!"

Ranma shook his head. "I'm sorry about the mix-up. I've never

been good with names. Are you sure you don't want to just give in? It'd

save you a lot of pain and effort."

Usagi shook her head defiantly in response. Ranma chuckled.

"Well... if that's how you feel...."

Ranma started jogging towards Usagi, the girl charging up to

prepare for his attack, when he heard a loud cry coming from somewhere

to his side.

"Wait!"

The two combatants turned to see Sailor Mercury, bruises all

over her body and her suit was heavily damaged where she had gotten hit

with electricity. She was gasping for breath, and seemed to be having

trouble standing up. Sailor Jupiter was lying unconscious behind her.

"Our fight... it's not over yet."

Ranma raised an eyebrow at Ami's declaration. "Are you

challenging me?"

Ami nodded slowly. "How about it? One on one. Right here...

right now. No sneaky stuff, just full on attacking."

Ranma smiled. "Sure, but do you really want to fight me in

that condition?"

Ami managed to grin. "Mako-chan did a number on me, but I'm

still strong enough to fight."

Ranma smirked. "I wasn't referring to that. I meant your

clothes."

Ami looked down at herself and found that her senshi outfit

was leaving nothing at all to the imagination. With all the dignity

a half-naked defender of justice could muster, she fixed it with her

transformation pen.

Ranma dropped into a fighting stance. "Much better. Shall we

start?"

Ami readied herself for the upcoming confrontation. "Bring it

on!"

While the two combatants began their battle, Usagi was having

a heck of a time trying to get the mental image of a naked Ami fighting

Ranma out of her head.

*****

"Happo no Yen Coin Return!"

Hinako fired yet another burst of energy at Mamoru, and the

quick fighter once again avoided it with ease. She had been blasting

him since the fight started, but had yet to land a hit. He hadn't

tried to attack her yet, however, so she was likewise unhurt.

It was all very frustrating.

The worst part of it was that if she only had a decent area

attack, hitting him would have been much easier. Something like her

draining attacks. They hadn't been working right ever since she had

tried draining Urd, though. Perhaps they would work now?

"Happo Fifty-Yen Satsu!"

Mamoru watched with mild interest as the pretty girl he had

chosen to fight waved a fifty yen coin in his general direction. He had

no idea what she was trying to do exactly, but he was ready to jump

away in case it was another projectile attack.

"Happo Fifty-Yen Satsu!"

Mamoru continued waiting as his opponent tried again. What was

she up to? The projectiles she had been throwing at him were easily on

par with any attack he had ever seen a senshi do, so she was probably

a very capable fighter, but it didn't look like her attack was working

right now. Strange.

Oh well, no need to look a gift horse in the mouth. Kick 'em

while they're down and all that. Mamoru started running towards Hinako

with his cane raised, poised to take the battle in one decisive blow.

"Happo no Yen Coin Return!"

Mamoru barely dodged Hinako's attack by rolling to his

right. The blast flew past him and hit a nearby building, destroying

it completely.

"Darn, I missed again!"

Hinako charged up for another blast, carefully following

Mamoru's movements with her eyes so she wouldn't lose him. Her Happo

Yen Satsu attacks were still out of whack, but at least she didn't

seem to be running out of energy after attacking like she used to.

It was probably a fair trade, except her students would probably

pay less attention to her lectures now that she had less cleavage

to show off.

Then again, she had read in one of her mangas that having

one's breasts fondled worked wonders for their growth. Perhaps she

could get one of her students to help her... maybe even Ranma? He

deserved to be punished for being such a delinquent, and doing extra

work for the teacher seemed like just as good a punishment as anything

else she could think of. She would have to think more about this later,

when he was safely back in Furinkan High under her care.

Hinako snapped out of her thoughts and found that Mamoru was

attacking her again.

"Happo no Yen Coin Return!"

*****

"I'm soooo tired."

Nabiki sighed as she allowed herself to fall onto the bed in

her room. She had tried to find out where Ranma and the others had gone

off to but with no clues to guide her she quickly realized that her

search was futile. She looked at the clock hanging on one of her room's

walls and noticed that it was getting very late. A loud rumbling noise

came from her stomach, reminding her that she hadn't had any dinner

yet. She started reaching for her cell phone to order some food when it

started ringing. She rolled her eyes as she activated the keypad and

held it against her ear.

"Nabiki speaking. This better be good."

The familiar voice of Gosunkugi answered her from the other end

of the line. "Turn to channel fifteen."

The middle Tendo sister frowned as she picked up the remote

control for the television set. "Channel fifteen, huh? You realize of

course that if I see porn on this channel and you start asking me what

I'm wearing, you're dead."

Nabiki heard chuckling from the other end of the line before

Gosunkugi replied to her. "You don't have to worry. I'm not _that_

desperate."

After several attempts to use the remote control failed, Nabiki

threw it into one the room's corners in frustration. She stood up and

walked towards the television to turn it on manually, muttering angrily

as she did so.

"What's this about anyway? Are you airing one of the girl's

locker room videos you took?"

Gosunkugi was quick to answer. "No, nothing like that. You'll

see for yourself soon enough."

Nabiki started pressing the channel button on the television

rapidly. When she finally got to channel fifteen, she was greeted by

the sight of an attractive female reporter making what appeared to be

a live news broadcast.

"...have not yet been able to ascertain the identities of all

the combatants, but it has been confirmed that Sailormoon and her

senshi are taking part in the battle. As you can see from the live

feeds provided by our telescopic cameras, Juuban High's athletic

field has become a veritable war zone--"

Nabiki immediately stood up and ran out of the door, all

thoughts about dinner forgotten. She spoke into her cell phone as

she did so.

"Good work, Gosunkugi. This isn't exactly what I asked for,

but you've been a great help. I'll email you a little bonus for your

trouble."

Nabiki scrolled through the pictures stored in her cell phone

and sent one of them to Gosunkugi. She heard him get up and type on

his computer as he checked his email. A few seconds later, she heard

him holler with joy.

"Yes! This is the best one yet, Nabiki! I don't know how to

thank you! It's so... so beautiful! I don't think I can sleep tonight

at all. You'll have the information on Ranma by tomorrow for sure!

Man... I never realized that Akane had such deep cleavage!"

Nabiki smiled as she turned her cell phone off.

"That's what Photoshop is for, idiot."

*****

"Well, we've finally arrived! I must say that I didn't expect

us to get here this early, especially since we were just running."

Konatsu stopped running and started doing some light stretches

to cool down. Beside him, Akane was bent over with her hands on her

knees, gasping for breath. Konatsu smiled to himself, noting that the

running would do Akane's figure some good. He sometimes got the urge

to give her some tips on how to achieve an hourglass figure or smoother

skin, but he wasn't sure she'd take them the right way.

Akane closed her eyes and drew in a few lungfuls of air before

she was able to speak. "So where's Ranma?"

Konatsu frowned at Akane's question. "Er... don't _you_ know

where Ranma is?"

Akane glared at the effeminate ninja in front of her. "Konatsu,

tell me that you know where we can find Ranma."

Konatsu grinned and scratched his head. "How am I supposed to

know that?"

Akane grit her teeth and punched the ground, cracking the

pavement as she did so. "This sucks! You know, if that stupid Ranma

had only left his address with me this wouldn't be a problem! Of

course, that _would_ work to his advantage, wouldn't it? He must have

been planning this from the start! I _knew_ something fishy was going

on when I saw him on television with the Sailor Senshi! I'll bet you

the moment he laid eyes on all their blonde hair and long legs he

completely forgot that he had other responsibilities waiting for him

back at home!"

"Like his responsibility to marry you?"

Akane blushed bright red. "Me? Well... I... of course not! I

meant his responsibility to... Ukyo and Shampoo."

Konatsu grinned. "Oh yes, he has a responsibility to marry

them as well, right?"

Akane stomped her feet on the ground in frustration. "No! I

meant... take responsibility but... but not by marrying them! He can't

possibly marry them both, right? Besides, he's got fiancees all over

the place! Is he supposed to marry them all?"

Konatsu nodded slowly. "I see your point. He'd have to take

responsibility... but he'd have to do it through means other than

marriage."

Akane smiled brightly. "That's absolutely right!"

Konatsu smiled as well. "Say, wouldn't it be funny if it turned

out that Ranma was also engaged to one or more of those Senshi you were

talking about?"

Akane's smile quickly turned into a frown. "No it wouldn't!

The Sailor Senshi are defenders of love and justice. They would never

be involved with someone like Ranma. He's an enemy of love and justice

himself! Of course, they might not know about him yet! He might corrupt

them and add them to his list of conquests. I can't believe that Ranma

would actually... Konatsu?"

Akane walked towards Konatsu, who was looking into the open

windows of a house beside them. "Konatsu, you shouldn't look into the

houses of people you don't know. It's an invasion of--"

Akane's eyes widened as she saw what Konatsu was looking at.

The owner of the house was watching television, and she could clearly

make out Ranma and the Sailor Senshi. Her lower lip trembled.

"Oh my God! He _is_ doing his thing with the Senshi! We've

got to stop him! Do you know where that is?"

Konatsu turned towards her. "I think it's at the school. Should

we--"

Konatsu never got a chance to finish his sentence as Akane

ran off with a burst of speed he hadn't thought the young girl capable

of releasing. He shook his head as he watched her figure rapidly grow

smaller and smaller.

"Oh well, I guess I should go there as well."

*****

"Good evening, Belldandy. It's been a while. How have you

been all this time?"

Belldandy tried to put on her best smile as she stood in front

of Odin's throne. Freya was standing beside him, glaring at her. For

some reason, the older goddess had always seemed to harbor a dislike

for her and her sisters.

"I'm doing well, sir."

Odin nodded thoughtfully at her response. "That's good to hear.

How about your sisters?"

Belldandy's lower lip trembled a bit. She hoped that Odin

hadn't noticed. "They... they're in good health."

It was Odin's turn to smile at Belldandy. "I am happy to hear

that. Well, I suppose we should get down to business then. Freya, if

you would please leave the room...."

Freya wordlessly left her post and started walking out of the

room, glaring daggers at Belldandy as they passed each other. A few

seconds later, the sound of doors opening and closing signaled that

she had already left.

Odin immediately started talking. "I've just come back from an

emergency meeting with the heads of the other companies, Belldandy. Do

you know what the meeting was about?"

Belldandy's smile left her face. He knew! He already knew! "I

don't know, sir."

Odin shook his head slowly at her reply. "Apparently, we have

a crisis on our hands. Two of our goddesses wreaking havoc on the

mortal realm. An old enemy that we have previously thought imprisoned

forever has recently been released. Most importantly of all, the most

dangerous account we are currently handling has apparently escaped the

area of containment. Are you aware of this, Belldandy?"

Belldandy looked away as she spoke. "Yes sir."

Odin nodded slowly. "Good for you, then. You see, _I_ had

no idea any of this was going on. When I went to the meeting all I

knew was that one of the other companies has made a mistake. Imagine

my shock upon learning that it was my own company, and that I was

apparently the last to know. To say I was humiliated would be an

understatement."

Belldandy immediately started apologizing. "I'm terribly sorry

sir, but I thought--"

Odin interrupted Belldandy with a shout so loud it made her

ears ring. "No you didn't! You have done many things, most of them

without my knowledge, but thinking was definitely not one of them! Do

you know how I know this?"

Belldandy fought to keep herself from crying. "No, sir."

Odin slammed his fist onto the armrest of his throne as he

replied to her. "Because if you had done any thinking at all, you would

have realized that this is one of the greatest threats that we've ever

faced! A threat, let me remind you, that is of your making!"

Tears started falling from Belldandy's eyes. "I'm sorry, sir."

Odin's own eyes flashed with anger. "You'd better be! I

thought I made it clear before that any further mistakes concerning

Ranma Saotome would not be tolerated! Now he's running around down

there under the control of Morrigan, of all people, in close proximity

to not one but two of the goddesses that control time! This is not even

counting the fact that he is also involved with those little brats from

the Silver Millennium! What were you thinking? This is a nightmare! The

other company heads were talking about reinstalling as a last resort!"

Belldandy's face paled at the mention of reinstallation.

"Please sir! I can fix things! Please don't--"

Odin silenced Belldandy with a wave of his hand. "There is no

need for you to beg. I managed to convince the other heads to abandon

that plan. I told them that you would be able to restore things to

order. This is your last chance, Belldandy. If you fail, I will enter

the code for reinstallation myself."

Belldandy dried her eyes and bowed low in front of Odin. "I

won't fail you, sir."

After leaving Odin's office, Belldandy quickly made her way to

her office. She had to get to Midgard before things got worse. There

was no time to lose. She just hoped that things didn't get too out of

hand before she got there.

*****

Author's Notes

I would like to thank Charles Stitman, M, Mark Biggar, Seaver,

Chester, Juan Paolo Gabrioti, Nathan Diederich, Flores, Wray, Egan

Mandreck, Kevin Henry, Vex, and Griever for all of the help they have

given me for this chapter.

Ya know, I just realized that I'm not content to have a fanfic

that's basically a seventeen chapter rant. I feel that, as a biased

author who plays character favorites, my author's notes should be a

really long rant as well. Here goes!

Well, how did you like that chapter? The battle didn't really

turn out as I envisioned it. The senshi are putting up too much of a

fight and I'm not emphasizing Mamoru's wussiness enough... still, I

guess it'll please all the people complaining about my biased writing

(that means you, Chester). I don't really know what's wrong with it,

though. What nobler reason to write can there be than bashing

characters you hate and making it seem like your favorite characters

are perfect?

Anyway, watch for the next chapters. They're gonna be really

good, sort of good, passable, somewhat bad, or really bad. How's that

for narrowing it down! ^-^

I've been informed by many people that the anime I'm currently

enamored with influences my writing greatly, so I'll be telling you

guys what I'm watching from now on! I've just finished watching Full

Metal Panic. Tessa is soooooo hot! Chidori has nothing on her. She

has that Ruri look that really gets to me. I'm working on finishing

Star Ocean, but all the lovey dovey crap is slowing me down. I've

also seen the Fatal Fury movie recently.

Whoa, I totally forgot to thank people and stuff! I have tons

of people to thank this time around. My theory from the last chapter

was proven correct, as thousands upon thousands of people sent me

links to the stuff that I wanted. Well, maybe not thousands, but a

lot of people nonetheless. Anyway....

Thanks to Francis for sending me Hand Maid May! He was trying

to break his record of mentions in the last chapter, so here he is

again, three more times: Francis Francis Francis! Also, a HUGE thanks

goes out to N_Yah for pointing me out to the most complete archive of

Mogudan works that I've ever seen! When I saw the Outlaw Star dojin

up for downloading, tears fell from my eyes. I swear, I was bawling

like a senshi on her special episode.

More HUGE thanks to the good people at the hentaimania forums,

who helped me find tons of stuff including but not limited to a bunch

of Big Boss dojinshi and a whopping thirty-six assorted works by

Studio Katsudon, not to mention Saigado's AMAZING Mai Special! I

would also like to thank JBee, David Andersson, Quy Duong Nguyen,

and all the other good people who have been kind enough to send me

links to dojin and anime goodness.

Also, I would like to take this chance to extend a very

special thanks to Steven Avery for taking the time to write me and

inform me of so many ways I could make the story better. I would

also like to apologize for the fact that although I agree with most

of his points and realize that following his suggestions would

improve the quality of my writing immensely, I just can't do it. A

Jose Argao fanfic without cliches, AFCs, character bashing, rants,

and long drawn out scenes that have no bearing on the story just

isn't a true Jose Argao fic. Gomen.

Chester should be either laughing hard, shaking his head, or

bashing it onto his keyboard right now. Kewlness.

What else can I talk about?

Oh yeah, my want-list! It's a new feature of my author's

notes designed to help me mooch stuff from friends and fans alike.

I'm currently looking for dojinshi by Big Boss (as always) and

Hanaukyo Maids dojinshi/manga (they're about the same anyway).

I'm looking for dojins by D'erlanger, Nadesico A, as well as anything

by the same dude who made Maria and Maria 2 (who was the author

of those awesome dojins? Is there a Maria 3?) I'm not really looking

for regular anime right now, since I've realized that I have a huge

backlog of anime to watch. I haven't even started on Gatekeepers,

Baki, and Rave yet. Remember kids, anyone who helps out has a chance

to be mentioned in next chapter's author's notes! How cool is that?

Well, not very, but it's something!

Please send C&C to ukyo_rulz@edsamail.com.ph

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