Please Leave Your Name And Phone Number

by Super Shayde

A really stupid fic about what I think certain character's answering machine messages would be. Cute and unbelievably lame. [TO BE CONTINUED]

6. Weatherby, Charming! Snicker!

Please Leave Your Name and Phone Number

Disclaimer: Thank you for the ideas, reviewers P.S. I took Ginny's from a fanfic by Thalia Poet.

Ginny Weasley(CoS) –

"Tom Riddle…Tom Riddle…Tom Riddle…help meeee…"

Moaning Myrtle –

"Why are you calling me? I need to think about despair and death! How dare you! Everybody's bothering Myrtle..always.." (sniffle)

Oliver Wood –

"Why are you calling me? I need to train, moron! I need to train so I can WIN! I MUST WIN!...MUST WIN…MUST WIN!" (CRASH.)

Lily Potter –

"If you're an old friend of mine, would you please stop calling me and rubbing it in my face that I married James?! I was wrong, OKAY?"

Percy Weasley –

"FRED! GEORGE! WHY ARE YOU DISTURBING ME AT WORK –"

"Ooh, you've got a picture of Penny, have you?"

"And the little plate on your desk still says 'Weatherby'…how charming."

"Quaint, yes, I agree, Fred.."

"GET OUT OF MY OFFICE! NOW!"

Karkaroff –

"Not a Death Eater…Not a Death Eater…not….promise?" (whimper)

Madame Maxime –

"I 'ave big bones!"

Lockhart(after memory charm) –

"Eh? Who am I? Shiny…teeth…so shiny. Shinier than yours.."