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Summary: No no no, of course not!
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Frodo Baggins(I couldn't resist, okay?!) –
"Ring…so heavy upon my chest…what, Sam? Wrong series? What are you talking about? Oh…wait…"
Quirrell –
"H-Have you, b-by any chance, se-seen P-Potter? I h-have something v-very…im-important to t-tell him." (Cackle.)
Professor McGonagall –
"Well, I agree with Headmaster Dumbledore in many aspects, yet…answering machines? Its rather far-fetched in my opinion.."
Bill Weasley –
"But, mum…I don't want to cut my hair…MUM! You left the answering machine on –"
"So everyone can know how hopelessly stubborn you are, dear.."
"MUM!"
Crookshanks –
"…Meow?"
Macnair –
"Want to let out all your anger? Join my 'let's smash things' course! With a free thirty-minute infomercial after, about the lives of Death Eaters – JOIN OR DIE."
Vincent Crabbe –
"I like donuts…do you like donuts? Durr…."
Regulus Black –
"Be cool – believe in pureblood mania!"