Please Leave Your Name And Phone Number

by Super Shayde

A really stupid fic about what I think certain character's answering machine messages would be. Cute and unbelievably lame. [TO BE CONTINUED]

8. Preety, Weety, and Wize

Please Leave Your Name and Phone Number

Short chapter, but finally an update..

(SPOILER ALERT: CONTAINS CHARACTERS AND SITUATIONS FROM HBP, SOME MAJOR!)

Rufus Scrimgeour –

"Why hello…are you Dumbledore's man?"

- Fleur Delacour –

"I am preety, and weety, and wize! …What! Beel, I told you not to turn this theeng on while I am seengeeng! If you were not so badly eenjured, I would…!"

The Prime Minister –

"If you are a little man in a lime green bowler hat, kindly hang up. Immediately."

Cornelius Fudge –

"I have to announce that I have still been opposed even after being…exiled from the position of Minister. I will admit that I was…a bit harsh, but my fashion sense is perfectly fine, thank you very much!"

Severus Snape –

"Hello. Now hang up, shut up, and forget you ever knew this number."

Albus Dumbledore –

"Hello everyone! I am pleased to announce that there are indeed acid pops in heaven. That is all. Please don't leave a message, as I will be considerably unable to answer it."

Harry Potter –

"So angsty…so noble…so pressured…GO AWAY!"