"Finally!" said an exhausted Squidward Tentacles. "I'm out of this evil place." "We'll Mr. Squidward, if you think today was bad just wait till tomorrow, because we do it all over again," said Mr. Krabbs. Squidward's unusual happy expression went bland again. "I know," he sighed.
"What's wrong with Squidward ?" asked Spongebob. "He's just always down, said Mr. Krabbs. But I never know why." Squidward went in his car full of My mother should've had an abortion for me, and stickers everywhere.
"You're right, but how come I never noticed this?" asked Spongebob. "'Cause you don't know what sarcasm is you gay bimbo," snapped Mr. Krabbs. Spongebob just laughed in a very confused manner. "Bimbo hahahahahaha, gay, haahahhahhha, that's funny."
Later that night…………….
Spongebob was calling Patrick. "Hey boo what's up!" said Patrick. "Pat why you talking that way?" asked Spongebob. "Spongebob ,do you even know what a pimp is?" he replied. "What's that ?" asked Spongebob. "Forget that,said Patrick. So why did you call me?" We'll Squidward's not happy and I'm very worried about him, maybe we should do something," said Spongebob. "Okay I have an idea, meet me tomorrow at my house, I have a plan to cheer him up," said Patrick. "Thanks Pat, I knew I could count on you, honey," said Spongebob. "Okay?" said Patrick.
The Next Day……………
"Patrick I'm here!" called Spongebob. "Sssshhhhhhh, do you want him to hear us," squealed Patrick. "I thought we were hear to cheer him up." Said Spongebob. "We are but, apparently he doesn't need it," whispered Patrick. They both hid in the bushes outside Squidward's house. "Hey look it's Sandy," said Spongebob. "Bye baby!" yelled Squidward after her. "Patrick did you hear that? Pat, Patrick you okay?" Spongebob aksed. Patrick had passed out after seeing Sandy.
"I don't get it, why would she and Squidward be in a relationship?" said Patrick. "We should investigate," said an enthused Spongebob.
Later that day, they snuck into Squidward's house. "Okay let's search the house, if there is anything suspicious write it down," whispered Spongebob. Unfortunately, Squidward was in the shower during the investigation.
Patrick's eyes widened at the sight of a thong. "Holy crap Spongebob look at the size of this thong!" yelled Patrick. "Wow said Spongebob. He must have a huge d-." "Who's there!" yelled Squidward. "Even though I'm naked I can still beat the living crap out of you," he yelled. "You're right said Patrick. He does have a huge di-." They found Squidward staring straight at them. "Okay boys, I'll give you 3 seconds to get your ugly faces out of here and I'll forget this ever-" Before he could finish, Spongebob and Patrick had already left.