"Hey, Spongebob," said Mr. Krabbs. "Hey," he replied. "So how was the investigation go: asked Mr. Krabbs. "Not to well, he's dating one of my best friends," he replied. "Ouch," said Mr. Krabbs.
"Hello everyone what a great day," said Squidward. "Breathe you dirty son of bch!" yelled Spongebob who was giving CPR on Squidward. "You bastard, I'm fine, I feel good today!" screamed Squidward. "Oh, that's good," said a sarcastic Spongebob. "Are you making fun of me!" questioned Squidward. "No, just tell me more about your lover!" exclaimed Spongebob. Squidward then tackled Spongebob. "I'm gonna beat your head to a pulp you little pervert!" he screamed. "I wasn't the one with the thong remember Squidward!" he replied. Squidward kept hitting Spongebob. "Dt you two, quit fighting we're losing custumers!" yelled Mr. Krabbs. Several customer came to break up the fight. "Spongebob, I don't want to see you here for another week. "But Mr.-", "No buts Spongebob, Mr. Krabbs interrupted. I never even want to hear you till next week," said Mr. Krabbs.
Later on Spongebob and Patrick were climbing on the side of Squidward's house to spy on him. "Oh, Squiddy, yes, yes, YES!" they heard a voice say. "That bastard is plowing into Sandy!" exclaimed Patrick. "But there in his kitchen," said Spongebob. Meanwhile, inside the kitchen, "YES YES YES YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" yelled Sandy. "Squiddy your gumbo is so good." "MMMMmmmmm, gimme more gimme more," Patrick heard her say. "Dn she's doin it again," he said. Spongebob looked very ticked. "What are we gonna do?" asked Patrick. Spongebob then with a evil look in the eyes said: "KILL SQUIDWARD!"