"Spongebob, said Patrick nervously. Why do you want to kill Squidward, aren't you happy for Sandy?" "Happy?" snapped Spongebob. "Be happy for the woman who turned on me, NO, NEVER!" Patrick watched helplessly as Spongebob continued to climb up Squidward's house. "And down will come Squidward, Sandy, and all" he sang in horror film type dialogue. "GET A LIFE!" yelled Patrick from down below as he took the climbing catch net and slammed his front door. Spongebob watched him go and just shrugged. "I'll just free-climb it," he said to himself. He finally made it to the roof and listened to Sandy and Squidward's conversation through the walls. "So, honey", said Sandy. "How does Spongebob feel about our relationship?" "Uh, fine", Squidward lied
Suddenly a loud Crash sounded as a window shattered and glass flew everywhere. Sandy fainted in horror of the sight. "No!" cried Squidward with blood on his face. Spongebob appeared in the place the window used to be. "What the hel are you doing here!" yelled Squidward. Spongebob just smiled in a possessed way. "Give me answers!" bashed Squidward. "Well," started Spongebob. "You are hanging with my girlfriend," said Spongebob. "You backstabbing, selfish, foolish little bastard!" replied Squidward. "I think you had dat confused with yo momma!" yelled Spongebob. Squidward responded with a slap across the face. "Oh, so you're a bch slapping, girl stealer now right!" mocked Spongebob. Squidward then, even angrier, tackled Spongebob down the stairs. They continued wrestling until they reached the end of the stairs. "What was that?" said Squidward making fun of Spongebob. Spongebob punched Squidward in the jaw and he fell backwards on impact. Spongebob then opened Squidward's silverware cabinet and grabbed a huge knife. Franticly, Squidward tripped Spongebob and grabbed the knife. Spongebob then bit Squidward and took the knife back.
"Quote the Spongebob, NEVVVEEEERRRRRRRMOORRRREEEE!" he screamed as he drove the knife into Squidward's stomach. Squidward squealed in pain as Spongebob watched wiping blood of his face.
5 minutes later, police sirens sounded and Spongebob ran and hid in his house and watched Squidward taken away on a stretcher. Spongebob then eyed Sandy who was talking to the cops and then said, "One down……..one to go."