AN- Another one shot, because my others were such a bit success. Eight reviews each, I know 'hurrah'. (waves a small flag reading 'Woopie') Anyway, this is for all those reviewers who wanted more! I know it's short, but I like it. (grins)

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"Sirius! Get off my bed, you're soaking."

"Moony, you are such a wet blanket."

"No, what you're lying is a wet blanket."

"Fine, then let me rephrase that," (clears throat) "Moony, you are such a girl."

"I'm not a girl. If I was, you most defiantly would have shagged me by now… or at least tried."

"Who says I wasn't going to try?"

"Erm… God, I guess. You know, when he decided to make you a boy."

"And who says boys can't shag? Moony, I do believe you're homophobic."

"I am not! I just never took you for the type of swinging the other way."

(suggestive voice) "Wanna come lie beside me?"

"Are you hitting on me?"

"Is it that hard to believe?"

"You know, it's impolite to answer a question with a question."

"Then, yes I was hitting on you. But you've lost your chance, being the wet blanket you are, you dampened the mood."

"But it's still there?"

"Yes, it's just a tad moist."

"So can I still take you up on your offer?"

"Of coarse."

"…"

"…"

"Sirius, what are you doing?"

"Having a bit of fun… the others are still at the snowball fight…"

"I see your point."

"…G-R-O-W-L"

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Demonsblade along with a review from one of my other stories inspired me for this bad boy! Read/Review/Eat Cookies… what ever floats your boat.