Cid: Welcome to my show, today we are so very lucky and have a very special guest, ladies and gentleman, meet……Barret?
Barret and his daughter are on stage, his daughter dressed as a diva
Cid: Barret? What the heck are you doing here, you are not my special guest!
Barret: Well, I am now. Marlene and me saw you on T.V yesterday and thought that this could be Marlene's big break! Isn't that right my precious.
Marlene: Yes daddy, hey look at me, I am on T.V. I am the ruler, the diva of the show, with out me there would be no Marlene's big show!
Cid: Marlene's big show? Hey, wait a minute, this is my show, you can't take it away from me!
Barret: Yes we can, it is ours now!
Cid: No, you will have to get through me to get this show!
Barret: Very well then, as you wish!
Barret loads his gun arm
Cid: Oh, whoops, umm, I didn't mean it!
Barret fires at Cid and burns him to a crisp
Cid: Owwww, security, take them away.
Machines from Shinra Inc. take Barret and his daughter and throw them out
Barret: How dare you use the one thing I hate most in this god dam world to kick me out, you will pay old friend, you will pay!
Cid: Ok, that's all for today's show, see you later….CAN SOME ONE CALL AN AMBULENCE!