A/N: I'm upd8ing at long last! Whoohoo! I was camp 4 the last month so I didn't get a chance 2 upd8. Responding 2 reviews

Lily-Crane: Thank you for the very nice review. I wuld add more Spanish but the URL I'm getting it from I can't find it. I don't blame u 4 not liking Tianna. I mean I don't h8 her but still she's not my fave daughter.

Priestess Adularia: Me 2. Stanton is SO HOTT! He's my virtual boyfriend. Serena's out of the picture! Oh yea n thanxs 4 the info in French.

LizAsh Stanton: Thank you. They're acting weird becuz this fic is "special" aka nobody acts like they do in the books.

Everto Angelus: I like that idea. I may use it. Can I use it? You get full credit 4 it! (Gives contract) Oh yea nthe contract has to be signed in blood. Hope you don't mind.

MiniSparky: Hu cares y he's hott? It's the fact that he is hott that matters.

ObsidianAngel6: Me 2. They shuld. But not in this story! Muahahahahaha!

On with the story!

The next day Jimena met up with her friends in the hallway. They made their way to auditorium. Today was the big day. Today they found out their roles. Jimena already knew she was on stage crew and therefore didn't give a crap about the entire thing. Vanessa was sobbing on Catty's shoulder who was trying to pull her off. And Serena was doing some sort of self-therapy, taking deep breaths and crap like that.

When they reached the auditorium they saw that the doors were extremely crowded. Eventually the crowd dispersed and the four walked to the doors. First they looked at the leads.

Eliza Doolittle: Catty Stevenson (A/N: I forget the last name)

"Wow Catty you got a lead!" Vanessa screeched.

"I did, but, how?" Catty asked herself. "But, wait, what are you Vanessa? Did you get a lead?"

Vanessa looked up and down the list. She found her name in the chorus and as a maid in the song I could have danced all night and in the song poor professor Higgins.

"I'm in chorus, but I'm in a song with six other girls. Oh, wait I'm also in Poor Professor Higgins with three other people."

Serena checked her name in orchestra. 1st cello, it said. She ran back to the others. "I'm first cello!" She screamed at the other three.

"Nice," said Jimena. "First rehearsal is tomorrow so we should enjoy our last few hours of freedom."

She began walking out of the school. Serena and Catty were on her tail. Vanessa was inside sobbing because she didn't get a lead.

"I'm so glad the bitch didn't get a lead," said Catty to the others. "I can hardly stand her singing in Michael's band; I don't think I could handle hearing her during rehearsal."

"Me too," said Jimena.

"Want to go to my house?" Serena asked the other girls.

They nodded and they stood at the bus stop. They talked about girly crap nobody gives a shit about. Finally the bus came and they got on. Once again Stanton was on the bus. As Jimena walked by he pinched her ass. She had a strong desire to kill him. She lunged knocking over an old man, who knocked over the bus driver, who crashed into the car in front of him, who crashed into the car in front of him; well basically it was the domino effect.

In the meantime Jimena was strangling Stanton. Stanton was trying to make out with Jimena and Serena was trying to make out with Stanton. "Get off my boyfriend Jimena!" Serena yelled as loudly as possible.

"I'll kill that bitch!" Jimena yelled in reply.

In that moment Jimena had let go of Stanton and after catching his breath he said quietly, "ladies, there's enough Stanton for both of you." He smiled devilishly.

"I don't want you Stanton!" Jimena yelled.

"Really," Stanton said. "I don't turn you on?"

"No! In fact you disgust me."

"I want you Stanton," said Serena.

As the three argued the domino effect was still in effect. The car at the head of the line had the misfortune of hitting a person in the crosswalk, who hit another person in the crosswalk, and finally the last person hit the car after the light. And finally the domino effect ended. Millions were dead. But who cares about that? The three continued arguing until the police came and broke them up. The police took Jimena downtown for nearly killing Stanton and for causing the domino effect. Stanton, of course, was left alone, because he's Stanton. Serena was left alone because she was Stanton's girlfriend and anybody who is friends with Stanton gets all his privelages.

In jail Jimena managed to find a pickaxe. When everyone was asleep she picked a hole in the wall. Finally at three in the morning she made the hole big enough and she escaped from jail.

A/N: Ok that's the end of this chappie. I know it really sucks. I'll probably replace it later but for now this is what I've got.