Cid: Welcome back every one, ok, this time I am sure that I will have guests that don't kill each other, because well, they are kids! Everyone welcome Taro, Pacce and Hanna, aka the Kinderguardians!
Taro, Hanna and Pacce walk into the room
Pacce: Hi-ya Mr. Cid sir.
Cid: Hello and welcome, so I have heard you three are sphere hunters, is that true.
Hanna: Oh yes, we hunt spheres. Very pretty, sparkly, shiny spheres.
Cid: Ok then, right. So, why did you three become sphere hunters?
Pacce: Well, because, my big brother Issaru said that I should get a hobby, Hanna wanted to become rich, and Taro wanted to find spheres that might help him find out who his daddy is.
Hanna: And we finally found him.
Taro: Yeah, and I found out that I'm part Guado!
Cid: Oh, you did, so, who is your dad?
Taro: One second, OH DADDY!
Seymour walks in
Cid: WHAT THE, AHHHHHHHHHHH, NOT YOU AGAIN, WONT YOU JUST DIE ALREADY! LEAVE ME ALONE, RIKKU, AURON, GET YOUR BUTTS OVER HERE!
Rikku and Auron come onto the stage
Rikku: What do you want now pop, screams in a high voice WHAT THE HECK, WHY IS SEYMOUR HERE?
Seymour: Well, my son called me.
Cid: What the-Your Taro's father, well, if you are the dad, then who is the mom?
Taro: Yeah, who is my mommy, daddy?
Seymour: Well, if you must know, its Kairi from Kingdom Hearts.
Cid: That's just sick and wrong.
Seymour: And since all of you know, I must kill you all, except Taro of course.
Seymour transforms into his last scary form
Cid: Hey, this is my show, you can't do this.
Seymour: I can do what ever I want!
Rikku: whimpers Not again, he is scary like this.
Auron: Rikku, get behind me! I'll protect you!
Cid: What about me?
Auron: Cid, be a man and fight.
Cid: But I don't wanna!
Hanna: Well, Pa-Pacce, wha-what should w-we do-do now?
Pacce: The only thing we can do.
Taro: What's that?
Pacce: RUN AWAY!
Pacce, Hanna and Taro leave screaming like little girls
Auron: Very well then, I guess its just you and me Cid, and Rikku too if you want to fight.
Rikku: Um, no, I'm ok, I'll just stay right here.
Auron: Very well, just make sure you are far enough from Seymour, I don't want to see you get hurt.
Rikku: Ok then!
Rikku runs to the far other side of the room
Seymour: I will take your lives this time!
Kairi walks in
Kairi: OH NO YOU DON'T MISTER, YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE. WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE! YOU ARE SETTING SUCH A BAD EXAMPLE FOR OUR SON, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!
Rikku: Oh, Seymour is in so much trouble, ha ha!
Seymour: Sorry honey.
Kairi: Don't sorry me, now come on, we will discuss your punishment when we get home.
Kairi and Seymour leave
Cid: Yes, I AM A LIVE! Take that Seymour, oh yeah, who rules, I do, oh yeah!
Auron and Rikku sweat drop
Rikku: Um, pop, not trying to burst your bubble or anything, but you didn't even try to fight.
Cid: so?
Auron: Come on Rikku, lets get out of here!
Rikku: Ok!
Auron and Rikku leave
Clasko runs in wearing a mailman uniform
Cid: Clasko, what the heck?
Clasko: It's my new job, I have a letter for you from the T.V recording people.
Cid: Oh, let me see!
Cid reads the letter
Cid: Clears throat Well, sorry ladies and gentleman, but the company has canceled my show because they say its way to violent, so, I guess this is my last showing, so later and thank you for watching Cid Interviews!
The end!