UltimaFinalFantasyGirlEx: Hello this my new FFTA fanfic.

Marche: Is it good?

UFFG: maybe

Vili: It sucks like crap.

UFFG: Hey you are my muses not flamers!

Llednar: So?

UFFG: Who the HELL invited you!

Vili: me

UFFG sighs: Jus do the disclaimer Mache

Ritz: Where's your regular disclaimer guy?

UFFG: He ran away from Llednar

Marche: ummm... UltimaFinalFantasyGirlEX doesn't own Final Fantasy Tactics Advance?

UFFG: Roll it!

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Short Notes
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Loraine: Before UFFG ummm 'Rolls it' we have put in a disclaimer that will stand for the entire Story here as well as a semi-decent summary.

Disclaime: UFFG does not FFTA or any charactes except personal ones he created out of the sack of randomness.

Summary: Ritz is kidnappd by a clan called Clan Sycreas, the Clan hunting Marche's clan, Clan Engima. Ritz is then rescued by Reshen, who was fed cereal by UFFG, who falls in love with her and has her join his clan. Mache is then determined to win her back into HIS clan. MarcheXEldena, RitzXReshen

Marche: Oh ya UFFG's 'r' button isn't working too well so cut her some slack.

UFFG: -nods-

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Flashs Of Fate
Chapter 1: Oh No!
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Jeraw Sands
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Ritz and Shara decided to head over to Jeraw Sands to do some recon before freeing it from Clan Marbles. Ritz found their camp and saw it was nealy deserted except for a few Templars and a Paladin.

"Shara ae you sure that's clan Marble?" Ritz asked, "There guard sucks, I mean if Mache was here he probably would've collapsed from laughter."

"Be on your toes Ritz." Shara warned, "this might be a decoy." Ritz nodded silently and crept down dawing her Femmale Fatale(Is that how you spell it?).

Shara nocked an arrow in her Seventh Heaven Greatbow and waited for Ritz's distraction. All of a sudden she relized something had gone horribly wrong. Ritz was going towards the enemy camp yes, but there was a Panther right behind her A Corel(Again is that how ya spell it?). Shara considered her options. Kill the panther to save Ritz but give away their postion, Warn Ritz but give away her position, or let Ritz kill the panther.

'Come on Ritz turn around!' Shara thought desperatly. 'Plz turn around!' All of a sudden Ritz stopped. She doublesummoned Ifrit and Shiva. Blasting the camp and the panther to pieces. All of a sudden the Paldain teleported behind Ritz and slashed her with an Ultima Holy Blade (Doesn't really exist) Ritz collapsed and the templars scopped her up and disappeared. Shara was in shock. That wasn't Clan Marble! The infomation Mache had bought was fake! This was the Bloodthirsts or a least they wee involved. All of a sudden the whole Clan appeaed and cleaned up a little. They checked aound to cover their tracks and vanished in a burning light. Shara was shaking withfright but hastened to tell Marche what had happened.

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Marche's Camp
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Mache had, very un-Marche like, exploded with anger.

"You did what!" he raged a Shara who winced. "You just let get taken away you stupid Viera!"

Shara started to cry, "I'm sory Mache, I'm sorry!"

"Sorry doesn't make up for what you did!" Mached screamed.

"Leave Shara alone Marche!" Shanon screeched. Eveyone stopped to look at the angry Assassin who was gently hugging Shara. Even Mache lookd a little scared at what might happen.

"Look," Shanon stated in a contolled voice, "Shara didn't mean for that to happen, I mean we thought it was Clan Marble." Mache looked as though ready to lash out at Shanon but Eldena gently placed a paw (Do Viea Have hands?) on Marche's arm and he shut up. Everyone started to comtemplate on how to use this new Marche Shut-Uper device. However they coninued to watch as Marche was led back to His and Eldena's soundproof room. Everyone imediatly tied to hear what they were doing. Then they slapped each other for being perverts. They ate their dinner and went to bed.

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Marche's Room
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Eldena moaned in erotic delight(That my lovely friends is why this little fic is rated M). Marche's hands worked their human magic on her as she moaned and squeaked. All of a sudden Eldena felt Marche push himself inside of her. She gave a small gasp of pain. This gasp seemed to make Mache come back from La-la Fantasy Land. He gently withdrew himself from her and pulled her close. She snuggld into him and sighed in pure contentment. She was happy and alomst nothing could possibly ruin it. The key word is ALMOST. She and Mache fell into a soft and peaceful slumber...

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Ritz's POV
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'Ughhhh my precious head. Owie it hurts!' I thought as my bain slowly kicked in gear. I got up rubbing my throbbing head. Where in Mateaus's good name was I? I slowly got to my feet trembling. It was then I relized that I was chained. I slowly sat down. It was going to be a long day...

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UFFG: So is it good bad?

Vili: It's... Semi-decent (mutters: it made friggin no sense!)

UFFG: Yays! glomps Vili

Llednar: snickers

Author then banishes Llednar

Loraine: Woooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww

UFFG: wow the power of an authoress is amazing!

Mache: Umm what UltimaFinalFantasyGirl is trying to say: Plz R&R or I shall.. What were you going to do?

UFG: Sic my beloved Reshen on Cereal High on all of the flamers Muahahahaha

LittleVili: that is odd...

PLZ R&R peoples sank u!

Quote of the Day:
(Not sure if that's how he said it though...)
Their huge maggots. Really really big white grubs
Doned FFTA