Stare
By Ms. Kinnikufan
Disclaimer: Pixar owns them.
Gazerbeam knows not to stare at things too intently, or they will catch on fire.
Especially not at people. If it's one thing Gazerbeam has learned from having lazer vision, it's that people don't look being set on fire, even if it's an accident.
But ever since he started leading The Thrilling Three, he just can't keep his eyes off the feisty Italian who called himself "The Phylange".
So Gazerbeam stares at him intently, with predictable results.
" Gazerbeam, will you please stop stare- Fuck, I'm on fire again! Damnit!" Phylange shouted. His hatred for Gazerbeam's stares grew tenfold once again.