Cat: (Cough, cough)
Bakura: (10 veins on his forehead) Just hurry up!
Cat: (o.o) Righty-o!
Bakura: (Oo)
Monkeyluv: (Takes out M.L's gun) DIE CLOWN! (Kills the clown)
M.L: (O.O) Innocent Cat has become a murderer.
Bakura and Malik: (Come out fo nowhere) YAAAY!
Cat: (Glares) (Kills Bakura and Malik) That's for not protecting M.L.
M.L: (Thinking: I seriously am a bad example for her... atleast she killed the clown).
Candy shopper: LOL! Yeah, it is funny.
O.owickedo.O: Bakura wanting a date with Tea isn't half of the weird things that are gonna happen in my story.
Ruby eyed girl: (Sigh) You remind me of me when I was young.
Yami: And believe me that was a very long time ago.
Cat: (-.-) (Thinking: Must not kill).
------Disclaimer: Cat doesn't own YGO. Otherwise it would've never finished. Aka LAZY!
Last time:
"Pharaoh shut up and listen to me. I have what you want but you'll have to get me something."
"What's that?" asked Yami through gritted teeth.
"A date with... Gardener."
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"WHAT? YOU WANT A DATE WITH MY TEA?" screamed Yami into the phone.
"Yami, calm down." said Yugi trying to reason with his yami. "Tea will agree if we tell her what's up. Right?"
Yami looked at his aibou. "NEVER!" then he looked back at the phone. "YAMI BAKURA YOU COWARD! YOU CAN'T GO ON A DATE WITH MY TEA!"
Silence.
"Pharaoh?"
"Yes."
"I don't want a date with her."
Yami looked at the phone in suprise. "You don't?"
"No... I want to marry her."
"WHAT?" Yami and Yugi's eyes buldged out.
"Ahahahahahaha! Your to easy pharaoh! You and you hikari are suckers!"
Yami growled. "What do you want tomb robber?"
He heard a laugh. "I just want you to watch my house. I'm going to visit a friend of mine, and Bakura's house doesn't have a decent alarm system. So there you go."
"You don't have friends!" shouted Yami accusingly.
" 'You don't have friends' " mimicked Y.Bakura. "Partners, whatever! Main point.. get to Ryou's in ten minutes or you'll never see the kame shop stuff ever again."
Yami looked at Yugi. "He hung up on me."
"So we need to get to Bakura's?"
"Yes." nodded Yami.
"Lemme call the gang and tell them we can't make it to Tea's."
20 minutes later:
Knock.
Knock.
The door opened to reveal... Y.Bakura and he looked like he was going fishing.
"Ahahaha! Tomb robber you look hilarius!" pointed Yami to Y.Bakura.
Y.Bakura growled. "It's not my fault (Mutters some girls name) wants to go fishing."
Yugi and Yami grinned.
"Who's the lucky lady?" asked Yugi elbowing Y.Bakura in the ribs.
Y.Bakura smirked. "Your acting like the mutt, little Yugi. And as for the 'Lucky lady' that's none of your buissines. But you know her, you've met her once and she carry's a gun. Now, let me show you what you've got to do." he waved his hand in a motion for them to get in.
Yugi skipped in happily. Yami on the other hand wasn't so trusting of Bakura and walked in slowly.
"Hmm, see these plants? Water three times a day. I'll be gone for two days, and incase your wondering what sort of a plant needs to be watered three times a day, It's called a none of your buissines." he smirked.
"I've never heard of the none of your buissines plant." said Yugi looking at the plant.
"Remember, three times a day. If it dies then the kame shop stuff goes down the drain." said Y.Bakura ignoring Yugi.
"Why the comossion over such a little plant tomb robber?" asked Yami.
"It's not just a plant pharaoh, it's my friend." said Y.Bakura patting the plant.
(Oo)
"I'm leaving now. Make sure everything is in tip-top shape when I return." and Y.Bakura walked out the door.
"Oooh Yami! We can do anything we want." muttered Yugi to Yami. Then the door opened.
"And you can not, I repeat, can not do anything you want." said Y.Bakura and closed the door.
(Oo)
"Ok, let's feed the plant." said Yami. "Umm, Yugi?"
"Yeah Yami?" blinked Yugi.
"What does a plant eat?"
Yugi shrugged. "Good question. How about coke?"
Yami snorted. "Y.Bakura said to feed it, not quench it's thirst."
"How about cake?"
Yami grinned. "Cake it is!"
5 minutes later:
Yugi and Yami came out of the kitchen.
"I can't believe Bakura doesn't have any cake!" shouted Yugi.
"Aibou, let's go to the shops! The plant looks like it's gonna die!"
And it was true, the plant had gone from green to yellow.
Yami and Yugi paled and ran out of the shop.
"Yugi grab the keys!" shouted Yami.
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Cat: There!
Bakura: Finally.
Cat: REVIEW PLEASE!