(POSTER'S-SLASH-AUTHOR'S-BEST-FRIEND NOTE: hey all :D…my Riddick story's getting boring so I'm trying to work on that a moment…I ain't posting chapters 4 and 5 yet…blame that on my dear beta Zeus Riddle. Anyway, here's a story for you…I really haven't asked him if I could post it but I'm sure he won't mind…he lives right across the street so I'll just ask him later. Hope you guys don't mind but we make a cameo appearance in this little humor fic…and don't get pissed, all you hardcore HP fans…Zeus and I are great fans, too! This is all in good fun. Anyway, right…so…Verbal Funnies, everyone, by Zeus Riddle -holds up a sign that says APPLAUD OR ELSE-)
DISCLAIMER: yeah, y'all know the whole deal…Harry Potter's not mine or Zeus'…the plot's Zeus'...Zeus, and Hannika and Chester belong to him and me respectively...Fiona belongs to my girl best friend Fiona, btw..)
Verbal Funnies by Zeus Riddle
Professor Snape sighed as he listened to everyone jibber-jabbering about what the topic would be on his stupid seat-work essay. All they needed to do was write.
What was there to whine about?
"Mr. Weasley, be quiet. You don't know what you're talking about." Snape interrupted, annoyed that the boy's words were the only things in this world he didn't quite understand.
"Huh-- HEY! Yes I do! I know things! And I know exactly what I'm talking about!" Ron Weasley vehemently denied (I think), the entire class now looking at him.
"And what WERE you talking about.. Mr. Anders-uh, I mean, Mr. Weasley?"
Silence.
"Umm.. PLATES!.. I know plates!" Ron immediately replied, his trademark nonsense-rambling evident in his words.
More Silence.
"You mean.. in your entire 21 years of education and life, your whole knowledge in an entirety accumulates to.. plates?" Professor Snape asked, generating a few chuckles from the class.
"Ye- NO!.. umm.. I know more, like.. like.. CAKES! yeah! I know 'em good!" Ron shouted out, once again, too noisy for his own good.
"What's your favorite icing then?"
"Huh?" was the intelligible reply.
"Ugh.. never mind."
"Can we write a topic about plates?"
"And may I ask WHY I would want to waste my PRECIOUS time reading essays about PLATES?"
"Hey Ron, why don't ya explain it to him?" came a male voice from behind.
"Sure Zeus!" replied Ron.
-sigh- Snape was confused.
"Finished!" Hannika was finished.
"chew.. chew.. chew…" Chester was eating (I think).
-snore- Fiona was asleep w/ her eyes open (o.O).
"I'm nice." Harry was nice.
"Lemme explain..." Ron huffed. "Y'see.. I am THE biz-omb diddly at plates. But at writing I am only d' biz-omb. While it is totally diddly to be biz-omb, I am not biz-omb diddly. However, if I wrote about plates it would put the diddly in the biz-omb, and my writing would be-- of course, biz-omb diddly. For shizzle."
(POSTER'S-SLASH-AUTHOR'S-BEST-FRIEND NOTE: Yay! Hope y'all liked it…reviews aren't really needed though they are appreciated. I just thought I'd share it 'coz I was going thru my emails just now and found it hehe…oh yeah, Zeus Riddle is also Malphas right here on Look him up!
Mwah,
Asphodel Oakburt)