The bestiest most funniest chapter is up. It has humor-action-suspense-romance-and more! (wink,wink) Hope you like this chapter. If you don't that's okay, cuz I'm not really a action/suspense writer. Anyways,just R&R. And before I forget, I want to say thank you to all the reviewers. You made me feel spleshful. Well, keep reviewing! And enjoy the story!

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Chapter Six: "The Fight Commences!"

"Lizzie?" Numbuh two hesitated. "What's she doing here?"

I gave him a puzzled look. "I dunno."

"KNOCK" "KNOCK"

"I know your in there, I can hear you!" she wailed through the door.

"What do we do?" I said as my hand hovered atop the doorknob.

"Whatever you do, don't—"Numbuh two was cut off as he looked at the kitchen window.

Lizzie was there. "Open this window RIGHT NOW!" Her face darkened.

Numbuh three stroked her rainbow monkey. I think she was getting nervous.

"What do we do?" I said again, as I leaned against the door.

Shrugging Numbuh two started, "She'll leave sooner or later…"

"THUD"

The window opened, and Lizzie jumped in.

How'd she do that? That's called breaking an entree…I think…

"Where's Nigel?" Her voice shifted as she walked towards us.

"You can't come in here!" Numbuh two stood up and shouted.

Lizzie grinned, "WHERE"S NIGEL!" She sounded like she was MAD. Mad as in able to make her own tv station called mad…and not the funny kind!

Numbuh two looked frightened. What a wuss.

He pointed to numbuh one's room, "In there…"

She stomped into his room. "Nigel!"

Kicking the door open, there they were Numbuh one and five…along with Lizzie.

"Huh? How'd you get in here?" Numbuh one questioned her as he walked towards her.

She ran at him…BAM! She pushed him to the wall.

Ah man, this is better than Jerry Springer! Where's the popcorn?

He shook the pain off him, "What are you doing Lizzie? Can't you see it's over?"

Lizzie looked at Abby, "SO it IS true? Your dating that loser."

Numbuh five stepped up, "Loser?Numbuh five…a loser? Bitch, you MUST be trippin."

Numbuh three covered her ears, she didn't like fights. She didn't like it if you cursed either. I decided to comfort her, I put my arm on her back.

"Tripping? I'm STANDING on both my feet!…Your dumb." Lizzie put her hands on her hips.

Numbuh five smacked her forehead, "Not THAT trippin…ugh, whatever."

"Lizzie just…just…GO!"Numbuh one stuttered as he stood up.

"Why do you like her, Nigel?" Lizzie raised an eyebrow.

He cleared his throat, "Cuz I do!"

Numbuh five nodded, "See Lizzie, it's over with you two! So, give it a rest."

Lizzie gasped.

"You go numbuh five!" Numbuh two shouted from the distance.

"Shut-up." Lizzie cut in.

"Don't tell him to shut up." Numbuh five screamed at her.

Lizzie glared at her.

This didn't look too good…but it sure was exciting!

Abby glared back.

"Why don't we just talk about this?" Numbuh one suggested.

They both screamed, "NO" and kept glaring.

The feud was getting juicy.

Lizzie started to walk towards her…with her fists up. "Let's fight,and get this over with…I don't got all day to kick your ass, ya know?"

Numbuh five got steamy, "You…kick my ass?That's a laugh…Lizzie…what's the use of fighting when you know your gonna lose?"

"OHHH….THAT'S IT!" Lizzie ran to numbuh five and tried to jab her with her fists.

Numbuh five blocked the punches and dodged her with a kick.

Numbuh three started to cry. I had to stop them, but how?

I ran towards them, "STOP!"

They both looked at me, and breathed heavily.

"Don't you see? You guys are fighting for a dumb reason, what's the use?" I tried to persuade them.

"Your right…" Lizzie sighed and dropped her fists.

"Yeah…"Numbuh five looked towards me.

I had to go in for the kill…"Uh…group hug?"

Lizzie smiled and made her way towards Abby. Numbuh five walked towards her.

They both hugged…

"Lizzie?"Numbuh five said in a merry tone.

"Yes?" She smiled.

"…It was nice knowing you…" Numbuh five stopped.

She raised one fist and punched her in her jaw. You could hear her jaw crack.

OUCH!

Lizzie quickly fell to the floor, which made numbuh three laugh.

"That one MUST of hurt." I looked down at Lizzie's body.

"They don't call me the best fighter for nothing." Numbuh five smiled.

Numbuh one cheered, "I don't think Lizzie's gonna be coming around here no more.

"Well if yall don't mind, Numbuh five's going back to her room."Abby walked out of Nigel's room.

Me and the others went back to the kitchen, to eat the rest of our breakfast…

Leaving Lizzie on Nigel's bedroom floor.

Lol,was that funny or what?Please review,flamies if needed.And nice flamies are welcome. As you can see I'm not a real good action typerer…so there was less of a fight, lol. But, it was funny wasn't it?Anyways…hope you liked it! Please review. Tell me what you think.