POLYNIX: I dunno if everyone liked that chapter. If not, this one should be better.
KAIBA: Great...me being insane again.
HARUKO: But it's fun to see you like that.
POLYNIX: She's right you know. On with the fic!
CHAPTER 2: The true side of Kaiba
Yugi, Yami, Anzu, Honda, Otogi, Ryo, and Bakura came to Kaiba's house for "dinner".
"I don't know about this. What if Kaiba went psycho?" Bakura said.
"Bakura be nice! We're here for our friends." Anzu replied
"Dear Ra! Stop the friendship crap!"
"You know he's got a point." Yami said.
"Whatever. Let's get in." Yugi said. Right before they knocked. An explosion was heard and the door flung open. Blowing smoke into everyone's faces.
"Jou must be cooking." Honda commented.
"You wish." Mokuba and Jou steped out coughing like crazy. "That damn bastard."
"What happened?" Ryo asked.
"Nii-san decided to cook. He's making curry."
"Nii-san!" Everyone except Jou and Mokuba shouted.
"You telling me Kaiba did that?" Otogi asked.
"Yeah. Watch your step. It's full of smoke in here." Mokuba said. He and Jou lead everyone to the kitchen. When they arrvied Jaws dropped and eyes got big.
"I can't believe these stupid directions. This is little prince curry brand for Takku and it exploded." Kaiba said throwing the package away. He turned to notice everyone saw him. "Hey." -insert anime fall-
"Is this Kaiba?" Yami shouted.
"I think so pharoh. And thought you were stupid."
"Say what!"
"Taro-kun, tell them to get ready. It's almost done." Kaiba said dragging Jou to help him.
"I'M NOT TARO-KUN!" Mokuba shouted. Everyone was in total shock. Except for Bakura and Yami. They were too busy fighting. Mokuba lead them out, leaving Kaiba and Jou alone.
"Well that went well." Jou commented tasting the curry.
"It could have gone worse." Jou spit out the curry and rushed over to the fauset. "Too spicy?" Kaiba just smile as Jou glared at him.
"Yeah. You sure you put in just the package, or did you put in hot sauce again?"
"That wasn't even your curry." Jou was puzzled. Kaiba got out another pot of curry. "You see, you, me, and Taro-kun eat this one, while we give the others the really spicy one, for a joke." Kaiba handed him an empty bottle of Tabasco sauce.
"You put this entire thing in that?" Kaiba nodded. Jou wasn't sure, but he couldn't help it. "Alright, we can do it."
"Alright. Help me with this. I've tested it to see how hot it is." He put a little curry on a piece of paper and it burned right through it. "This will set them on fire. But it will end too soon. So i'll put some hot sauce in their sodas! This will be great!" Jou couldn't help but agree. He thought that they should show the true side of Kaiba.
-insert Come Down by The Pillows from FLCL-
They brought out the curry and sodas to everyone, making sure they didn't get the super spicy stuff.
"Alright! Dig in!" Kaiba said. Everyone took one bite and their faces started to turn red.
"Holy crap this is spicy!" Yaim said.
"What in Ra's name did you put in this!" Bakura shouted.
"It's too hot! Water! Water!" Anzu screamed.
"Damnit damnit DAMNIT!" Honda and Otogi shouted.
"Jou! Did you do this?" Ryo and Yugi asked.
"Mine taste fine." Mokuba said.
"I didn't put anything it beides the package." Kaiba said.
"I didn't do nothing. There is soda right in front of you." Jou replied. Everyone grabbed their sodas and gulped them down, but their faces became redder. Everyone screamed in pain!
"Is this hot sauce?" Yami screamed.
"And you called me psycho!" Bakura shouted.
"Make it stop!" Anzu screamed even louder.
"Too much! Too much!" Honda and Otogi screamed.
"I blame our Yamis!" Yugi said.
"Agreed!" Ryo replied. The yamis were about tell their hikaris they didn't, but their mouths were on fire.
"By the way, they shut off our water until tomorrow." Kaiba commented.
"WHAT!" Everone screamed.
"But there is one water bottle left. There is enough for one drink though." Jou replied. Everyone looked at eachother, then ran for the kitchen. As soon as they were out of sight, Jou and Kaiba began to laugh.
"I can't believe they fell for it!" Jou said.
"I told you it would be funny!" Kaiba said.
"You rigided this didn't you?" Mokuba asked.
"Sure did...Mokuba." Mokuba hugged his brother and laughed.
"That was funny!" They laughed and laughed until everyone came back(hey that rhymes).
"Hey. Kaiba told this amazing joke." Jou said trying to cover themsevles up.
"Let me guess. It's the one where the tomb robber and the pharoh beat up the high priest. Am I right?" Yami said.
"Run for it!" Jou shouted. Kaiba and Jou ran from Yami and Bakura.
"Upstairs Jou!" Kaiba shouted.
"Why?"
"You'll see!" They ran upstairs and into Kaiba's room and locked the door. Yami and Bakura started to bang on it.
"Open this door or I'll send you mortals to the shadow realm!" Bakura shouted.
"What are we gonna do?" Jou said.
"Go for a ride!" Kaiba lifted up a sheet revealing his vespa. Jou got an evil grin. Outside the door, Yami and Bakura were still trying to open up the door.
"One more time!" Yami said. "On three...three!" They ran for the door and before they could hit it, BANG! Kaiba's vespa ran over them! The two yamis laided there not moving, but speaking.
"Make the chibi Blue Eyes go away Yugi." Yami said.
"Give me back my bear pharoh." Bakura said. Everyone ran up to see what the comotion was all about. Everyone stared at the yamis, then stared at Kaiba and Jou on a vespa.
"Yugi, Yami wants you to make the chibi Blue Eyes to go away." Kaiba said.
"And Ryo, make sure the pharoh gives back Bakura's bear." Jou said. The hikaris attened to their yamis.
"So this what was up with Kaiba." Anzu said. Before Kaiba could answer, he started to get dizzy.
"You okay, Nii-san?" Kaiba fell over and hit the ground. "Nii-san!" Mokuba was shaking his brother, trying to make him wake up. Jou went over to him too. "Kaiba wake up! Kaiba!" Jou shouted. He still didn't move.
POLYNIX: Cliffy! Yea!
KAIBA: Not good. What happens to me!
POLYNIX: -shrugs-
KAIBA: It's all your fault you bass-wacking freak!
HARUKO: You say something?
KAIBA: Never mind.
POLYNIX: Thanks to anyone who reviewed. If you review, I'll give you some of Kaiba's cash or you can gloomp him.
KAIBA: What the-?
POLYNIX: See ya!