Ode To Book Five

Sirius: I'm locked up in my house,

In my house,

In my house,

I'm locked up in my house,

And I'm annoyed!

Harry: I really like Cho Chang

Like Cho Chang

Like Cho Chang

I really like Cho Chang

Yay, Cedric's dead!

Ron: I'm a prefect, Harry's not

Harry's not

Harry's not

I'm a prefect, Harry's not

Mwahahahaha!

Harry: Cho's stupid, she's a whiny brat

Whiny brat

Whiny brat

Cho's stupid, she's a whiny brat

I guess I made a mistake

Hermione: Harry, she's just upset

Just upset

Just upset

Harry, she's just upset

Because of Cedric!

Ginny: I'm all defiant now

Defiant now

Defiant now

I'm all defiant now

Yay, Fred and George!

Harry: Let's go save Sirius

Save Sirius

Save Sirius

Let's go save Sirius

But not you, Ginny

Ginny, Luna, and Neville: We wanna come too

Come too

Come too

We wanna come too

Don't be a prat!

Harry: Fine you can come

You can come

You can come

Fine you can come

Go get the stupid thestrals

Sirius: Oops, Bella killed me

Bella killed me

Bella killed me

Oops, Bella killed me

Now I'm all dead

Harry: I'm going to go smash things

Go smash things

Go smash things

I'm going to go smash things

Smashing things is fun

Dumbledore: You can smash whatever you want

Whatever you want

Whatever you want

You can smash whatever you want

Just listen to me

Dumbledore: There's a weird prophecy

Prophecy

Prophecy

There's a weird prophecy

Which says you're going to die

Harry: Me or Voldemort?

Voldemort?

Voldemort?

Me or Voldemort?

Who's going to survive?

Dumbledore: I dunno.

THE END