Ode To Waiting For Book Six
Harry: I'm really, really bored
Really, really bored
Really, really bored
I'm really, really bored
All I get to do is sit on my butt
Hermione: Harry, that's fascinating
Fascinating
Fascinating
Harry, that's fascinating
Don't you think so, Ron?
Ron: Not really, Hermione
Hermione
Hermione
Not really, Hermione
I'm not too interested in Harry's butt
Hermione: That's not what I was implying!
Implying!
Implying!
That's not what I was implying!
You're immature!
Ron: Whatever.
Harry: Stop arguing, you morons
You morons
You morons
Stop arguing, you morons
These books are about me!
Ron: Yeah, well, I can't think of anything to say
Anything to say
Anything to say
Yeah, well, I can't think of anything to say
But I'm smart! Really!
Hermione: Snort snort snort snort,
snort snort snort,
snort snort snort,
Snort snort snort snort,
Skepticism!
Ron: Shut up you know-it-all
Know-it-all
Know-it-all
Shut up you know-it-all
Leave me alone!
Harry: .....
Ginny: That was pointless,
Was pointless,
Was pointless,
That was pointless,
And so is this.
Fans: HURRY UP JK!
UP JK!
UP JK!
HURRY UP JK!
WE'RE RUDE AND WON'T SAY PLEASE!
Sirius: I'm not alive anymore,
Alive anymore,
Alive anymore,
I'm not alive anymore,
And that's pretty sad.
Harry: Weep weep cry cry,
Weep cry cry,
Weep cry cry,
Weep weep cry cry,
I miss Snuffles.
Ron: Cause he snuffed?
Harry: Yeah.
Ron: Okay then.
Harry: Shut it.
Hermione: Don't be rude Harry.
Ron: Yeah we're on your side.
Harry: I'm depressed.
Ron: Yay.
Harry: I'm going to go beat up Ron now.
This song has been cut off due to graphic violence
THE END