Ode To Harry
Ron: Harry's pretty cool.
Dumbledore: He's not a fool!
Snape: Yeah he is.
Ron: Shut up you old slimeball!
Snape: DETENTION, WEASLEY!
Dumbledore: cough Severus, I'm right here.
Snape: Darn, you have caught me taunting my peers.
Dumbledore: DETENTION, MR. SNAPE!
Snape: But I'm a teacher.
Dumbledore: Oh right.
Ron: cough ANYWAY…
Fred and George: We gave Harry the map!
Hermione: I wonder if Harry likes rap?
Trelawney: THE GRIM! THE GRIM!
Hermione: The Grim? Chances are pretty slim..
Trelawney: Silence, mundane girl.
Hermione: You make my blood curl!
Malfoy: Potter's spoiled, unlike me!
Ron: Harry's better than you'll ever be.
Malfoy: POTTER IS DUMBLEDORE'S FAVORITE!!
Ron: I'm going to bash you with a carrot!!
Dumbledore: While Mr. Weasley is bashing Mr. Malfoy with vegetables, I would like to say a few words. Gizmo! Contraption! Flibbertigibbet! Okay I'm done now.
THE END