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Ode to Sirius Part IV
Preformed by: James (with some help by Remus and Peter and Snivellus)
To the tune of: Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer
(Chorus)
James: Sirius you may be my best mate,
James: But I have to tell you something right now!
James: I think you may be tiny bit mental
Snivellus: -whispering- And I think you smell like a cow…
The Marauders: Shut Up!
James: You are always up to something…
Remus: You needn't point out the obvious!
James: Fine I will get right to
James: The point I am intending to make
James: When I first met you on the train,
James: People had thought you innocent!
James: But you sure proved them wrong
James: By covering there thick heads with a gooey substance called…PEANUT BUTTER!!
Remus: Huh?
Peter: Er. Isn't that out of tune?
Sirius: -while hearing background music playing- Just get back to my song!
(Chorus)
James: Sirius you may be my best mate,
James: But I have to tell you something right now!
James: I think you may be tiny bit mental
Snivellus: -whispering- And I STILL think you smell like a cow…
The Marauders: SHUT UP!
James: Sirius, I am sorry that your mental..
Remus: James, I don't think you proved your point.
Peter: Yea, why don't you get on with it
Peter: And save your apologies for last.
James: You always are putting off stink bombs
Remus: But you do that too!
James: -ignoring Remus- And I cannot help but wonder…
James: What happened to the newt I gave you back?
Remus: -coughs- I think it found a way into your bed..
(Chorus)
James: Sirius you may be my best mate,
James: But I have to tell you something right now!
James: I think you may be tiny bit mental
Snivellus: -talking - And I STILL think you smell like a cow…
Marauders: Shut UP!
James: Sirius, do you remember that one time,
James: With the itching crème?
James: Or that other time with the alarm clock
James: And tying it Wormtail's fat head.
Peter: HEY!
James: I warned all my favored schoolmates,
James: To watched out for your pranks!
James: And so now have I proved my point,
James: About how Sirius is mental, and that.
-Remus and Peter whispering-
Remus: James is the mental one…
Peter: -watches Lily pass by- I think he is just doing it to impress her…
Remus: My, he is a bighead!
James: -clears throat- I have one more verse!
James: Sirius, I am sorry that you're mental…
James: Just don't go overboard.
James: Or you'll in up in a asylum,
James: Like your mum should have been, years ago.
James: All done!
Sirius: Finally!
Snivellus: -yelling- I still thinks he smells like a cow!
The Marauders: GET HIM!!!
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