Ode To Lily Part Three
Disclaimer: MINE. AND ALY'S.
A/N: Kayla, Mira, Lalaineand Paprika are made-up characters, if you didn't know. Just go with the flow, because I am too lazy to explain!
James: Moofwafwafwa. Lily makes me feel eeeevil!
Sirius: Word.
James: Er, don't do that.
Sirius: Yo dawg, I can do whatever I want yo.
Remus: (stares)
Peter: (chokes)
Remus: ...Sirius, shut up. We're supposed to be singing about Lily.
James: OF COURSE WE ARE! I LOVE YOU LILY!
Peter: You make James act pretty silly..
James: PETE, YOU I WILL KILLY!
Peter:cough: Actually, I'm going to kill YOU someday.
James: Thank you, Mr. Literal.
Remus: Hey Peter, stop taking my job.
James: LILY SMELLS LIKE FLOWERS!
Peter: In Charms she has many powers!
Sirius: Ooer Austin Powers.
James: LILY DOES NOT LOOK LIKE AUSTIN POWERS.
Sirius: Sure she does. Oh yeah baby.
James: LILY YOU ARE MY ONE TRUE LOVE
Remus: She, er, smells like a dove?
James: ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL HER AWAY FROM ME?
Remus: No..(stares) (backs away)
James: Oh yes you were!
Sirius: No way dude, don't diss!
James: SHUT UP.
Peter: YEAH Sirius.
Sirius: Shut up, pawn.
Sirius: Prongs! YOU Shut up!
James: Never, not so long as I can serene my girl!
Sirius: You make me hurl.
James: (Bleah)
Peter: Ewwie! You're gross!
James: (wipes mouth) I love Lily the most!
Remus: Sirius makes James puke.
Snivelly: LILY I WANT TO NUKE
Peter: Into the rubbish bin?
Snivelly: Ohhh yeah.
James: Shut up, Snivellus or I'll kill you!
Remus: Achoo!
Sirius: Remus, don't distract us or we'll get you too!
Peter: Mew...
Remus: (sniffs Peter) HOWL!
Kayla: What about meeeeeee, James? Don't you LOVE ME?
James: Go away.
Kayla: Don't feel like it. So there.
James: SHUT UP.
Kayla: Fine. I NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY!
Sirius:calls: I LIKE YOU, KAYLA!
Sirius: COME BAAAACK!
Kayla: (tosses hair) Oh really? (smirks)
Remus: Sirius, you dolt...
Sirius: (grins like wolf)
Remus: I'M THE WOLF!
Sirius: Yeah but you don't WANT to be.
Peter: Er..don't..eat..me..oo
Voldemort: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
James: AHEM, LILY! GO AWAY UGLY SNAKE FACE!
Voldy: NO ONE TALKS TO ME THAT WAY!
Voldy: GET HIM NAGINI!
Nagini: Um, hiss?
James: Who's that?
Sirius: Yeah, who?
Remus: No idea...
Peter: ...Er...
Peter: (high pitched voice) ..dunno..
Sirius: Oh yeah, punk? YOU DON'T? YOU THINK SO:trying to impress Kayla:
Remus: I miss my sanity. Actually, I miss Sirius'.
James: LILY! AHEM!
Kayla: (files her nails)
Kayla: Who cares about her?
James: I DOOOO!
Paprika: So unloved..(snifflesniffle)
Sirius: I LIKE YOU, PAPRIKA! AND KAYLA!
Paprika: JAMES, SAVE ME FROM SIRIUS! HE'S...DANGEROUS!
Sirius: Noooooooo I feel so unloved!
Lily: ME! MEEEEE!
James: No.
Paprika: (clings)
Lily: (death glare)
Peter: (death eater)
Paprika: (still clings) (sticks out tongue at Lily)
Lily: (ATTACKS Paprika)
Kayla: I don't like you anymore Sirius! YOU'RE TOO EASY TO SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT! Ooo, hi Sevvy..
Paprika: SQUEAL!
Paprika: Save me Kayla!
Kayla:ignores: SEVVY!
Sirius: I like whiny girls! (grin)
Paprika: Still not liking..(sniffs)
Moaning Myrtle: REAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLYYYYYY?
Sirius: I TAKE THAT BACK!
M.M.: I'M WHIIIINNNNYYYY!
Sirius: SAVE ME JAMES!
Sirius: (hides behind Remus)
Remus: Er, uh.. hullo Myrtle...
MM: OOoooohh, I like SHY BOYS!
Remus: Uh..Mira? Some help here? (pales)
Lily: (still attacking Paprika, now with wand)
Paprika: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mira: MIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! (pounces)
MM: Stop, you silly girl.
Mira: (falls through ghost) Oops, forgot about that...
MM: REEMMMYYYYY!
Mira: I am in pain..
Paprika: I AM IN SERIOUS PAIN!
Sirius: You called?
James: (shouts above racket) LILY, YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE! (ducks random attackingness) YOU MAKE ME HAPPYYYYYY WHEN I'M WITH YOUUUUUUUU!
Paprika: NOOOOOOOO! GET AWAY FROM ME!
Remus: You called me Remmy, prepare to die ghost girl! (brandishes wand)
Sirius: But I'm the man of your dreams, trust me!
Paprika: (is now purple, covered in green spots) Noooooooo!
Lily: (smirks) Adios, BARNEY!
Sirius: Ohhhhhh Remmy! (snicker)
Remus: DIE SIRIUS! DIE I SAY!
Sirius: Nah, I don't wanna. It doesn't sound fun.
MM: Oh, it's just my PET NAME for you, RemmyWemmy!
Remus: I am no pet. I am human. ...Sorta. HALF! HALF I SAY!
James: LILY! LILY I SAY! LILY HAS HAIR LIKE FWOOPER FEATHERS! OH YEAH!
Trelawney: (bubble eyes, scary voice) The puppy will fall through the veil at an early age... The mirror will work to no avail...
Sirius: There is a reason I didn't take divination...
Trelawney: (does eeny meeny miny mo and lands on Kayla) YOU WILL DIE NEXT TUESDAY! BEWARE A MESSY-HAIRED MAN!
Kayla: AHHHH! (jumps away from James)
James: (grins)
Trelawney: You there! (points to Remus) YOU WILL LIVE A LIFE OF DESPAIR!
Remus: There's a reason I wonder why I ever took Divination..
Mira: ...still in pain over here..
Trelawney: Waaaiiit a second.. I take that back... (points at Kayla) Beware a blonde haired girl with spectacles. She comes in disguise!
MM: YOU DESERVE IT, REMMY-STEALER!
Remus: AHHH!...Lalaine!...(runs away)
MM: Noooooo wait for me!
Sirius: Heeeeyyyy Paprikaaa...
Paprika: NO!
Lily: (attacks Kayla)
Kayla: NOOOOOOOO MY HAIR!
Sirius: (steals shiny barrettes from Kayla's hair) Oooh, shiny..
Sirius: (conjures up Love potion numba 9!)
Paprika: (runs away)
Sirius: Come drink this, my dear!
Snivelly: MAKING POTIONS IN MY JOB! (bares ugly yellow teeth and accidentally lands love potion in mouth) OH SIIIIIIIIIRRRRIIIUUSS!
Sirius: Oh god.
James: LILLLLLYYYYY! I LOVE LIILLLLLYYYYY!
Snivelly: LIIILLLYYY! I HATE LILYYYY! But..I..love..Siriwiri!
Sirius: OO PRONGS, A LITTLE HELP HERE!
Myrtle: I LOVE REMMY WEMMY LEMMY SEMMY MEMMY TEMMY HEMMY QUEMMY ZEMMY YEMMY FEMMY XEMMY!
Remus: oo hides
James: (continues "singing") LILY YOU ARE MY ENTIRE WORLD
Peter: (echo) Lily is his entire world, oh yeah!
Voldemort: (in Peter's head) But neither of their worlds will exist for long, will they...?
Peter: Uh..no..no master, no!
Everyone: (stares at Peter)
Sirius: You said that aloud, mate.
Peter: NO I DIDN'T! (runs away sobbing)
Lily: (glares at James) You're such an ignorant PRAT! WHAT did you do THIS TIME!
James: NOTHING MY LOVE! (glomps Lily)
Lily: (drop kicks James to Never Never Land (from Peter Pan))
James: (sobs) NOOOOOOOO MY LOVE!
Mira: A LITTLE HELP, HERE?
Sirius: Nah, doesn't sound like fun..
Paprika: (hidden)
Lily: OH PAPRIKA!
Paprika: (doesn't breathe)
...And then everybody fainted because of so much ode-ness, because Super Shayde is too lazy to finish the Ode.
End note from Alysnipper/Lily/watergal01: Little Kid: MOMMY! screams THEY'RE ENDING ODE TO LILY PART III!
Mother: holds ice to forehead and takes an aspirin Yes, darling, that's lovely. Isn't it naptime yet?
Little Kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!