Ode to Kristen Writing A New Story

By Super Shayde/Amanda

Peter: I'm in the story! I'm in the story!
Snape: (sneer) You're sure a bore..-y.
James: Lay off my slave, Snape! -- I mean, friend.
Peter: (secretglare) These wounds will never mend..
Snape: Fine, Potter..but I WILL BE BACK!
Lily: Potter, you I should smack!
James: What did I do?
Lily: Stop being such a foo'! (huff)
Remus: That was a pathetic rhyme..
Dumbledore: It's class time!
Everybody: NOOOOOOOOOO!
Dumbledore: YESSSSSSSSS!
Snape: I hate you, Dumbledore.
Dumbledore: Too bad. Now go to Herbology.
Everybody: But...fiiine.
James: I'M STILL GOING TO GET YOU, SNAPE!
Sirius: SOON ENOUGH YOU WON'T BE IN GREAT SHAPE!
Remus: (hides behind book)
McGonagall: DUMBLEDORE SAID HERBOLOGY!
Everybody: Fine! (drag selves off to class)