AAT: Hey, I got a review.

Kagome: Yay! Good for you.

Sanzo: Why are you celebrating it was only 1 stupid review?

AAT: It shows me, someone is actually interested in it. And I got 25 hits.

Hakkai: That doesn't mean they actually read it.

AAT: (Cries) I thought you was the nice one.

Everyone: (Sweatdrop)


Disclaimer: I Still Don't Own Anything Except My Characters

Chapter 3: IT'S NOT A DATE! (Anger)


Kagome was blushing from head to toe. Milli teased," what took you so long to stop to kiss?" It amused Milli, when she saw Kagome's only response was her blush getting even redder. (Is that a word?) Kagome stuttred," um, s-s-sorry Goku-chan." She got up and sat at the other end of the jeep. Away from Goku... (Or is it a dragon?) Milli got up and sat next to her. Millli thought evilly," now it's time for some major embarrassment for Kagome and the monkey." She smirked and said loudly," wow, Kagome. How did you like that kiss? It was your first. And you said your first kiss would be with someone you like so..."

The Sanzo ikkou stared at Milli who was getting a kick out of embarrassing Kagome and Goku. Kagome blushed and looked down at her hands. She asked," is that a trick question?" Milli said," ah, clever answering a question with a question. Well no, it's not. Just answer truthly and I'll leave you alone." They heard Kagome whisper but they couldn't hear her exact words. Milli asked loudly," huh? What's that?" Kagome whispered again and this Milli put her ear near Kagome's mouth and said," speak louder." This time Kagome said," how I really feel is..." Then she screamed right into Milli's ear.

Milli was shocked and was really angry. She was a demon after all. When Kagome stop screaming Milli yelled," damnit Kagome, why the hell did you just scream in my fucking ear? Don't you know that shit hurt." Kagome scolded," Milli stop swearing." Milli 'hphmed' and continued her humiliation," so did you or did you not?" Kagome answered," hm... lets see... I'd have to say... I did... yeah I did... I liked it." (Raise your hand if you expected her to say 'no' or 'maybe'. :Raises hand: Hm, I surprised even me.) Kagome once again looked down at her hands as she blushed when everyone looked at her. Milli said," uh huh." And pretended to write something on her hand.

Then she moved next to a blushing Goku and asked," and you?" Kagome yelled," oh, look a village." Milli silently swore," damn." Everyone climbed out of the jeep. (JEEP? DRAGON? WHAT SHOULD I CALL IT?)Kagome frowned as she saw Milli walk over to her with a grin on her face. She looked around in desperation and thought," um, uh. Lets see, I need an escape goat or something to get me as far away from Mil as possible." Kagome said quickly," uh, hey Goku. Lets go find a restuarant and in, so we can eat and have a place to stay. They'll catch up later. Come on." She literally grabbed Goku and dragged him into the village. She ran for a few minutes until she stopped and turned to him.

She asked stupidly," uh, do you know where we are?" (Kagome: Hey, you're making me seem stupid.-Me: So what. -Goku: And why am I so quiet?" -Me: Who are you? -Everyone:Sweatdrop:) Goku said," hey I thought you knew." Kagome sighed and mumbled," this stinks." Then suddenly she said cheerfully," ok, ok. So we're lost. Oh well. Might as well take advantage of the situation." Once again she grabbed his hand and he asked," where are we going? And when are we gonna eat?" Kagome giggled," soon, my monkey friend, soon." He protested," hey, I'm not a monkey." She said," rriiiggghhhtt and some day man will walk on the moon." (What? They're not from her time... I think...) Goku moaned," damn, I'm hungry." Kagome said," well to tell the truth, Milli is the one who holds all our money."

Kagome grinned," just kidding, come on there's a place over there."

3 Hours Later

Kagome said," wow, Goku you spent most of the money I had." They laughed as they walked arm in arm to no where in particular. She asked," so what do you want to do now?" He shrugged while looking at all the different types of food on display in the market. Kagome said," Goku we just ate, so don't even ask." Kagome stopped to think for a moment. Then she noticed something... HE WAS GONE! Kagome called out," Goku-chan where are you?" She thought angrily," that idiot, was so busy staring at food, that he didn't notice I stopped to think. Oh, man. Now I'm lost... ALONE." Kagome said. She was kind of disappointed that he left but soon the disappointment turned into anger as she thought," how dare he just leave ME here all ALONE while WE were out on a..."

She blushed before she could finish her thought. As she continued to search for her 'frien' she chanted in her mind:

He could bea relative, he could be a relative, he could be a relative, he could be a relative.

Then Kagome suddenly frze as she smiled happily at her next thought:

But he also could be a stranger...

Suddenly the next thing she knew, she was falling because someone bumped into her... really hard. But before she could hit the ground, a strong arm wrapped around her waist. Stopping her fall. A familiar voice asked sheepishly," are you okay?" Kagome recongized it and blushed at first because the way he was holding but yelled," GOKU, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" He winced and so did everyone within a 4 mile radius as Kagome continuously yelled at him. Soon the rest of their friends arrived and raised an eye brow as she scolded him.

After 10 minutes, she sighed calmly and finished," you had me worried about you." People in the village clapped and whistled at her comment. And the 2 thought as they saw their companions looking amused. They blushed and Kagome added," only because you could be my relative. Nothing else, ok?" Goku nodded as he turned his gaze to Milli. Her eyes did not have the usual I'm-Gruff-On-The-Outside-But-Soft-On-The-Inside look this time her eyes flared with sorrow, anger, and most of all jealousy.

Milli asked angrily," Kagome, why did you take our could be relative on a DATE?" Kagome looked shocked but she stammered," i-it wasn't." Milli said," what I can't hear you?" Kagome snapped," IT WASN'T A DATE! OK? WHY WOULD I DATE SOME WHO COULD BE MY TIWN BROTHER, HUH? BESIDES WHY ARE YOU SO CONCERNED AND ANGRY? DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE JEALOUS AND I THOUGHT YOU HATED BOYS."

At first, Milli looked hurt and shocked. She thought," Kagome rarely shouts at people, and especially me." Milli didn't reply because she had nothing to say. Kagome's eyes softened as she looked to the ground in shame. She thought," I just yelled at Milli. MILLI! My sister figure! All over one boy." As they searched for an inn everyone noticed Kagome, Goku, and Milli stealing glances full of sorrow at each other. (When they weren't looking, of course.) Sanzo was getting tired of it. He thought angrily as he fingered his fan," if they don't fix this problem, then I'll do it for them."

Hakkai noticed and placed a hand on Sanzo's shoulder. Gojyo just grinned slyly as he eyed Kagome and Milli. (Tsk, tsk. He's aiming for young one.) The three-some stopped and unison and turned and looked at each other before yelling apologies:

"I'm sorry Kagome for leaving all alone in the village." (Goku)

"And, I'm sorry Kagome for getting angry with you because you and Goku were going on a date." (Milli)

"HEY IT WAS NOT A DATE!" (Kagome)

"Why are you yelling now?" (Sanzo)

"Don't you have something to say Kagome?" (Hakkai)

"Nope." (Kagome)

"KAGOME." (Milli)

"Ok, ok. I'm sorry for using you as an escape goat Goku, I'm sorry I made this seem like a date, I'm sorry for yelling at you Goku, I'm sorry foryelling you Milli, and I'm sorry for not wanting to apologize at first." (Kagome)

"I'm sorry your apology is so long." (Milli)

"Me too, hey there's an inn." (Kagome&Goku)

The Sanzo ikkou (It now includes the girls.) checked into the inn. Blah, blah. But they made a mistake and... let Kagome check out the rooms. Milli and Sanzo yelled/asked," why the hell did you only check out 2 rooms?" Kagome said," sorry, I told the man me, Goku, Mil were family so he thought we could sleep together." Kagome felt Milli and Sanzo's temper rise and she 'eeked' then hid behind Goku for a shield. Hakkai sighed and shook his head in amusemnt as he watched Sanzo and Milli try to destroy Kagome and Goku for being idiots. They were ignoring Goku's cries of being innocent. Finally an out of breathe Milli said to Goku," you 2 should recive the same punishment and reward."

Goku asked," why?" She said," well you guys did go out on a date." Then everyone in the world heard 2 voice chorus," IT WASN'T A DATE."


End of Chapter! I hoped you liked this chappie. Even though it was pointless...

Oh well, RnR!