I was asleep with Keiko in my arms. Dreaming of a magic land filled of candyfloss and overall loads of candy. It was such a fun dream. So fun and cool that I will re-cap it for you.

Mikihisa's Dream

Candyfloss clouds, candy cane lamp posts (Also stripper poles were made outta that too.) White chocolate road, Ginger bread houses. Mother always told me not to go in those houses. Basically this world was made outta candy. I was 15 years old again and I was dancing around the place.

"1 2 step, give me your goodies!" I sang making fun of Ciera!

Then this big Sliva-look-a-like giant made outta chocolate comes and shouts in my face.

"Mikihisa! Wake up!" Sliva shouted at me.

"Huh?" I yawned as I saw him.

Sliva was standing at my side of the bed. Unaware Sliva was there, Keiko started kissing my neck and stroking my back with her pretty gentle fingers. She was smiling. I knew she wanted something. She wanted to tango.

"Miki-Kinky. I want you dance for me. I'll make it worth your while," Keiko bribed.

"Err... Keiko," Sliva began.

Keiko took her nightie off and Sliva ran out the room. Keiko saved my life. I had to repay her. It was the best. Better than the time, she concived Yoh and Hao. Sliva should come here more often. (Does cheesy grin)

I came outta my room as happy as a free bird. I was whistling that dam song Washu wrote when she was here. For her dam girlfriend. (Go figure!) Sliva and Ryu were sitting at the kitchen table. I went to make some toast. Sliva was standing behind me. I turned round and looked at him like he was some sort of demon.

"Mikihisa. Or should I say Miki-Kinky!" Sliva began.

Ryu spat out his cereal and already chewed Wheetoes went everywhere "Keiko has another pet name for you!"

"IT'S A PORN NAME! TOTAL DIFFERENCE!" I pointed out.

"Anyway, Mikihisa. Today is your first day of training. We have 7 days for you to at least improve. Ryu told me what happened with the penguim at Tamao's Birthday party."

"RYU!"

"Don't look at me. He dragged it outta me. Hey Sliva! I am getting better at my raps!" Ryu exclaimed.

Sliva smiled at Ryu. Then turned to look at me. He was not happy and 'we' were behind 'our' schedule. At 6am, we were meant to be running which I see no point in at all.

"Eat your toast. We are behind our schedule," Sliva said.

Sliva walks away and makes his way to the bathroom. Unaware, Keiko is in the bath tub... I really do love Keiko!

"Hi Sliva! Taking care of the usual business?" Keiko asked splashing around with the bubbles.

Sliva runs out the bathroom and goes outside to take care of business like he was some dog. Or maybe he was just scared. I really dunno.

"Hey Mik!" Ryu called.

"Yes, Ryu."

"Do you think Sliva is gay?"

"No, more likely be bi but how should I know." Iformed a scarcastic smirk on my face"I never knew Washu was bi! I CAN'T TELL!" I started tofreak out.

"The whole point, TV have aired Will and Grace. You should watch that," said Ryu.

I took my mask off and splashed some water on my burnt face. A precedure I have to do everyday. My face is still sore despite the amount of years I have had it. I put it back on. Ryu was finished his breakfast. He cleaned up his mess and went to watch TV. I just looked outside the window. I saw Sliva pulling his zipper down. I opened the winow and stuck my head out.

"Don't go pee-pee in my garden. Do it in the Neighbor's garden!" I pointed out. "I am sure, Hiroyuki Takei-San won't mind at all."

(Author's Note: Notice the joke, Shaman King fans:P Seriously, I love Hiroyuki Takei!)

I ran around the block for an hour. All through it all, I kept asking myself. How the hell does Yoh handle it? It's b'coz he is young and pretty (according to Anna and crazy fangirls!). Overall, I was never cut out for running. I always did come last in the running races. In a marathron I did last year I was the very last person to come in!

Anyway, back to Sliva's training program. I ran around the whole block. Ryu was riding my bike next to me. Laughing away at me. He was laughing so hysterically that he bumped into a lamp-post and fell off the bike. Then I decided to run backwards and laugh at Ryu and then I ended up hitting the back of my head. I fell to the ground. If I overreacted then I would get out of doing those running training. What has that gotta to do with bowling!

Sliva came flying in with his eagle using as his mana and just looked at us both and started tutting away at us.

"Mikihisa... Mikihisa... Oh and Ryu... Ryu... Ryu..."

I stood up and started rubbing the back of my head. I continued to go running.

At the end of the day, I was exhausted. Keiko was holding my hand while I lied on the sofa with a bag of frozen peas on my head. Ryu had a frozen chicken on his head. If Washu, his ex saw that Ryu would be hurting more than he already did. She don't eat chicken.

"My head!" I moaned.

"My whole body!" Ryu moaned.

"My Miki-kins!" Keiko moaned.

Sliva stood and just looked at us all. He was ashamed of us all.

"You asked for my help! I gave you it. Tomorrow, we will go bowling and see if that running helped," Sliva began.

Keiko looked at Sliva weirdly.

"Running? Phew! At least, you never went to a strip club," Keiko sighed.

"Belive me, Keiko. After seeing you and Mikihisa this morning together doing something more deadly than lambada, I think you don't need to worry about Mikihisa going off for some entertainment," Sliva advised.

Keiko looked around the room, distracted. Not bothering about what Sliva just said.

"Ooh... Nice walls," Keiko pointed out.

"Keiko... Look at me."

Keiko looked at me and smiled.

"You chose the colour," I told her.

Sliva collasped with shame.

What does Sliva have in store for me? Will Keiko's h0rny ways save me again? Will Ryu be in the next episode? I dunno. I just wanna go to sleep! Stupid Sliva for making me run!

To be continued...

Sliva Says:

Running is a good way to lose weight or excerise. You might see people running in the street when you are going to a friend's house or coming home from school. Though going to a local gym is good too. Specially if there is hot babes. (I am straight by the way). Always eat healthy and never go to McDonalds! Lets hope you are all not as lazy as Mikihisa. Who always uses Keiko's attention to get him outta things. ie Dancing the Lambada!