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Hey, here's another update for your reading pleasure! Thanks to everyone that reviewed. And Raizard333...STAY OUTTA MY HEAD! Lol, just kidding. But you won't have to worry about that happening. And without further a due…here's your story!
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I changed the name of Wufei's clone from Meilin to Meiran. And if you don't recognize her go look her up! She's awesomenesh!
Chapter 5: Attack of the Clones
There was an uncomfortable silence surrounding the group. Raven had brought Duo back a few minutes after he had run off and was now attached to his arm as they walked along the road. After Duo and Raven returned Cat had suggested that they all go to get ice cream. Annie lead them though the park with Heero and the rest of the group a few feet behind her.
"Why is she leading us around exactly?" Wufei asked Heero quietly enough that the girls in front and behind them couldn't hear him.
"Why, don't you trust her?" Heero said grinning, he know Wufei hated having woman lead him around, that was why he quit working for the Preventers and rejoined the boys in building better Gundams and stopping small rebel groups, he hated working for Sally, even though he respected her.
"To be honest, no I don't," Wufei shot back.
"Well she's my clone, that should give you a little bit of security, right?"
"Actually, that makes me worry even more." Heero didn't say anything after that, he was trying to figure out where they were. Annie said she knew where she was going, but Heero had never been to this area of the park they were currently walking through.
"Annie! Are you lost?" he shouted up to her, but she was gone. He whipped around to see if the other girls where following, they weren't.
"Yuy!" Wufei growled, "I told you we couldn't trust them!"
"Shut up Wufei! I need to think!" Heero shouted back, he didn't understand what was happening. Annie would never do this. It just wasn't like her. Suddenly, he was alone. The others were gone. "What the hell?" he said looking around him. He didn't recognized where he was, he must have moved away from the others. "Hey! Can anyone here me!" he shouted as he turned around. "Duo! Wufei! Quatre! Trowa! Annie! Where are you!" Heero was trying hard not to panic, any other day he would have been fine, but he had left his gun at home today and he had no clue what could be living in the woods. Suddenly, he heard something. It sounded like someone was laughing in the distance and he headed toward the sound carefully looking where he was stepping. "Is anyone there?" he asked seemingly no one. The laughing got louder. "Who's…ANNIE I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" he shouted as he saw the girl sitting on the ground laughing at him.
"Sorry, I had to do it!" she said between giggles. Heero's eyebrow twitched.
"So where are the others?" he asked her when she had calmed down.
"I have no clue, but we're supposed to meet them over there," she pointed to an ice cream stand.
"So you five planed this?" Heero asked, slightly confused.
"Yeah, kinda, but I had to be the one leading you guys around, anyone else would have REALLY gotten us lost," she was smiling as she sat down on the bench by the stand. Suddenly, some one punched her in the head. "Ow…what was that for…?" she muttered as she looked up.
Meiran was lost. There was no getting around it. She had never even been in this park before and she didn't know where they we supposed to meet. She could hear a voice in the distance though. She pulled up the skirt of her dress and headed toward the voice, though once she got closer, she stopped, she recognized the voice as Wufei's, and he did not sound happy. After he passed she reached out and touched his shoulder. Wufei then screamed like a little girl, or rather, squeaked like one.
"WHAT THE HELL! Oh, its you. What do you want?" Wufei was a little rattled, but still calm.
"I don't suppose you know the way out of here do you?" Meiran said trying to hold back her distain for the teen.
"Does it look like it?" he said glaring at her. "Why the hell did that onna get us lost?" he growled at her as he turned to walk forward, motioning for her to follow him. She sighed.
"It was supposed to be like a game. We were all supposed to freak you all out, but I was told at the last minute, so I ended up getting lost too," she didn't really want to tell him that, but she had always believed in being honest.
"Some game…getting us completely lost in the woods…I guess you guys don't know about Heero's prob-" Wufei stopped himself. Yuy was already going to kill him for saying that much.
"Heero's what?" Meiran asked, confused.
"Nothing! I didn't say anything about Heero!" Wufei lied. He didn't feel like explaining it to her anyway. It was kind of confusing.
"Yes you did! What were you saying?" Meiran really wanted to know now. If Wufei was hiding it, it must be worth knowing.
"I said it was nothing!" Wufei shouted as he found the end of the forest and spotted Heero and Annie sitting on a park bench. "Onna!" Wufei shouted to Annie as he ran up to her and hit her upside the head.
"Ow…what was that for…?" she muttered as she looked up. Suddenly they all heard a sound that drained all the color out of Heero's face.
"HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOO!"
Raven sat in a tree watching Duo walk around in circles. He was actually walking around her tree repeatedly.
"I'm looooost…" he whined. "Where did everybody go? The last thing I remember was Hee-chan screaming at Fei-fei..And you know what? THE GOD OF DEATH DOES NOT GET LOST!" he was now officially mad. You could tell because his eye was twitching, and that doesn't happen often. He cleared his throat…there was always a way to get Heero's attention, "HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOO!" Duo screeched in an all too familiar voice.
Raven giggled as she heard a scream coming from the outside of the forest.
"Hey! What are you doing up there? I don't suppose you know the way out do you?" Duo said as he looked up at her, his usual grin on his face again.
"Nope, but we'll just follow where that scream came from and I'm sure we'll find Heero!" she jump down from the tree right on top off Duo. Well, technically right into Duo because he was lying on the ground with her sitting on his back.
"Do you enjoy tackling me?" he said as he got up and got the dirt off his pants.
"Maaaaaybe," she said as she latched onto his arm as he began to walk in the direction of Heero's scream. Duo sighed.
"So do you have some weird fascination with me?" he pushed past some over-grown vines.
"Do you like to ask questions?" she replied grinning like a maniac.
"No, not usually, but the idea of having a clone, and a female one at that, fascinates me," Duo shut up, he had just brought the subject around full circle and all Raven could do was giggle.
"Really? Do you wanna know a secret?" she tugged him in another direction.
"What?" Duo followed, she probably knew where they were going.
"We were always told you were our clones, not the other way around, but then Annie showed me all the paper work that proved that we were the clones. We're also two years younger than you all," she let go of his arm and pushed away what was left of the brush, so that he could see the others sitting on a bench. Duo was going to be mean.
"HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOO!" he screeched again, this time to receive a "NO ICE CREAM FOR DUO!" in return.
"Hey! Everyone come with me!" Cat shouted as she came out of the forest behind Duo.
Quatre was not happy. He didn't like the idea of being lost in a forest and also stuck in a tree. You see, at first he and Trowa were together and they came up with the idea of one of them climbing a tree to try to find the path. Well that idea was all well and good, but then Trowa disappeared. So, Quatre was forced to climb the tree himself, which wasn't that bad, until he ripped his pants. 'All well,' he thought, 'it's not like these are my favorite pants…' then he glared at nothing, 'I forgot. Yes they are." Well this was turning into a great day for Quatre.
"Well, it's not like I can't fix them when I get home…Hey! I just realized something! WHY THE HELL IS IT THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN COOK, CLEAN, AND SEW, WHEN I HAVE SERVANTS THAT HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR ME MY WHOLE FREAKING LIFE!" he then came to a decision, he was going to have a servant follow them every where they when from now on. He was tired of being the bitch of the boys. And now he was stuck in the freaking woods looking for the boys and their clones. He did not like the feeling he was getting from the girls, they seemed, well, fake. Like something wasn't right about them. But that wasn't his biggest problem right now. Right now he needed to find the others and for that, he needed to find the path. Well, from this height he couldn't see any thing, so he climbed almost all the way up the tree. Once he finally found it, he was about to climb down, he remembered, he didn't like heights. He didn't even like sitting up in Sandrock with the cockpit open, it freaked him out too much. And now he was alone and suck in a tree too far away from everyone else so that they wouldn't be able to hear him, but he shouted anyway.
"HEEEEEEEEELP!"
"Hello? Who's up there?" a voice shouted from below him. It was the girl that they called Cat.
"It's me! Quatre! I'm stuck in this tree!" he held the fear back in his voice.
"Omigosh!" she shouted, "I'll be right back, stay where you are Quatre!" she ran off toward the path.
"Hey how did she…?" he wondered out loud, how did she know where the path was? It didn't matter right now, he's ask later. Right now he was sitting in the tree with his arms crossed, waiting for her to return with help. He had no idea what kind of help it would be, but he didn't care as long as he got out of the tree.
"Hey, look! A Cat's stuck in a tree!" Duo shouted up at him with everyone behind him.
"Oh, very funny Duo! How long did it take you to think that one up!" he shouted back.
"Will someone just get up here and help me down!" This day was just getting better and better.
"Jeez, touchy touchy! And I'm coming so just hold your horses!" Duo was already about half way up the tree.
"Maxwell, I swear you're part monkey," Wufei said from the ground.
"If you think he's bad, you see Raven, she moves about twice as fast as him," Meiran replied, "See?" Raven was now sitting on the branch with Quatre, while Duo was about two branches away.
"Hey! No far!" Duo said to her as he was clinging to the trunk of the tree next to the branch, he then sat down.
"Um, Duo, you might want to get up before-" Annie started
CRACK!
"-the branch breaks," Heero finished. Luckily Raven grabbed onto the branch a few feet down and Duo grabbed the one after that with Quatre's shirt in his grip.
"Hey Heero! Make yourself useful and catch Quatre will ya?" Duo shouted down to him.
"Alright…" Heero stood underneath Quartre as Duo dropped him and caught him. He then put him back on the ground.
"Are you alright?" Cat said as she walked up to him.
"Yeah, fine," he said as he thought to himself. 'This is why I do all the girly work, cause I act like one…' oh great, now he was depressed. He'll just have to put on a happy face and act smiley as usual.
"So, since we're out here, why don't some of us go back and wait while the rest of us look for Trowa and Trina?" Meiran suggested.
"Sounds like a good idea to me, Duo and I will help look!" Raven volunteered.
"If I help, do I get ice cream?" Duo asked Heero. Heero sighed.
"Fine, as long as you promise never to do thatagain," he knew it was no good saying this, because no matter what Duo said, he was sure of two things. First, Duo would still get ice cream, and that Duo would still impersonate Relena to make him mad.
"Okay Hee-chan!" Duo said. "Who else wants to come? How about Meiran cause she suggested it and Wufei!"
"Why me?" Wufei asked slightly confused and annoyed.
"Cause she's your clone!" was Duo's reply. Wufei just growled. "That's what I thought! And off we go!" he said heading in a random direction.
"Hey Duo! If it helps I last saw Trowa over there!" Quatre said pointing in the opposite direction they we heading.
"Oh, right! And off we go!" he said now heading in that direction. Wufei just shook his head and followed the braided teen.
Trina was having fun. Too much fun actually. She was spying on Trowa who was spying on a girl, or at least, he thought he was spying on a girl. It turns out that Trowa is a very big pervert and he deserted Quatre because he thought he saw a naked woman, who turned out to be a hologram, but he didn't know it was a hologram. Not yet anyway. He was looking through a bush into a stream where the hologram was 'bathing'. She walked up behind him as quiet as she could and turned the hologram of with a remote.
"Now, Trinton, what would your sister say if she saw you here, spying on an innocent young girl?" she asked grinning evilly. Trowa spun around.
"First of all, DON'T call me that, and two, I doubt she'd care," Trowa spied the remote in her hand and made the connection that it was only a hologram he had seen, and a very well made one at that.
"Oh, you shouldn't say that, I'm sure she would," she tossed the remote to him. "You like it? Annie made it just for you, it's even 3-D."
"Really, why are you giving it to me?" he was confused, no one ever encouraged his bad habit of peeping.
"Look for yourself. Turn it back on and walk in front of her," Trowa stood and hopped across the stream, then pushed the button. His jaw dropped, first of all, the girl had a towel covering her front and second, the girl was none other than Trina herself! Trowa turned it off immediately and threw the remote back at Trina. "Oh, you look disappointed! What's wrong Trinton?"
"Stop calling me that!" he shouted at her, "That's just gross! It's like peeping at your twin!"
"Oh, I figured, you'd always wondered what you'd look like as a girl. I figured I'd just give you a visual," she picked the remote up front of her the ground and then walked over and picked up the projector that was directly below where Trowa had been sitting moments before. She then put them both in Trowa's arms. "Keep it, Annie will be mad if you don't. She worked hard on it." Just then, they could hear voices a few feet away.
"What makes you think that they're over here?" Duo said, he sounded like he was being dragged around. Well, not literally, but you get the idea.
"Because I heard Barton say something, and his voice was coming from over here, that's why," Wufei was pushing past the last of the brush separating them from Trowa and Trina. "I told you they were over here."
"Oh, lucky guess! That's all it was, hey, what's up Trowa?" Duo noticed the other boy looked more then slightly annoyed.
"Nothing. How do we get out of here?" Trowa was getting mad, first this girl lured him away from Quatre when they had just figured out a plan to get out of there, then she refused to call him by his name, and now she was pissing him off by making him out to be a incestual (not a word, but it is now!) pervert. Duo simply pointed to the path a few feet away.
"I think that's the way out. Didn't you see it earlier Trowa?" Duo was being honest, he figured if Trowa had come this way that he would have noticed it. Trowa simply became more irritated.
"No Duo, I didn't," he seethed as he walked past Duo, Raven, Wufei and Meiran, who was grinning knowingly. "Shut up," he barked at her as he started down the path, projector and remote still in his arms. Once he was out of the brush he walked up to Annie and slammed them both down on the ground, breaking them both into multiple, sparking bits. He then spat on them and walked off to go fume somewhere.
"What's his problem?" Duo asked as the others walked up to Annie, who was talking with Heero. Annie actually growled once she realized what it was that Trowa had just smashed, then proceeded to walk up to Trina and slap her across the face.
"You said you weren't going to use it!" she said as Trina a grinned and turned to her.
"Why shouldn't I have? You all had your fun, so why couldn't I?" Trina's cheek was turning slightly pink.
"What does she mean Annie?" Duo looked lost.
"Nothing. Nothing at all, why don't you all just go get some ice cream and I'll pay for it in a second…" Duo bounded off with Raven behind him, who had grabbed Meiran, who had in turn grabbed Wufei.
"Why do I have to go?" Wufei protested.
"Annie, what did she mean by that?" Heero placed a hand on her shoulder. Annie sighed.
"I'll tell you later, I need to have a talk with Trina and Trowa right now," she grabbed the taller girl by her elbow and dragged her in Trowa's direction. Trowa was currently punching the bark off a tree.
"Trowa, Trina has something to say to you," Trowa growled in response.
"I don't know what you're talking about Annie…" Trina had her face turned away from Trowa. Now Annie growled. She then proceeded to grab Trowa's still-punching arm and pulled him away from his tree and toward Trina.
"Kiss her," she said flatly, still holding on to both of their arms.
"WHAT?" they said simultaneously.
"You heard me. Do it, you don't have to stop there either, do what ever you want to her, I won't say a word and I'll make sure the others don't either," she had a serious look on her face that simply said 'Don't fuck with me'.
"Y-you're serious!" Trina said in shock.
"Yes I am, just kiss her already dammit. Get it over with." Trina looked at her, mouth agape as she tried to pull her arm free, and failed.
"Annie…Let. Me. Go." she said through gritted teeth.
"Are you going to do as you say next time then?" she said with a dark glare on her face. Trina hesitated, but answered none-the-less.
"Yes, now let go," Annie did, but not after placing her hand in Trowa's, then walked off.
"Have fun you two!" she said as she waved and walked back to Heero and the others.Dani: Oh! Trowa's Kinky, but I didn't think he's that kinky.
Trowa: growls
Julz: AAAAAHHHHH! RABID CLOWN! RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Dani: Okay, this is all you get…My brain just died may it rest in pieces…until I glue it back together for the next chapter…
