In the Theme of Shaft
Me: Who is the sex machine with the bird mask?
Sexy Keiko lookalikes: Mik!
Me: Dam right. Who is the greatest bowler out in Japan?
Sexy Keiko lookalikes: Fleetwood Mac!
Me: What? Stop the music!
Music Stops
Hey! This is my fanfic. I am the sexy one. I have a mysterous look in my face. I am the man behind the mask. That was the dream I was having and it was a good one too until Keiko woke me up singing Fleetwood Mac's name to their hit song Little Lies. Which is annoying.
"Fleetwood Mac! Fleetwood Mac!" Keiko sang in the tune of Little Lies.
I woke up and saw her dancing in her nightie with a hair brush as a microphone. I sat up and just looked at her dancing away and her boobs were going up and down. Made me realise I was a lucky man. Keiko ran over to me and cuddled me. I feeling her butt.
"I am one lucky man!" I said cuddling Keiko.
Just then Sliva rushed in wearing a bowling shirt with the team name Bowler Hisa and was holding mine. I looked at him. Keiko didn't look at him. She hid a walkie talkie under her pillow and when I woke up Sliva would come in and drag me out.
"Mikihisa."
"I'll be with you once I have had my morning quickie," I said using the hand signal to go.
"Keiko is working with me," Sliva said promotely.
It was turning into a soap opera. I realised that Sliva is bi.
"You're bi?... STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE! I WATCH FRIENDS! With Matt Le Blanc!"
"Ah! I miss that show," Sliva sighs.
Keiko stands up and sits beside me on the bed and holds my hand. Sliva throws the shirt at me and I stared at it. It was black and orange. I was gonna look like the orange soda Tango. Keiko liked the colours of it though.
"Ooh... Purrdy colours!" Keiko said hugging my arm.
"I will look like a dam criminal serving time in the big house!" I exclaimed.
Keiko was finering my shoulder with her index finger and was smirking away at the idea of me being a bad boy. Why is bad so sexy to women? That is what I want you Ryu fans to do. Find out for me and put it in the reviews for this fanfic.
"I like bad boys. I like them on motor cycles..."
"Keiko, don't suduce Mikihisa. We need him to be fully active. If he makes love then he won't be any use to us," Sliva said grabbing my arm.
He pulled me up from my bed and Keiko laid on the bed looking so attartive to me. Boy! Sliva is so evil.
We were at the front door of our neighbour Mr Takei. It was decided that we were gonna take Keiko's advice and ask him to join our team. We rang his doorbell. It was the actual song of Heaven is a Place on Earth by Belinda Carlisle. Ryu and Sliva were singing along to it.
"Ooh... Baby! Do you know what that is worth? Ooh... Heaven is a place on Earth, they say in Heaven love comes first, ooh Heaven is a place on Earth," Sliva and Ryu sang along.
Keiko and I use to make love to that song before Yoh and Hao were born...
Ryu began to cry.
"That was mine and Washu's song," Ryu cried.
Ryu cried on Sliva's shoulder and Sliva patted on his back.
"There, there, there, Ryu. Don't cry... Who is Washu?" Sliva said randomly.
"Hey! You dumped her! And she turned bixual. So basically it was your own fault!" I shouted.
For more information about Ryu's ex-girlfriend go to fanfic Mikihisa the love Shaman. Don't worry, it's from the same writer as this one. So it's easy to find. Just stop byher profile.
Anyway, we all began arguing on Mr Takei's front door. He finally answered the door wearing a towel just like Sliva did. Typical!
"WHAT'S WITH EVERYONE WEARING TOWELS!" I freaked out.
"It's the morning! I am having a shower. I wanna look and smell good. Ya know? What are you 3 doing here?" Hiroyuki points at Sliva "Didn't you go pee-pee in my garden!"
"You didn't really take Mikihisa's advice and do that? Keiko never looks b'coz she has eyes for Mikihisa and Mikihisa only. When I did my number 1 in Mr Takei's garden, I had to do his gardening," Ryu explained to Sliva.
"We want to ask you something," I began.
"Hey! Nice towel!" Sliva said making conversation.
"Is he gay?" Hiroyuki whispered.
"Not sure. Would you like to be part of our bowling team?" I smiled ignoring the commented whisper.
"Will you three be paying?"
"Since Sliva did his doggy business in your garden. Yes, we will be paying," I continued.
"Beats Gardening! I can't do stuff like that," Sliva mentioned.
"Deal! Do I get a cool shirt like the ones you guys are wearing?"
I passed Hiroyuki his bowling shirt. It had his name on the back and the logo, Sliva made for the team. Bowler Hisa. Hiroyuki liked the colours of the shirt. Orange and black.
"Hey! I will look like a bad boy behind bars. My wife will finds bad boys sexy especially on bikes."
"You are not alone..." Sliva said diming his eyes at me.
We had our forth member. Phew! Those jocks stand not chance against The Bowler Hisas. We were ready to kick some ass. With our chosen theme song.
"Since we are a team now. We should have a theme song," Hiroyuki began.
"Yeah! We should!" Ryu said agreeing.
"Let's make it the Belinda Carlisle hit, Heaven is a Place on Earth. That songs rocks!" Sliva suggested.
NOT AGAIN!
"Ooh... Baby! Do you know what that is worth? Ooh... Heaven is a place on Earth, they say in Heaven love comes first, ooh Heaven is a place on Earth," they all sang along.
I just stood in the corner and watched them sing outta tune to one of the greatest love songs of the 80's of all time. That was our team and our theme song...
To be Continued...
Sliva Says:
Ah! Belinda Carlisle! Whoo! What a babe! She used to be in a girl rock/pop band called the Go-gos and they were cool but Belinda is a hell lot better without them. She sang many great songs such as Runaway Horses, La Luna, All God's Children, Live your Life be free and her most famous and my all time favourite song by her of all time, Heaven is a Place on Earth. We all love her so much (Apart from Mikihisa.) that her song is our Team theme song. For more information, ask your parents or ask the site Google.
Washu's Note: Belinda Carlisle's Heaven is a Place on Earth is played a lot in Gay bars. Haha to Sliva! Yeah! And Fleetwood Mac is a rock band. I like them and Belinda Carlisle. :P