Hiroyuki joins our bowling team. After not being able to find any other person to join, Keiko suggested him. Why? I dunno. It's Keiko! I can never really understand that girl. At times... Depends what it it. Haha! Ok... Don't laugh along.

We were at the Bowling Alley. We were practsing. I was getting better at bowling. I was still getting the low scores but hey! I was doing well. Hiroyuki was the best player on the team. We found a great player and I was so gonna beat those dam jocks. I bet they don't have a theme song like we do.

"STRIKE!" Hiroyuki cheered.

"Wow! In 27 seconds too. You are better than me and I won the championship!" Sliva mentioned.

"Yeah, I haven't been here since the time I beat up the penguim on my son's Birthday."

Phew! I am not the only one who did that.

Ryu was up next. He picked up a purple ball and threw it down the Lane. He also got a strike also.

"Ooh... I am good!" Ryu cheered.

I picked up my lucky pink bowling ball Keiko bought me and I threw the ball hitting only 8 of the pins. It isn't the best I have done but it is good. I was happy an enough to actually hit alot of pins. I still haven't got a strike since the scene at Sparky's... So I had to practise more.

"Yeah! Go Miki-kins!" Sliva joked.

It is offical. He is gay!

I got another shot but never hit any pins at all. No need to worry. As long as we had Hiroyuki in our team, we were gonna be be safe and win against those stupid jocks.

Just then, those flab-nabbit jocks came and went straight up to us. They weren't angry, they were happy little bunnies! We forgot to arrange a date for the match. Silly them. SILLY THEM I SAY!

"You Miki-freak-sa!" Leo laughed.

Sliva and I went over to see what they wanted. I never realised how tall they were until that moment. Thank the Great Spirit that Sliva is tall!

"What do you losers want?" Sliva asked.

We both folded our arms at the same time and give them the look. The Look Roxette would give you if you said something so weird. Roxette is a Swedish rockband that Washu likes so much. Google them people!

"We totally realised that we need to organise a date for the bowling match," Leo began.

"Oh yeah... What day is perfect for you?" I asked with my left hand on my right hand in front of my private part like a posh man.

"How about Friday at 7pm?" Hideki.

We all nodded and agreed.

The jocks stayed silent and watched Hiroyuki bowl. He yet got another strike.

"Who's the Daddy?" Hiroyuki joked.

"You are, baby! Whoo!" Ryu laughed.

The jocks couldn't believe their eyes when they saw Hiroyuki bowl. Leo thought that Hiroyuki was the best player they had ever seen. Hiroyuki was throwing the ball backwards, leftwards. Ok, literally being a bigshow off. It's stuff like that that would get you kidnapped!

We thought those jocks were scared of us so they walked off and we started dancing away.

"Whoo hoo!"

"We scared them," Sliva cheered.

And we both held hands did the dance. Ring around the roses. You know, Ring around the roses, a pocket of doses, a tissue (something like that!) we all fall down. Well, it was like that. In a way...

The Jocks walked away from us and started plotting against us. Only we never knew that. No, we never knew. This is secondary information...

"We will kidnap that guy on their team. You know the show off player with the glasses. They won't be able to play without him," Leo began.

"Yeah and they will totally end up losing," Benji said getting the idea.

Roy smirked "Look at them over there. Mikihisa and the Indian boy are doing the Ring around the Roses thing."

"Ah! Memories... Iplayed that alot with my daughter...So how do we kidnap 4 eyes?" Hideki asked.

"I will plot a plot," Leo said doing the finger action Mr Burns does in the Simpsons.

They started laughing and walked away. Leo never noticed the lady playing the Whack Da Mole. My mother! Kino Asakura! Play the Bill Theme! (British TV Show Washu watches!) The old theme! With the saxahone! Forget it!

"So, Leo is up to his old stinky tricks. Should I get involved or beat my high score. BEAT HIGH SCORE! Mikihisa is a grown boy and can defend himself."

Mother went back to play Whack da Mole.

In bed, I was reading a book on how to get better at bowling. It was a boring read! Keiko laid her head on her pillow and stared at the ceiling. She was bored silly.

"I think we should re-paint our house!" Keiko pointed out.

I put my book down. "We re-painted it two weeks before Tamao's Birthday!"

Keiko cuddles my neck "Yay! You are talking! Ooh... Any sex scenes in your book?"

"It's a guide, Keiko..."

"A guide on what? How to impress a woman? You don't need to read that!"

"Keiko, it's a guide on Bowling," I replied.

"Oh! Well, you definetly need that!" Keiko exclaimed.

Yes, it is nice to know that your wife is very supportive of you. It really is. YES! I AM BEING SCARCASTIC!

"Miki-kins... Is the book good? What is your favourite part?"

"Well, Keiko. My favourite part is Chapter 1. How to hold a Bowling Ball. I simply love how they show us that the index, middle and ring finger go in the three holes in the ball," I explained being scarcastic.

"Ooh... Who is your favourite character?" Keiko asked.

I am so lucky that Keiko brought in the fire place to make our room a lot more romantic. Then I can burn that dam guide to how to be a better bowler. I also forgot that I borrowed the book from the Library.

"Mikihisa! One! That fire place was to get more romance in our lives like that Spagna music video, Call me and Two! You borrowed that book from the library!" Keiko shouted.

I went over to save the book.

To Be Continued...

Sliva Says:

Kids and Grown ups! Never burn library books! For there are not yours to burn. Other people have to use the library to borrow books too you know. Oh! And never be a show-off at all like Hiroyuki Takei (Also real life creator of Shaman King!) did in this episode. That is just asking for trouble. So... What have we learned?

Ryu: Whatever Sliva! Just shut up!