I was wide awake after drinking my one cup a day coffee. I was on top of the world. Ryu was looking in the newspaper in the celebrity column. Keiko was coming into the kitchen and I grabbed her and tipped her low like a couple tango-ing the night away.

"Morning my sunshine!" I said being romantic.

"Morning my Miki-kitten!" Keiko giggled.

Miki-kins these days is being over-used. So Keiko thought of a new name for me. To be honest I prefer Miki-kins.

"Oh my God!" Ryu cried.

Suddenly I was godsmacked. I dropped Keiko to the ground and looked shocked. I honstly thought Bin Ladden came to Izumo, Japan. You would think that too if you heard the tone of voice Yoh used.

"Kermit the frog was beaten up in Sesame Street! Currently in Hospital recovering," Ryu continued.

Sliva was so worried he came into the kitchen.

"NO! IT'S NOT TRUE!" Sliva shouted all worried.

"He is right. It's true. It was a joke the newspaper published. See! Illisturations..."

Ryu lifted the newspaper up and pointed to the drawings. I grabbed the newspaper off of Ryu and smiled.

"Hehe... Big Bird has a baseball bat," I giggled like a school girl.

Sliva slaps Ryu "Don't do that!"

"You have a bad hit, Sliva. Almost like a girl's...," Ryu joked.

"Ryu, don't make fun of Sliva. Keiko beat you in both arm wreastling and thumb wreastling. Then yet, Keiko is Izumo's champion of that."

"She beat you too," Ryu pointed.

"Ryu that's not the point," I replied back.

"Yoh, use to have a tickle me Elmo!" Keiko said being random.

Keiko rushed out the kitchen to find that annoying doll. It's worse than Anna's Barbie.

((HAUNTING THOUGHTS - Picturing a Barbie wearing a dirty (it was buried) pink outfit with a mini paper bag on her head!))

"Mikihisa... Mikihisa... MIKI-KINS!" Sliva shouted.

I slapped Sliva. That better teach him not to use my pet name!

Tomorrow, was our day against those dam jocks in our bowling match and the curse came back to me. I was getting worse and worse. Keiko was here cheering me on. She was wearing her 'Bowling uniform' aka the Formula 1 Racing outfit. The tight one. I wanted to hit every guy who was staring at her.

I was sitting next to Keiko and cuddling her. Sliva was away somewhere. Chatting up girls. Don't dare ask me what I think about him now! Everything is so confusing.

"What do you do for a living?" one girl asked going all big eyed.

Sliva smiled at her "I work at gym. Like my abs?"

Eversince Sliva stopped smoking he has become a big shot. It sickens me.

"Oh that is hot! My boyfriend works in a fast food restuarant. He is starting to get pimples," another girl said.

One girl who was wearing the shortest skirt of them all hugged Sliva's arm and Sliva blushed at the sight of it.

"Girls, he is mine. B'coz he is so fine and he is already blowing my mind and my heart," said the leader of them all.

The other 3 girls put their hands on their chest near where there hearts were and chanted "Aw... He is yours!"

Yeah, it was scary. Saying it all at the same time.

One of the girls decided to go into the bathroom. She really needed to go so bad. So she left Sliva and her group of friends and went to do some business. When she met the jocks... Yes... YES! THEY WERE IN THERE! Not fair they are living my dream! I wonder if they have the same bubblegum machines?

"Joanna, you are flirting with the wrong guy!" Leo exclaimed.

"I am not flirting with him. Claudia is flirting with him. You mean he ain't the guy you wanna kidnap?"

They all shouke their heads apart from Benji who nodded.

"No wonder he works in a gym and you should see his abs. Hottie! He will leave you sweating. That and he is a gentleman."

"I bet he is gay," Hideki said aloud.

"You are meant to be flirting with this guy!" Roy said holding the picture of Hiroyuki on his Wedding day with his wife.

"A guy with four eyes! Well, if it means the money... I suppose... Now, can I borrow some cash for tampons? Since you are in the girl's bathroom and all."

Leo gave Joanna some money and she went to get a tampon. The boys walked out the girls' bathroom and Mother came out of one of the toilet cubicals and Joanna went in one.

"Leo, the lion. In this case, the rat. Wait, until Miki-kat gets his claws sharpened... Ooh bubblegum machine!"

Mother hits the machine and all the bubblegum comes out.

"Hehe... beats condons!"

That night, Keiko and I went home early. I couldn't bear bowling anymore. So, Keiko and I were going to have our quiet moment. We never get them anymore for Ryu is always inturpting. That is why I am trying to set him up with a woman and one time it nearly NEARLY worked!

Keiko was sitting on my knee and was cuddling my neck. I was holding her waist and smiling away at the moment.

"Can we have another child? A girl!" Keiko randomly asked.

"Va va vroom!" I said.

Va Va Vroom is French for something naughty! See... tell your parents you are learning!

Keiko and I started kissing passonatly when Sliva came home drunk and Ryu was carrying him. Sliva was singing random Milli Vanilli songs.

"Girl, you know it, Girl, you know it, Girl, you know it, Girl, you know it," Sliva sang over and over again.

"You know, it's ironic. He sounds like the proformance on MTV. You know the one where they discovered they lip sync," Ryu pointed.

"I love that song!" Keiko exclaimed forgetting about our make-out session.

"Girl, you know it's true. Ooh, ooh, ooh I love you. Girl, you know it's true. Ooh, ooh, ooh I love you," Keiko and Ryu sang.

I went straight to bed waiting for the match to come. It felt like forever... Especally if Milli Vanilli fans were singing...

To be continued...

Keiko says:

Sliva is still asleep so I am doing it instead. Let's see... Don't flirt with a big crowd of girls. You never know what might happen. Poor Sliva is a good example of what happened!

Ryu: Actually, Keiko... Actually Hiroyuki got him drunk.

Keiko: He did! Wait! Till I tell his wife!