We waited... AN HOUR! FOR A DAM BOWLING WORKER TO FETCH THAT DAM BALL! AN HOUR! AN HOUR! Keiko was sitting on my knee and cuddling my neck. Ryu lying on the ground bored silly of the whole situation. Keiko's outfit had bad sides to it too.
"I thought Hilary and Lindsey fighting was getting boring... This is getting boring," Ryu moaned.
"I am having fun, Miki-kitten," Keiko said resting her head on my left shoulder.
I patted her back and she smiles away. Ryu stood up. Stretched his arms and went over to the lane to get the bowling ball. It was near the line so it was really no bother.
Ryu picked up the ball and purposely dropped it on Hideki's foot. "Ooh... Sorry!"
A lady who worked at the Alley came and was ready to get the ball back.
"Ok, where is the ball that stopped?" she asked.
"You are too late, lady. I got the ball back," Ryu began "NOW LET'S BOWL!"
Sliva, Hiroyuki and Washu arrived at the alley. Washu wasn't letting Sliva out the van... Why? You really don't want to know...
"Hiroyuki, you go ahead while I get Sliva out of the van..."
"Ok... Thanks for the ride, Miss McWatt," Hiroyuki bows.
He then runs off into the alley. Washu goes into the back of the van and sees Sliva sitting and leaning against the driver's seat. Washu sits on Sliva's knee.
"Looking for a good time, Sailor?"
"Ooh... Yes please!"
Washu smirked "Close your eyes..."
Sliva closed his eyes. Washu put his arms behind his back and then handkuffed them with fluffly zebra like fur. Only it wasn't real. It was fake. You know those kinky cuffs! Washu took Sliva's trousers off and she carried them off with her. She stood outside the van with the door open.
"Can I open my eyes now?" asked an excited Sliva.
"Mmm... yeah. If ya want to," Washu replied giggling.
Sliva opened his eyes and saw Washu fully clothed and holding Sliva's nice black trousers. She was smirking at him.
"I never realised how tall you were, Sliva boy," Washu laughed.
Washu walked away from the van with the doors wide open. Sliva jumped out the van, shut the doors (that is polite) and started to chase after Washu. Well, at least she let him wear shoes socks and underpants.
"COME BACK HERE WITH MY TROUSERS!" Sliva shouted.
Washu never stopped and she went into the bowling alley. Sliva followed.
It was a tie between HS Jocks and Bowler Hisa. It was everyone's last turn. I gained the team 28 points, Keiko gained 56 and Ryu gained 90 points. It was the same with Benji (28) Hideki (90) and Roy (56). Everything was going perfect when Hiroyuki finally arrived.
"I am here to bowl!" Hiroyuki announced.
"Sorry to say Hiroyuki but Keiko has took your place," Ryu replied.
"HIROYUKI! I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDNAPPED? I freaked.
"I was! I managed to free my hands like the Hulk and punch Leo in the face and then I escaped. I walked down this unfamiliar road for 2 hours straight. No water or food and I kept singing the same song over and over again."
"Step by Step, heart to heart, left right left, we all fall down like Toy Soldiers," Ryu sang to himself.
We all looked at him. We guessed that was the song that Hiroyuki kept singing to himself.
"Sorry," Ryu grinned.
"Then an angel appeared. A pink angel!"
"Tamao..." Keiko said looking confused.
"NO! This girl has a van, dated Ryu and looks sexy. Hell gay boy likes her. Ah! Washu! That is her!"
"Yeah! Washu is coming," Ryu cheered.
"Where is Sliva?" I asked calmly.
"Making out with her. I think..."
Just then, we saw Washu running up to us and was carrying Sliva's trousers under her left arm. They were her souviour from making Sliva a man... Well, she solved that whole unknown question from the start of the fanfic. Oh! And we saw Sliva running in his underwear behind Washu. Did I mention the underwear was Scooby Doo? Well, it was. Keiko was in hysterical with laughter just by the look of them.
"SCOOBY DOO!" Keiko exclaimed with laughter.
"Hi Sliva! Still haven't gone Hulk yet?" Washu asked.
I paid no more attention to them. It was my last turn if I managed to strike, I could win the whole game. If I didn't strike then I would lose the game and I would never hear the end of it from everyone.
I ran up to the lane in slow motion, everyone stopped and watched me or so I thought. I threw the ball just like the soccer ball at Sparky's and it was outta my league.
The ball was rolling faster and faster. Then it hit the pins all the pins went down apart from one which was falling and falling slowly it was falling. I turned away and it fell. IT ACTUALLY FELL!
"YES! YES! WE WON! KEIKO! RYU! WE...,"
"I BEAT MY HIGH SCORE IN WHACK DA MOLE!" Mother cheered.
Everyone was cheering for my mother who beat her highest score in whack da mole yet. I won the game for my team but does anyone cheer for me? No... No one cheers for me. I was really pissed off.
"Aw... poor Miki-kins. Lets cheer for him," Keiko suggested like she could read my mind.
Ryu, Keiko and Hiroyuki started to dance to the song playing. Avril Lavinge My Happy Ending... What a song to play to dance to and after no one cheers you on...
Sliva was still handcuffed and was sitting down in his puss n boots mood which is another name for bad mood. Washu sat next to him. She rested her head on his shoulder and grinned at him.
"Hey! You weren't exactly innocent yourself, Sliva boy."
She was right there.
"I don't like guys hitting on me. At least it ain't as bad as other guys," Washu pointed out.
"Really? What did you do to them?"
"Loads. Some ran across Tokyo butt naked."
Sliva looks at his underwear.
"I am pretty lucky, am I?" Sliva asked.
"Yep. Here are your trousers."
Washu gave Sliva his trousers back and realesed the handcuffs from his hands. Washu stood up and let her hand out.
"Wanna dance with me?" Washu asked.
Sliva grabbed Washu hand and they started dancing together. They wouldn't make a cute couple like Ryu and her would do. For the now, I will be dancing with Keiko.
To be continued (Yes, I ain't done!)
Hiroyuki says:
Wow! After all that practise, that Mikihisa can finally bowl. His throw really sucks but the people in Heaven must really love him to bits if they let him win that bowling game. Oh and Keiko for a wife! They are like a couple of teenagers. Oh! Then there is that Sliva. I really thought he was gay until Washu came into all this. (She is a doll by the way) Well, I will say see ya! B'coz I ain't in the next chapter. Yes! I create Shaman King and I am hardly in it. Dam it!