Response time! Thanks to Nikki Satoshi, Quiet Shadow, Everto Angelus, Red Hawk K'sani, Adriame! Please, anyone who reads this, review it! I love getting reviews and knowing if you like it or hate it or whatever you felt about it! Oh and a piece of trivia for y'all, Awadatsu means to foam. One of my friends asked me and well, if she was curious I thought y'all might be! So, if you were, you no longer are! YAY! Also I am sooo happy that Nikki Satoshi reviewed b/c I have never found someone else besides my sis that has read a walk to remember. Let me tell everyone reading this, the book is a zillion trillion times better than the movie! Mandy Moore cannot act a good part to save her life…although she was…decent in saved….I guess…but she totally SUCKED in A Walk to Remember!

(Dis)claimer: god, seriously people do you think I actually possess enough money to OWN a fabulous show like avatar: the last airbender. Heck, I don't even have enough money to own any show! No matter how terrible! BUT! I do own the name I gave the crazy foaming guy! So take that you suits! –kicks lawyers in buttox!- HA!

And now without further ado…the chapter you have all been waiting for…the pivotal moment when we find out who this strange…woman…(evil cackle from author)… is…

CHAPTER THREE: HAIRCUT

The pointy shoed man was no man! It was in fact a girl! A manly looking girl, but nonetheless a girl. There were some very obvious clues. I will list them out for you. She wore her hair in a pony tail. She wore extravagant makeup over one eye. Her clothing was in somewhat of a dress form, showing that she was…A GIRL!

The girl proceeded to speak again, "I ask you again, where is the Avatar?" Her manly voice once again spoke of the avatar and I felt my heart beating faster, and faster, and faster. Foam spilled out of my mouth once again and I collapsed once again on the cold metal, floor. Luckily, though, I did not pass out again this time.

Instead I just laid there on the floor thinking quietly to myself. Breath in. Breath out. Breath in. Breath out. Breath in. Breath out. Breath in. Breath out.

I repeated this familiar pattern for about five minutes until the girl opened her lips once again and prepared to speak. Instead some fat woman in a long dress interrupted her with a (yet again) manly voice. "Zuko, please, can you not see that this boy is in pain when ever you speak of the avatar." I felt the foam swelling in the back of my mouth and immediately I sat on the floor and began again.

In. Out. In. Out. In. Out. In. Out. When I finally was no longer gathering the rabid-type foam in my mouth I stood up and found that I was in fact shorter than the younger girl. This was extremely odd seeing as no girl on Kyoshi was taller than me. Even the famous Suki, the super warrior, was shorter than I was. Sure, it was only and inch or two. But still, it was the one thing I had on her. Height! Oh course, she could always say that being short was something she had on me but…Anyways, as I was saying. Hmm…what was I saying? Oohh…those clouds today were fluffy. Oh yeah, I remember. Some even looked like fish. They were white, a pristine white. I wish I could have flown up there and napped on them…

AHA! I remember what I was speaking of!

It was odd that this girl was taller than I. Of course the old lady was extremely short, but still this…girl…was taller than me. Tears began spilling down my eyes and I laid down on the floor. I curled up in a tight ball and wept.

"What the heck? Uncle why is he crying?" I heard the girl ask the old lady. Her voice was extremely confused and she obviously did not understand that I was crying because she, a girl, was taller than me. She did not…wait a minute, did she just say…uncle? That would have to mean…that the old lady was no lady. The old lady was in fact an old man. The old lady was a male! AH! Why can people not get it straight? Girls wear dresses. Boys wear pants. Girls wear their hair in high, sissy pony tails that whoosh around, completely annoying everyone. Boys wear there hair…oh heck…guys sometimes wear there hair like that too. This uncle guy seemed to like the idea of his starch white hair upon the top of his head in a bun.

The uncle, after seeing my dazed face snapped his fingers together in front of my face. "Ello! You are alive! Glorious! Would you like some ginseng tea?" Tea? Did the uncle guy with the bun, just mention tea? I love tea. Uh oh…maybe a little too much. It seems whenever I develop a liking or love towards something it always accompanied with the annoying foam spilling from my mouth! Why can I just not smile and show my feelings in the normal way? Well, whatever the reason, it was very annoying. Almost as annoying as that high ponytail that swung viciously around on the girls head.

I growled like a mad dog and pulled a pair of scissors from my boot and went at the girl's head. With one quick snip, the annoying locks were snipped away and laid motionless on the cold, floor. "GAHHHHH!" The girl, who looked even more like a male now, lunged at me. She took the scissors to my own, long, luxurious pony that hung down my back. Soon my brunette hair lay on the floor. With the slight weight haven fallen from my head, I felt empty and a need to use those scissors once again came back to me.

I eyed the Uncle's bun atop his head and figured that was a good place to fulfill this weird need to cut hair. I laughed maniacally and picked up the scissors. The uncle's fist soon glowed a dangerous shade of red, but no fire protruded so I continued. He held them up in sign of defeat and also began to speak, "Please, can't we settle this over a soothing cup of jasmine tea?"

Tea? Mmm. With that one word all need to cut hair was lost in me and I answered the uncle, "Okay." I dropped the scissors, letting them lay next to the two piles of hair, and walked out following the Uncle.

The girl followed us with fire actually flaming at her hands. I found this scary, but I knew what lay ahead. A nice cup of tea, and nothing…not a single thing was going to get between me and a porcelain cup filled with hot water that had been flavored with delicious jasmine spices.

Well, at least I thought nothing would get in my way. When some random guy with a helmet came and told the girl that he had news of the avatar, I collapsed on the floor with foam at my mouth.

A/N: Well, that's about it. I would write more, but seeing as today is the fourth of July. I have a party to go to. REVIEW! Oh, and as a final goodbye, Huzzah for the crazy foaming guy AND randomness! BOW DOWN NOW! Muahaha…fireworks…here I come!