Anarchy notes – womynrule thoughts : chapter 2

HeLLo, everybody!

This is the 2nd chapter of Lilly's Diary. Hope you enjoy.

Please, review!

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LATER ON THURSDAY, HOME.

Geez!

Mia is totally freaking!

At lunch today Mia asked me about Mr G nostrils.

JESUS! How could the girl notice so well someone's nostrils?

She cam all over: "Have you ever seen how big arethe nostrils of Mr G? How can my mom date someone who's nostrils stick out so much? "

HOW COULD I KNOW? IF HER MOTHER LIKES HIM...

I totally answered her like i wasn't interested in Mr G nostrils (wich i wasn't, really) just to finish the conversation.

"No, i have never noticed his nostrils before. Are you gonna eat that dumpling?"

"How can you make it like it was no big deal? Hello,Moscovitz, MY mom is dating MY teacher who's nostrils stick out so much..."

I just don't know ahy she's so obsessed about. Cause, SERIOUSLY, this is really NO BIG DEAL.

Do you know what I think about that?

Mia just needs to worry about something just because she has so many problems and she doesn't want to worry about all of them at the same time, and then she does that.

She gets obsessed with something.

Now she chosed the Mom-and-algebra-teacher-having-an-affair-thing.

you know what? This is our first month in high school, and she's already flunking something, so she's taking her anxiety about that and transferring io Mr G and her mom.

My mother, Elaine Moscovitz (she's a

psychoanalyst) said that this is called displacement.

I mean, transferring feelings.

Anyway.

Today my mom and dad were wanting to analyse Mia with the thing of mom and teacher going out.

they, all of a sudden, asked her: "Oh, Mia, by the way, how do you feel about your mother starting to date your Algebra teacher?"

I almost kicked her butt when she said: "I feel fine about it".

GOODNESS! She doesn't take me seriously. She should stop lying. I think she didn't notice my look for her. I stared at her like I always do when I don't like something. She knows that.

But, she told me after that that she didn't wanted my parents to tell her mom she was not liking so mcuh of the date thing.

Whatever.

Michael just listened the conversation. I mean, he

listened just my mom and dad asking her about.

He started to laugh, oh so loudly that i thought Mia would hit him.

My brother acts like a jerk sometimes.

"Your mom is dating Frank Gianini?" He managed to say, but he was laughing so much i could hardly hear the words he said.

JERK.

OR, WELL, NOT SO JERK, BUT...

He was totally HARASSING Mia.

hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Mia was there, just begging him not to tell anybody about her mom and Mr G, and he went "What'll you do for me, Thermopolis, huh?"

GEEZ!

Mia not even noticed that. Mia is so far away from reality! HELLOOOOO MIAAAAAA WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP! MY OLDER BROTHER MICHAEL IS TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH YOU!

Of course i told her that he was harrassing her, sexually speaking, and she got all red.

little strawberry. haha!

That's how i call her when she gets red.

But I know she liked Michael sexually harassing her, cause I saw her face when she saw my brother SHIRTLESS today. She can't hide things from me.

She TOTALLY can't.

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 26

Well... like I was thinking.

MICHAEL, my older jerk dumb and stupid brother. He likes Mia. My best friend. He totally likes her.

He usually tries to keep his door locked. But today it was opened, cause he thought i was not home so...

I saw him writing on his journal.

(Yeah, he has a diary too... strange for a man huh?)

So, first i thought my brother was GAY, because COME ON! Write in diaries for me, is totally femme thing.

BUT when I SAW he writing Mia's name in his journal...

And Michael's so stupid he thought it was Maya thatwere there cleaning the room and didn't stop writing. He was in his study table, next to the computer, so he didn't see me. haha.

OF COURSE i pretended to be Maya just to see what were on the journal.

So, He likes her with all of his soul.

oh how cute.

Seriously, this is so cute i feel like Throw up.

OK, cause i never really thought about my brother and Mia together. never, EVER, thought about it. Not even crossed my mind something like that.

Just to know now he likes her.

Poor Michael.

Poor Mia.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, G & T

So I am gonna participate of the My Fair Lady play in the school.

PLEASE don't think i am gonna be the Lady.

I'll just flick the lights when the intermission is off.

Lana is playing the maid. HAHAHAHA... good, very very good.

And I hope she forgets her lines and get expelled of the play and she will have to search for some place to die alone.

What she did today with Mia was horrible!

That bitch just called Mia flat-chested in the middle of the school.

We were going to her locker, so Mia could get her money to lunch and she was there, waiting for the backstreet boy clone, then she looked down to mia's blouse and said:

"Oh how sweet. I see we still can't fit into a bra. Might I suggest Band-Aids?"

I swear that someday i'll kick her. She's GROSS.

ARGH, if you know what I mean.

So, I was so not gonna leave well enough alone.

I just said to her: "WHY DON'T YOU DO US ALL A FAVOUR AND GO CURL UP SOME PLACE AND DIE, WEINBERGER?"

So then Josh just walk away, and she started to yell: "Wait up, josh! Wait up"

do you know what?

WELL DONE, JOSH! Once in your life you did something WELL DONE.

hahahahah!

- Homework:

Biology: Questions at the end of chapter 3

English: Proposal

World Civ.: Questions of the chapter 4

G & T: OH, TELL ME...

Algebra: Problems 1-12 page 79

French: Use abvoir in neg. sentence.

- Lilly tells it like it is:

Think, Lilly, Think!