WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 1

Mia just told me how her dad is with some problems with his testicle.
Okay, he doesn't have problems in the testicle yet, but he surely had them.
Besides, he had to cut it off.
He had this cancer, so...he can't have children anymore. So what? He already has Mia, why would he want more children?
Cause we have to agree that if her father put other Mias out in the world that would
really take my time.
How could I teach all the Mias to be rational normal
respectful human beings? That would be a HUGE JOB.
With ONE Mia, I already sweat!

Anyway...
I just told Mia that the fact that her dad can't have children anymore is
very telling. Which is, really.
Her dad must be serious and unresolved issues with this whole family, which
includes Clarisse, Mia's grandma. Mia says she sucks. She really must be a
HUGE pain in the ass, like Mia said.

In fact, I really couldn't make a comment about the veracity of that fact,
about her Gandmere, cause I never met her grandma.
But, okay, back to the dad subject:
He MUST be afraid of losing his youth, really, and this is very serious in
our society nowadays. Men usually lose their youth and think they lost
their virility. Which I think this is a stupid thing, but come on, don't you
think Men are stupid most of the time anyways?
It seems that they don't have the same intelligence of women.
For that I must say: Woo HOO! I am the best.

Mia said she thinks I should move up a grade, but I really apreciate being
a freshman. I can study the adolescent conditions post-Cold War! Do you
know HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS?

MORE WEDNESDAY

Why does Mia hates Boris so much? He is so CUTE!

Okay, just because he tucks in his sweater, doesn't mean he's a totally
freak!

just a little...
But i can teach him how to pull it out.
hahahahahaha...
if you know what i mean.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 3

Mia is acting in a weird way today.
I always can tell when she's weird cause... i am her best friend, after all.
So, she is strangely annoying, AND, she's been crying.
I know that because her eyes were all red and squinty.

She passed by my house today with that big beefy guy with a LIMO. YES, A
LIMO!
HOW CAN SHE HAVE A LIMO?
I MEAN, WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO USE A LIMO,
WHEN THEY CAN USE A NORMAL CAR?
IF WE SELL THIS LIMO, WE CAN FEED THE PEOPLE OF A WHOLE
COUNTRY!
GEEZ!

Of course I didn't tell her that.
She's been crying, so if I started to complain she
would freak out. I know Mia.
But I asked her why she was crying about. She answered me that it was
PMS!
PMS!
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
It can't be PMS. She had her period last week, i remember. She borrowed a
pad from me and ate all those Yodels at lunch.
HOW CAN SHE THINK SHE WOULD MAKE ME SWALLOW THAT STORY, HUH?

BE CAREFUL MIA, I KNOW YOU LADY!
HAAA!

I'll find out...or I am not Lilly Moscovitz.

And i'll have to find out, in one way or another. Michael will want to know
why Mia is like that.
hahahahahahaha... Gosh... those lovebirds...
Do i deserve it?
No. Certainly Not.

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