Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters of this book or cartoon only the plot. This story is not meant to offend anyone and is written purely for your enjoyment….so please enjoy it.

Need to Know: In the X-men: Evolution verse obviously Magneto is still around and Wanda is with the Brotherhood whom is on their own. They don't know Mystique and Magneto still work together and Pietro and Wanda have miraculously resolved their differences, and thus making my job easier. The Acolytes has already been formed and is still together.

"WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" was the shriek that resounded throughout the Brotherhood of Mutants Boarding House in Bayville New York as a sixteen-year-old Pietro Maximoff ran around at super speed. Testing out the abilities that would soon bring his father to their doorstep and from "important business" in Europe.

"Pietro SHUT UP!" shouted the newly 18 year-old Lance Alvers as he pulled at his longish brown hair in an estranged manner. "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"

"Oh let him have his fun!" giggled 15 year-old Katherine Pryde to her boyfriend with whom she was visiting at that moment. "We'll see how much fun he has the next time him and Evan get into a fight."

There was a bout of dust that flew to the air as Pietro stopped in front of them. He clasped his small hands together as a sneer twisted onto his pale face, and his blue eyes looked devilish as his pale lips broke into a brilliant white grin.

"Oh yes Evan will feel my wrath!" He shouted as the name of his childhood rival was mentioned. He then sped back off.

"Yo is it safe to come out?" asked a slurred voice as a pair of yellow eyes peered from behind the dingy brown couch that Lance and "Kitty" or Katherine sat on.

"Yes Todd…." Lance trailed off to the 15-year-old boy whose mannerisms resembled that of a toad. "I swear I'm going to kill him."

"Not if I kill him first." Came a fierce growl from the other side where Wanda Maximoff, Pietro's newly rekindled at heart twin sister was decorating for Christmas with Freddy the largest and most silent member of the Brotherhood. After having figured out from Mystique that her's and Pietro's father Magneto or Eric Lensherr had experimented on the two of them as children she had decided to end her crusade against her brother and forgive him. Yet she still plotted how to seek revenge on her father.

"I don't know, yo." Todd said to the raven-haired girl as he flipped onto a chair near her, "He might be able to take you now." The others nodded as Wanda rolled her eyes.

The whole situation was very strange…..Pietro had been running around the house, speed decorating with various items he had shoplifted from several departments store………..

Pietro tied the last of the garland onto the staircase as he zipped over to the kitchen to get o quick drink of water. When he got there he smiled as he saw Kitty Pryde, Lance's girlfriend and one of his good friends, with her body phased halfway inside their fridge as she searched for something.

Picking up a nearby hand towel he twisted it with his hands and snapped it at her. "AH!" she shrieked as it hit her and she immediately sprung the rest of her body out of the fridge.

"Move it along Princess I need to get something." He told her with a smirk. She rolled her eyes as she grabbed a coke from their fridge quickly.

"Sure thing Sparky." She retorted and walked away muttering about how she could have gotten it for him. He stared after her for a moment eyes slitted before shaking his head.

"I STILL don't get that." He shrugged before touching the fridge lightly. "Wish I could phase through stuff." He muttered leaning forward a little bit. And fell through the fridge.

………………… "OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!"………………

It turned out that every time Pietro wished for something it would happen but only if he wished he could DO something not if he wanted something or for something to happen.

At first the Brotherhood called bullshit. That is until Pietro phased straight through Lance. The entire situation was plain creepy in Lance's opinion. So he had immediately stated that once Kitty left they would have a 'team meeting'.

They all looked at kitty for about three minutes until she sighed. "Fine I'll go now." Standing up she gave Lance a quick kiss, grabbed her purse and waved goodbye before leaving.

"Damn y'all are rude." Pietro said as took a seat on the floor and looked as the others resat themselves.

"Well this is kind of something I thought we should talk about." Lance said to him before talking to all of them. "This is why I have called a team meeting."

Wanda rolled her eyes at the seriousness in his voice. "God I feel so stupid….why are we even discussing it? We know it was Magneto's doing."

"Because," Lance drawled to her, "we need to discuss how to make sure he can control this new ability and how serious it is."

She glared at him with her arms crossed. "I still feel stupid. Team meetings are stupid."

"I don't know…" Todd began, "It makes me feel kind of important….which is cool!"

"Yes Todd, very cool," Pietro began sarcastically. "While we're at it we should put a "Do Not Disturb We Are Having A Top Secret Team Meeting" sign on the door."

Todd glared at the skinny teen, "No need to get snippy with me-" he began before Lance cut him off.

"That's a great idea!" he shouted before running to get a piece of paper. Wanda looked on in disgust.

"What does Kitty SEE in him?" she asked in general to everybody. Pietro frowned and shook his head.

"Obviously not intelligence. Hell I wouldn't date him." He said with a click of his tongue.

"You're too damn picky if you ask me. You like guys….but you never date any and the girls you do date have to meet a prewritten criteria and be able to say the alphabet backwards. I mean what the hell? If I looked half as good as you do I would just date anyone I wanted. Not Ms. Perfect." Todd complained to him. The last part caused Wanda to let her gaze linger on him for a moment.

They talked about Pietro's dating habits for a while longer to the sound of banging where Lance was being an idiot and hanging up his sign. That is until there was some yelling, a shriek and Lance came in drenched in water.

"You're dripping on the floor." Freddy stated annoyed and alwaysfinding the strangest interest in the strangest things.

"Yes Freddy….thank you." Lance said to him with a glare.

"HAHAHA! What happened to you?" Pietro asked as he laughed to himself. Lance tossed the hammer at him as he phased through it and watched it go out their window and smash into that of the house next to them.

"YOU DAMN KIDS BETTER STOP THROWING SHIT OUT THE DAMN WINDOWS!" yelled a gravely from outside.

"Him." Lance growled in the direction of the voice. "Mr. Keener told me to shut it, said I was scaring his dog or something. Flipped him off and he went all psycho and sprayed me with his stupid gardening hose." A droplet fell from his nose.

"The bastard." Pietro joked towards his pissed off friend. Wanda smacked in the back of the head as she grabbed an old towel from their hall closet and tossed it to Lance.

"Don't worry about that old geezer. He's moving in a few weeks anyway." She assured Lance.

"Then we can trash his house and blame it on someone else!" Todd chimed in as Pietro nodded.

"Like every other day." He laughed as Lance took off his shirt and wrapped the towel around himself.

"Whatever can we continue the meeting please?" he asked obviously not wanting to continue the conversation any further.

"The top secret one?" Freddy asked him eating a sandwich that none of them had seen him make.

"Yes Freddy that one." Lance sighed.

"Y'all do that." Pietro said waving an effeminate hand towards them. He zipped upstairs reappearing with a sweatshirt for Lance. He looked at him for a moment.

"I'm going make some soup for you or something. I mean it's freaking December in New York and I don't want to explain to Kitty why you died of Hypothermia right after she left!" Pietro rambled away which was a very subtle way of saying he really did give a shit whether his best friend, at least since they stopped hating each other though neither acknowledged it too much, died or not.

Zipping to the kitchen, he slipped onan apron that he had also shoplifted. Pietro had learnt that they were a lot of things he could snag and no one ever got suspicious. They hadn't figured out that Pietro was a mutant or what he could do. The every day Bayville citizens at least so anything they couldn't afford he would just take. Thought they weren't quite as dirt poor as they were the first time Mystique left and with Lance being18 they all were living under an 'adult'.

"Thanks." Lance said with a smile. He turned back to the others. "So can we please get back to the issue at hand? Which are Pietro's new powers."

SLAM They all jumped as the door flung open. They all ran to the foyer only to see none other than Magneto and Mystique standing in the opening. They all gaped surprised to see either of them much less together. "Exactly what we wish to discuss."

Pietro took his apron clad self to see what the commotion was all about. Upon seeing his father and old principal, he put a hand on his hip and shook his spoon at them.

"Don't you people read the fucking sign!?"

DigitalAngel4U: There are the main X-men: Evolution characters in the story for all the Harry Potter fans. Although others will be mentioned and focused on. Just wanted to work them in before going back to Remus. Hope you liked that little bit. Most of the humor will lie in them. Let me know what you think. Good, Bad all is welcome!