Im doing this so I can get some damn reviews... I still don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, but those pink bunnies are able to terrorize any fic if you pay the downpayment of 1 review. I'm sorry for any inconvience that you may have caused me because I hate you. You don't review my stories!!! (BTW, Read Sprinkles) Now on with Chapter 3
(Scene: everyone has settled into their rooms, Mysterious A, Yami, Yami Bakura, and Bakura are still in the attic with Keith. Start in the attic.....now. *waits* What the hell is taking so long?!? *Rnij runs off with the chapter and Mysterious A has to improvise...*)
Bandit Keith: Why am I here and how did I get here??? And now that I think about it... WHERE IS HERE?!?
Mysterious A: You are here because I didn't invite you here. You got here by means of the Millennium Rod. You are in Hawaii.
Bakura: And she said that with a straight face??? Damn she's good...
Yami: EEP!!! *hides in corner and runs into Yami Bakura* Hey!!! Get out of my way you baka tomb robber!!!!
Yami Bakura: Baka pharaoh...
*Yami and Yami Bakura get into a big fight about who's stupider and there's no way to shut their mouths...*
Mysterious A: SHUT UP OR NO ONE GETS OFF THE ISLAND!!!
Yami and Yami Bakura: *meekly* Yes'm...
Rnij: *poof* GOOD DOGGIE!!! *Joey runs upstairs*
Joey: STOP CALLING ME A DOG!!!
Seto: Yeah...thats my job...
All but Seto: *sweatdrop*
*Rnij, Joey, and Seto poof back out and leave Keith with a very confused look*
Bandit Keith: Do I have to stay in a room with those freaks?
Mysterious A: No, you're stuck in your own room with Bandit Hope waiting on you hand and foot
Bandit Keith: That might not be so bad... Besides, I've never had a servant...
Bakura: She's not a servant...
Yami Bakura: She's a fan!!! ^_^
Mysterious A: *shudder* *anime fall*
Bakura: RUN!!! HELL HAS FROZEN OVER AND PIGS ARE FLYING OVER MY HEAD AND IM...GONNA...HYPERVENTILATE...!!! *Bakura grabs a paper bag and hyperventilates*
Keith: *shudder* That WAS creepy...
Yami Bakura: What... I can be nice and smile when I want to... *starts to blubber*
Mysterious A: Crap...lets get back downstairs...
All: OK!!!
(Back downstairs...)
Rnij: CAN I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION!!!? OUR HOUSE GUEST FOR THE WEEK IS.... *drum roll...* BANDIT KEITH!!!
*Keith is surrounded with millions of fangirls...*
Bandit Keith: MMMMMMPH!!!!!!
Malik: That's what he gets for being in the presence of me...
Bandit Hope: *smacks Malik upside the head* YOU JUST KEEP QUIET!!! DON'T SAY A WORD! GOT IT?!?
Malik: Yes'm...
Mai: *thinking* How will I get to Joseph's room without people noticing me missing...??*
Bandit Hope: *beats all the glomping fangirls off of her Keith...* KEEP *smack* AWAY *bam* FROM *BOOM!!* MY *whack* MAN!!!
Yugi: Remind me not to mess with her...
Bakura: Remind ME not to mess with Keith...
Yami Bakura: Remind me TO mess with Keith... *evil grin*
Mysterious A: You're getting on my nerves... *lets out her ravenous pink bunnies... TEEHEE!!!*
Serenity: Ok, time to go to bed!!
Rnij: NO!!! It's time to torture Tea again!!!
Everyone except Mysterious A and Rnij: *sweatdrop* didn't you kill her...
Malik: Yeah..I did kill her...WHY IS SHE COMING BACK!??!?
Mysterious A: Because I was inspired to make her the tortured. She won't come back after a while. It's only so often you can revive certain people (depending on how many people like that person).
Bandit Keith: Uh...where did Hope go??
Mysterious A: I sent her away because she isn't talking to me.
Keith Fangirl #1: You can just sit right here...
Keith Fangirl #2: and eat these grapes we peeled for you...
Keith Fangirl #3: while drinking this quality wine.
*somewhere else in the world (Mysterious A's closet...)*
Bandit Hope: *gaged so she cant talk until she won't scream* MMPH!!! MMPH!!! *translation: KEITH SAVE ME!!! PLEASE KEITH!! SAVE ME!!*
*back in Hawaii...*
Rnij: Like Mysterious A said, she doesn't know where Bandit Hope is... *whistles that whistle that is supposed to make you innocent but makes you look even more guilty* ...what?
Mysterious A: Because I'm sad and desperate, I'm gonna stop writing this until I GET A GOD DAMNED REVIEW!!!!! *hides chapter 4 in unknown parts (under her pillow)*
Rnij: Now you people have done it...
Mysterious A: *goes into a flash back*... It all started when Rnij bought me my first cards...
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*flashback*
Rnij: Here M. A.Hope you like them. It's the Starter Deck Kaiba!!!!
M. A.: Coolies!!! *takes the cards* Thank you Rnij!!!
Rnij: You're welcome...
M. A.: Lets go to pojo.com...
Rnij: Lets duel...
M. A.: But I want to go to Pojo.com... *starts to whimper*
Rnij: I say we duel to test out our decks and that's final!!
M. A.: fine... *walks off to prepare for the duel*
*end flashback*
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Mysterious A: and that's how the M. became Mysterious, oh yeah...and the reason I dont like not getting reviews...
Rnij: HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! YOU USED A DOUBLE NEGATIVE!!
Mysterious A: so what... *cuddles up to Yami* I need a hug...
Yami: *sigh* *hugs Mysterious A*
All except Mysterious A and Yami: (Rnij: *on her hands* 1...2...3...) AWWWW...!!!
Mysterious A: AND NOW TO LEAVE YOU WITH A CLIFF-HANGER!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Rnij: *Ties a rope around Yugi, Mai, Joey, Kaiba, and Pegasus's necks* See the chairs below them...
Audience: *nods*
Rnij: GOOD!!! ^_^ Now, if you review, you can pick the one to die. All it takes is to push that little purple button at the bottom to vote.
Mysterious A: Go ahead and press it...I promise I won't bite....!! *shows fangs*
Kaiba: Why oh why did I make those stupid starter decks...?
(Scene: everyone has settled into their rooms, Mysterious A, Yami, Yami Bakura, and Bakura are still in the attic with Keith. Start in the attic.....now. *waits* What the hell is taking so long?!? *Rnij runs off with the chapter and Mysterious A has to improvise...*)
Bandit Keith: Why am I here and how did I get here??? And now that I think about it... WHERE IS HERE?!?
Mysterious A: You are here because I didn't invite you here. You got here by means of the Millennium Rod. You are in Hawaii.
Bakura: And she said that with a straight face??? Damn she's good...
Yami: EEP!!! *hides in corner and runs into Yami Bakura* Hey!!! Get out of my way you baka tomb robber!!!!
Yami Bakura: Baka pharaoh...
*Yami and Yami Bakura get into a big fight about who's stupider and there's no way to shut their mouths...*
Mysterious A: SHUT UP OR NO ONE GETS OFF THE ISLAND!!!
Yami and Yami Bakura: *meekly* Yes'm...
Rnij: *poof* GOOD DOGGIE!!! *Joey runs upstairs*
Joey: STOP CALLING ME A DOG!!!
Seto: Yeah...thats my job...
All but Seto: *sweatdrop*
*Rnij, Joey, and Seto poof back out and leave Keith with a very confused look*
Bandit Keith: Do I have to stay in a room with those freaks?
Mysterious A: No, you're stuck in your own room with Bandit Hope waiting on you hand and foot
Bandit Keith: That might not be so bad... Besides, I've never had a servant...
Bakura: She's not a servant...
Yami Bakura: She's a fan!!! ^_^
Mysterious A: *shudder* *anime fall*
Bakura: RUN!!! HELL HAS FROZEN OVER AND PIGS ARE FLYING OVER MY HEAD AND IM...GONNA...HYPERVENTILATE...!!! *Bakura grabs a paper bag and hyperventilates*
Keith: *shudder* That WAS creepy...
Yami Bakura: What... I can be nice and smile when I want to... *starts to blubber*
Mysterious A: Crap...lets get back downstairs...
All: OK!!!
(Back downstairs...)
Rnij: CAN I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION!!!? OUR HOUSE GUEST FOR THE WEEK IS.... *drum roll...* BANDIT KEITH!!!
*Keith is surrounded with millions of fangirls...*
Bandit Keith: MMMMMMPH!!!!!!
Malik: That's what he gets for being in the presence of me...
Bandit Hope: *smacks Malik upside the head* YOU JUST KEEP QUIET!!! DON'T SAY A WORD! GOT IT?!?
Malik: Yes'm...
Mai: *thinking* How will I get to Joseph's room without people noticing me missing...??*
Bandit Hope: *beats all the glomping fangirls off of her Keith...* KEEP *smack* AWAY *bam* FROM *BOOM!!* MY *whack* MAN!!!
Yugi: Remind me not to mess with her...
Bakura: Remind ME not to mess with Keith...
Yami Bakura: Remind me TO mess with Keith... *evil grin*
Mysterious A: You're getting on my nerves... *lets out her ravenous pink bunnies... TEEHEE!!!*
Serenity: Ok, time to go to bed!!
Rnij: NO!!! It's time to torture Tea again!!!
Everyone except Mysterious A and Rnij: *sweatdrop* didn't you kill her...
Malik: Yeah..I did kill her...WHY IS SHE COMING BACK!??!?
Mysterious A: Because I was inspired to make her the tortured. She won't come back after a while. It's only so often you can revive certain people (depending on how many people like that person).
Bandit Keith: Uh...where did Hope go??
Mysterious A: I sent her away because she isn't talking to me.
Keith Fangirl #1: You can just sit right here...
Keith Fangirl #2: and eat these grapes we peeled for you...
Keith Fangirl #3: while drinking this quality wine.
*somewhere else in the world (Mysterious A's closet...)*
Bandit Hope: *gaged so she cant talk until she won't scream* MMPH!!! MMPH!!! *translation: KEITH SAVE ME!!! PLEASE KEITH!! SAVE ME!!*
*back in Hawaii...*
Rnij: Like Mysterious A said, she doesn't know where Bandit Hope is... *whistles that whistle that is supposed to make you innocent but makes you look even more guilty* ...what?
Mysterious A: Because I'm sad and desperate, I'm gonna stop writing this until I GET A GOD DAMNED REVIEW!!!!! *hides chapter 4 in unknown parts (under her pillow)*
Rnij: Now you people have done it...
Mysterious A: *goes into a flash back*... It all started when Rnij bought me my first cards...
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*flashback*
Rnij: Here M. A.Hope you like them. It's the Starter Deck Kaiba!!!!
M. A.: Coolies!!! *takes the cards* Thank you Rnij!!!
Rnij: You're welcome...
M. A.: Lets go to pojo.com...
Rnij: Lets duel...
M. A.: But I want to go to Pojo.com... *starts to whimper*
Rnij: I say we duel to test out our decks and that's final!!
M. A.: fine... *walks off to prepare for the duel*
*end flashback*
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Mysterious A: and that's how the M. became Mysterious, oh yeah...and the reason I dont like not getting reviews...
Rnij: HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! YOU USED A DOUBLE NEGATIVE!!
Mysterious A: so what... *cuddles up to Yami* I need a hug...
Yami: *sigh* *hugs Mysterious A*
All except Mysterious A and Yami: (Rnij: *on her hands* 1...2...3...) AWWWW...!!!
Mysterious A: AND NOW TO LEAVE YOU WITH A CLIFF-HANGER!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Rnij: *Ties a rope around Yugi, Mai, Joey, Kaiba, and Pegasus's necks* See the chairs below them...
Audience: *nods*
Rnij: GOOD!!! ^_^ Now, if you review, you can pick the one to die. All it takes is to push that little purple button at the bottom to vote.
Mysterious A: Go ahead and press it...I promise I won't bite....!! *shows fangs*
Kaiba: Why oh why did I make those stupid starter decks...?