Mysterious A: Due to the fact that there are Tea-lovers and Tea-haters, and the fact my partner in crime arent here, I will be doing the show myself and I promise not to kill Tea, but I'll have to hurt her occasionally if I want a big audience.
Rnij: *cant steal this chapter because she is in Disney World*
Audience: O.o...
Yami Bakura: Because Rnij isn't here to give us weapons of mass destruction, I will make Mysterious A get them for me and Malik!!
Mysterious A: No you won't...
Malik: Yes he will...
Yami Mysterious A: shut up before I send you to the Shadow Realm...
Malik and Yami Bakura: Make us!!! :-P
*Yami Mysterious A sends Malik and Yami Bakura to the Shadow Realm until they are needed in the show*
Mysterious A: Thanks Yami!! ^_^
Y. Mysterious A: You're welcome Hikari!! ^_^
Yugi: Too cheerful for even me and Yami...
Yami: You said it...
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(Group 1 is getting settled in when they hear a large crash upstairs and Drakohn can be heard from "secret" island...)
Drakohn: *in far away voice yet very close...* I DIDNT DO IT!!!!!
(A/N: I'll put the groups up every chapter so you don't forget! And I will do fan-inserts if you give a Bio...such as:
Name: Mysterious A
Nickname: See name
Age: Guess!!!
Gender: Uh...i was Female the last time i checked...*looks down* YEP ^_^!!! Still female!
Favorite Character: Uh...leaning between Yami, Seto (yes... i scare myself...), and the Bishie boys...(Bakura and Yami Bakura)
Most hated character: Rhino Boy!!! (from another fic, but cant remember...)
Millennium Item (If any)- Uh...it was the necklace before i knew what Tauk and Ankh meant... then it was the Earrings, but dey was stupid...so then it was the Sword, but that's already taken and i know i need to re-do chappies 1-3 because of that.... and now its a Sickle, but i like saying its a Scythe better because it sounds better so I have a Sickle and i call it the Millennium Scythe!!And as of June 6th, I now have the Millennium Pendant! Take that Serendipity!!^_^
Personality of Yami (if you have one in your *if* Millennium Item)- Like me but different...if that helps, but then again, I know myself ^_^
Who you want killed (the ones hanging from the chairs)-dun care...after all...its my ficcie!!! ^_^
And that's all you have to fill out. Only in reviews. Please leave some at the door! Thank you and have a good day! ^_^)
(Rooms again...:Room 1-Mysterious A, Bakura, Duke, Malik, Yami Bakura, Mai ~~~ Room 2: Rnij, Yami Malik, Seto, Joey, Tristan, Serenity ~~~ Room 3: any guests...)
Mysterious A: NOOOOO.....!!!!!!
Bakura: What did you forget now...?
Mai: I know you feel sorry for not putting me and Joseph in the same room...but you can make it up to me by putting Serenity in here in place of me... *pats Mysterious A on the back* there there...its ok...
Yami Mysterious A: *comes out of whatever Millennium Item her Hikari has now...* YOU SELF-ABSORBED S.O.B.!!! SHE'S NOT CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT!!!! *punches Mai so hard it would crack the skull of a normal person, but with being Mai, it leaves a very bad and swelling bruise on her head...*
Mysterious A: *broken sobs are heard by Mai during this...* I'm crying because I forgot to put Mokuba in a room...
Bakura: Is that all??? *rolls over on his side and laughs*
Y. Mysterious A: *glare*
Bakura: *cringe*
Seto: *poof* WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT TO GIVE MY BROTHER A ROOM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mysterious A: GOMEN!!!!!!! I MEANT TO, BUT I FORGOT HE WAS HERE...wait...where is he now...?
Seto: *still shouting...* I NEED TO KICK YOUR...you're right... He isn't here. *starts to yell in broken sobs* WHERE IS HE!!!!????
Everyone: *covering their ears as Y. Mysterious A sends him to the Shadow Realm to join Malik and Yami Bakura*
Mysterious A: For now...I'll put him in the guest bedroom on the 6th floor, until i get him a real room...
Mokuba: *pops up* You forgot to put me in a room.... you are very absent-minded...
Bakura: We all know that about her...
Serendipity: *walks in and hits Rnij over the head with her bazooka (Rnij's Bazooka...)* Have fun in my asylum... *walks out and hits Rnij with the Flamethrower*
Rnij: *rubs where she got hit* That hurt... *chases Serendipity*
(Elsewhere in another Realm...*SHADOW!!!* Ki's kitty cat...)
Malik: Uh...hey Dark Magician...
Yami Bakura: YOU DOLT!! THATS MAHADO!!!
Dark Magician: *moves back in surprise* (translation: *gasp* How did you know my real name?)
Yami Bakura: Millennium Ring happen to ring any bells in that mute head of yours?
Dark Magician: *whacks Yami Bakura over the head with his Mage Staff* (translation: Duh you baka! I died to protect that thing and you STILL have it!?!?)
Malik: Oh...ok then. *speaks so slow that special ed people want him to speak faster...* HI...THERE...MAHADO. IT...NICE...TO...MEET...YOU. I...
Yami Bakura: He's mute, not stupid or slow like you, Inu...
Malik: *hasn't recovered from slow talk...* YOU...CAN...NOT...CALL...ME...SLOW.
Yami Bakura: Yes... I can.
Seto: *who just found them* Do you freak shows know where the hell I am?
Yami Bakura and Malik: THE SHADOW REALM!!! *mist starts swirling around them and the lighting makes their faces look creepier then they already are...^_^*
Seto: My god your visual effects suck...
Fog Machine: *breaks down in a fiery crash* *goes BOOM!!!*
Malik: *covered in soot and flames* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: *cut from metal pieces flying around* BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts to lick his wounds*
Seto: *MAJOR sweatdrop* Uh... ^_^U...
Malik and Yami Bakura: *look up from what they're doing* ...what...?
Seto: *for those of you who couldnt imagine his sweatdrop any bigger...it got bigger and created an new ocean... I OWN MY IMAGINARY OCEAN!!! I'LL CALL IT KAIBA OCEAN!!!!
*and now back to the house where there isnt a crispy Egyptian, blood-loving tomb robber and freaked out CEO...*
Mysterious A: Ok...still haven't gotten anything worth talking about. If you people who call yourselves reviewers read this and DONT review, aren't you basically lying about what you do for a living?
Rnij: *comes back in with many more bumps and bruises then she left with...along with a mangled body that doesn't actually look too mangled up now that I think about it...* She...sure...can...run!!!
Mysterious A: *sigh*...dork...
Rnij: WHAT!!! *chases Mysterious A with various sharp and blunt objects laying around the house due to someone's stupidity... (Yami Bakura and Malik)*
Mysterious A: *runs and grabs random items to throw in Rnij's path*
Bakura: -_-U...Due to the Authoresses temporary insanity, I will be hosting this for now...
Yami Bakura: *in disembodied voice* Noooo...youuuu...woooooont...
Bakura: Oh just cut the crap... (A/N: Rnij: YAY!! Bakuwe gots an attitude!!! Mysterious A: *smacks her upside the head*...dork...)
Yami Mysterious A: Ok...you can come back if...IF you can manage an apology to my hikari and the dork...
Yami Rnij: HEY!!! WAIT A...never mind that...my hikari is a dork...
Rnij: *stops chasing Mysterious A* IM A WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *chases after her yami...*
Mysterious A: She's doomed...
Yami Mysterious A: You said it...
(Ok, Will Yami Rnij be saved from her insane hikari? Will Yami Bakura, Malik and Seto ever return from the Shadow Realm? *cheesy visual effects go off again* Will they ever get that fixed? Will anyone give me any ideas for the next chapter? Will someone review (who matters) and tell me who to kill off who is hanging from the chairs? I STILL DONT KNOW!!! 'Til next time!! I'm Mysterious A and that mangled up body and the one hitting it is my partner in crime and her yami, Rnij and Yami Rnij!!!
All: Ja-Ne!!!!
Rnij: *cant steal this chapter because she is in Disney World*
Audience: O.o...
Yami Bakura: Because Rnij isn't here to give us weapons of mass destruction, I will make Mysterious A get them for me and Malik!!
Mysterious A: No you won't...
Malik: Yes he will...
Yami Mysterious A: shut up before I send you to the Shadow Realm...
Malik and Yami Bakura: Make us!!! :-P
*Yami Mysterious A sends Malik and Yami Bakura to the Shadow Realm until they are needed in the show*
Mysterious A: Thanks Yami!! ^_^
Y. Mysterious A: You're welcome Hikari!! ^_^
Yugi: Too cheerful for even me and Yami...
Yami: You said it...
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(Group 1 is getting settled in when they hear a large crash upstairs and Drakohn can be heard from "secret" island...)
Drakohn: *in far away voice yet very close...* I DIDNT DO IT!!!!!
(A/N: I'll put the groups up every chapter so you don't forget! And I will do fan-inserts if you give a Bio...such as:
Name: Mysterious A
Nickname: See name
Age: Guess!!!
Gender: Uh...i was Female the last time i checked...*looks down* YEP ^_^!!! Still female!
Favorite Character: Uh...leaning between Yami, Seto (yes... i scare myself...), and the Bishie boys...(Bakura and Yami Bakura)
Most hated character: Rhino Boy!!! (from another fic, but cant remember...)
Millennium Item (If any)- Uh...it was the necklace before i knew what Tauk and Ankh meant... then it was the Earrings, but dey was stupid...so then it was the Sword, but that's already taken and i know i need to re-do chappies 1-3 because of that.... and now its a Sickle, but i like saying its a Scythe better because it sounds better so I have a Sickle and i call it the Millennium Scythe!!And as of June 6th, I now have the Millennium Pendant! Take that Serendipity!!^_^
Personality of Yami (if you have one in your *if* Millennium Item)- Like me but different...if that helps, but then again, I know myself ^_^
Who you want killed (the ones hanging from the chairs)-dun care...after all...its my ficcie!!! ^_^
And that's all you have to fill out. Only in reviews. Please leave some at the door! Thank you and have a good day! ^_^)
(Rooms again...:Room 1-Mysterious A, Bakura, Duke, Malik, Yami Bakura, Mai ~~~ Room 2: Rnij, Yami Malik, Seto, Joey, Tristan, Serenity ~~~ Room 3: any guests...)
Mysterious A: NOOOOO.....!!!!!!
Bakura: What did you forget now...?
Mai: I know you feel sorry for not putting me and Joseph in the same room...but you can make it up to me by putting Serenity in here in place of me... *pats Mysterious A on the back* there there...its ok...
Yami Mysterious A: *comes out of whatever Millennium Item her Hikari has now...* YOU SELF-ABSORBED S.O.B.!!! SHE'S NOT CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT!!!! *punches Mai so hard it would crack the skull of a normal person, but with being Mai, it leaves a very bad and swelling bruise on her head...*
Mysterious A: *broken sobs are heard by Mai during this...* I'm crying because I forgot to put Mokuba in a room...
Bakura: Is that all??? *rolls over on his side and laughs*
Y. Mysterious A: *glare*
Bakura: *cringe*
Seto: *poof* WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT TO GIVE MY BROTHER A ROOM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mysterious A: GOMEN!!!!!!! I MEANT TO, BUT I FORGOT HE WAS HERE...wait...where is he now...?
Seto: *still shouting...* I NEED TO KICK YOUR...you're right... He isn't here. *starts to yell in broken sobs* WHERE IS HE!!!!????
Everyone: *covering their ears as Y. Mysterious A sends him to the Shadow Realm to join Malik and Yami Bakura*
Mysterious A: For now...I'll put him in the guest bedroom on the 6th floor, until i get him a real room...
Mokuba: *pops up* You forgot to put me in a room.... you are very absent-minded...
Bakura: We all know that about her...
Serendipity: *walks in and hits Rnij over the head with her bazooka (Rnij's Bazooka...)* Have fun in my asylum... *walks out and hits Rnij with the Flamethrower*
Rnij: *rubs where she got hit* That hurt... *chases Serendipity*
(Elsewhere in another Realm...*SHADOW!!!* Ki's kitty cat...)
Malik: Uh...hey Dark Magician...
Yami Bakura: YOU DOLT!! THATS MAHADO!!!
Dark Magician: *moves back in surprise* (translation: *gasp* How did you know my real name?)
Yami Bakura: Millennium Ring happen to ring any bells in that mute head of yours?
Dark Magician: *whacks Yami Bakura over the head with his Mage Staff* (translation: Duh you baka! I died to protect that thing and you STILL have it!?!?)
Malik: Oh...ok then. *speaks so slow that special ed people want him to speak faster...* HI...THERE...MAHADO. IT...NICE...TO...MEET...YOU. I...
Yami Bakura: He's mute, not stupid or slow like you, Inu...
Malik: *hasn't recovered from slow talk...* YOU...CAN...NOT...CALL...ME...SLOW.
Yami Bakura: Yes... I can.
Seto: *who just found them* Do you freak shows know where the hell I am?
Yami Bakura and Malik: THE SHADOW REALM!!! *mist starts swirling around them and the lighting makes their faces look creepier then they already are...^_^*
Seto: My god your visual effects suck...
Fog Machine: *breaks down in a fiery crash* *goes BOOM!!!*
Malik: *covered in soot and flames* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yami Bakura: *cut from metal pieces flying around* BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts to lick his wounds*
Seto: *MAJOR sweatdrop* Uh... ^_^U...
Malik and Yami Bakura: *look up from what they're doing* ...what...?
Seto: *for those of you who couldnt imagine his sweatdrop any bigger...it got bigger and created an new ocean... I OWN MY IMAGINARY OCEAN!!! I'LL CALL IT KAIBA OCEAN!!!!
*and now back to the house where there isnt a crispy Egyptian, blood-loving tomb robber and freaked out CEO...*
Mysterious A: Ok...still haven't gotten anything worth talking about. If you people who call yourselves reviewers read this and DONT review, aren't you basically lying about what you do for a living?
Rnij: *comes back in with many more bumps and bruises then she left with...along with a mangled body that doesn't actually look too mangled up now that I think about it...* She...sure...can...run!!!
Mysterious A: *sigh*...dork...
Rnij: WHAT!!! *chases Mysterious A with various sharp and blunt objects laying around the house due to someone's stupidity... (Yami Bakura and Malik)*
Mysterious A: *runs and grabs random items to throw in Rnij's path*
Bakura: -_-U...Due to the Authoresses temporary insanity, I will be hosting this for now...
Yami Bakura: *in disembodied voice* Noooo...youuuu...woooooont...
Bakura: Oh just cut the crap... (A/N: Rnij: YAY!! Bakuwe gots an attitude!!! Mysterious A: *smacks her upside the head*...dork...)
Yami Mysterious A: Ok...you can come back if...IF you can manage an apology to my hikari and the dork...
Yami Rnij: HEY!!! WAIT A...never mind that...my hikari is a dork...
Rnij: *stops chasing Mysterious A* IM A WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *chases after her yami...*
Mysterious A: She's doomed...
Yami Mysterious A: You said it...
(Ok, Will Yami Rnij be saved from her insane hikari? Will Yami Bakura, Malik and Seto ever return from the Shadow Realm? *cheesy visual effects go off again* Will they ever get that fixed? Will anyone give me any ideas for the next chapter? Will someone review (who matters) and tell me who to kill off who is hanging from the chairs? I STILL DONT KNOW!!! 'Til next time!! I'm Mysterious A and that mangled up body and the one hitting it is my partner in crime and her yami, Rnij and Yami Rnij!!!
All: Ja-Ne!!!!