"Sasuke! Wait up!" Sakura called, running to catch up to her love.

"Why are you following me? We have the day off, remember?" Sasuke asked, not looking back at the girl.

"Well..." Sakura didn't really have an excuse that didn't require her to confess her feelings. "I... Iwantedtoknowwhatyouthinkofthosethreeguys!" She finally blurted out.

"You mean those people that fell out of the sky in a Mary Sue fashion?" Sasuke queried, still not looking at Sakura.

"Y-yeah." She confirmed, unknowingly walking closer to Sasuke with each step.

"Well here's my opinion: They're all freaks. The pink haired one is immature, the green haired one is a spoiled brat, and the red haired one... well, I'm sure he's weird too." He concluded, realizing that Hiro hadn't said enough to be judged properly.

"Oh, um, cool." Sakura said; obviously she hadn't been paying attention. She had however managed to get so close to Sasuke's back that if he were to turn around...

Sasuke suddenly turned around for no particular reason and found his lips almost-but-not-quite touching Sakura's.

"GAH!" he exclaimed, jumping back a foot. "Dammit Sakura, don't sneak up on me like that!"

"EEE! My first kiss! From Sasuke! I'm so happy that I could die!" She squealed, jumping up and down like the little fan girl that she is.

"We didn't kiss!" Sasuke shouted, blushing.

"My first kiss, my first kiss, lalalalalala." The girl was now skipping in a circle.

"Our lips didn't even touch!" Sasuke continued.

"Ooh, wait'll Ino hears about this!"

"Will you shut up?" Sasuke exclaimed, pouncing on Sakura and tackling her to the ground.

"UCHIHA!" a voice from within the trees suddenly shouted.

MEANWHILE!

"So, where exactly is this place?" Fujisaki asked after being patched up by Dr. Uzumaki, M.D.

"Weren't you paying attention? This is Konohagakure village." Naruto answered.

"Well yes, I caught that, but where exactly is Konohagakure village?" The green-haired teenager questioned.

"In the fire country." Naruto answered.

"But where is the Fire Country?" Shuichi piped up, stroking his non-existent goatee. Naruto sighed and dove into the pile of miscellaneous crap behind him. After a few minutes, he popped back up and walked over to his table where he laid down a map.

"Right here is the fire country." Naruto circled a large area with his finger. "And this-" he pointed to a spot within the circle, "is Konoha. Get it?"

"Okay!" Shuichi exclaimed. "But just one question: where is Japan?"

"You idiot! Didn't you look at the map? Those continents are nothing like Earth's so we're in a different world!" Suguru shouted, grabbing Shuichi by the collar and shaking him.

"Shut up, I'm trying to sleep." Mumbled Hiro from somewhere to their left. The three looked over to see that the red head had fallen asleep in an unusually large bean bag chair.

"Hey! I'm the one who's supposed to randomly fall asleep around here, not you Hiro!" Shuichi exclaimed, turning into a chibi.

"Whoa! How do you do that?" Naruto asked, picking up the mini-singer in fascination.

"Do what?" Shuichi asked, suddenly returning to normal. The fox boy, no longer able to hold the man's weight, fell over backwards, the singer falling on top of him.

"Oh... My..." Suguru said at the sight. Even Hiro was awake enough to notice the position that Shuichi and Naruto were in. He merely cocked an eyebrow.

The older man was lying on top of the boy, their lips touching. Naruto's arms were above his head while Shuichi had one hand behind Naruto's neck and the other placed on the boy's thigh. The leg that wasn't pinned down was touching Shuichi's.

"Shuichi! Yuki's going to be really pissed off if finds you're cheating on him." Hiro muttered before rolling over to fall back asleep.

"GAH!" Naruto wiggled out from under Shuichi, blushing madly. This was the kind of thing that they didn't teach you to prepare for in the ninja academy.

"Oops, sorry about that." Shuichi laughed nervously, placing a hand behind his head and sweat dropping.

"I-I don't swing that way! L-leave me alone!" Naruto shouted, backing away from Shuichi like he was a large germ.

"What are you, some kind of homophobe?" Shuichi asked, sound very offended.

"No, just... just stay away from me." Naruto was now clear across the room, backed up against the wall.

"Mmm... but you look so hot, little boy." Shuichi teased, smiling mischievously. Naruto's eyes widened in fear and he let out a small whimper.

"Haha! I'm just kidding. You're way too young for me kid. Besides, like Hiro said, Yuki'd kill me if he thought I was cheating on him." Shuichi laughed. Naruto sighed in relief.

"Well, okay. But please stop calling me 'kid'. My name's... Uzumaki Naruto!" He announced, posing as if he were Alex Armstrong from Fullmetal Alchemist.

"You're named after a type of ramen?" Fujisaki asked, raising an eyebrow. Naruto nodded and smiled proudly.

"Well, my name is Shindou Shuichi. And these are my band mates: Fujisaki Suguru," He indicated Fujisaki who nodded, "and Nakano Hiroshi." He pointed to Hiro who merely grunted. (A/N: It's weird writing Bad Luck's last names first like they do in Naruto)

"Good to meet you." Greeted Naruto.

And as Fujisaki stared out the window at the soon-to-be-setting sun, he wondered:

Are pink shirts still considered manly in this world?

"I can hear them outside..." Sakano whimpered, now curled into a fetal position under Suguru's keyboard.

"Oh get over it. We'll just tell them Shuichi has a sore throat and can't sing and we're going to postpone the concert." K said.

"But what if they go on a rampage?" Sakano asked, shuddering at the thought of being torn to shreds by rabid fangirls.

"Don't worry, I'll subdue them." K reassured his panicky co-worker.

"ONE GUN CAN'T CONTROL THOUSANDS OF TEENAGE GIRLS!" Sakano hollered.

"I don't just have one gun." K reminded him as the sound of a helicopter could be heard above them. "Now are you going to join me on the roof or not?" and with that, K set off to get to the roof of the building so he could get in the helicopter awaiting him.

After a few moments of cowering under Suguru's keyboard, Sakano realized that being alone in a room about to be flooded by fangirls wanting a concert from their favorite boy band was rather scary and he got up before darting off to find K and join him in the helicopter.

Yeah... in case you couldn't tell, Bad Luck was supposed perform in one of those indoor theaters.

And no, I can't picture the position that Naruto and Shuichi ended up in either. I just felt like making my Naru-chan freak out.