Mysterious A: It's been a while, hasn't it?

Rnij: DER! Stop with the intro and get to the good stuff!

Mysterious A: Who said I was doing an introduction?

Everyone: glares at Rnij

Rnij: Oh. Oops...

Bakura: Well, now something needs to be done.

Y. Bakura: You're right. Let's torture her!

Mysterious A: Oo NO! No torture, no murder, and no binding anyone! That includes you, Malik.

Malik: oo unties Tea Damn.

Tea: Don't cuss! It's bad for your karma.

Everyone: Oo

Tea: What? I'm not ALL cookies and heart-bubbles. I can be serious, too, ya know!

Yugi: Sure. That straight jacket is helping us believe you, too.

Mai: We're at your hotel-thing, we've been here for what? Two years? Aren't we going to DO anything?

Mysterious A: Hey. It's not my business what you do behind closed doors with Joey.

Joey and Mai: OO WHO TOLD YOU!

Tristan: is not-so-cleverly hiding behind a plant Tee-hee!...

Mysterious A: At least we're doing something as a group. It's just a shame that Mai and Serenity can't keep their hands off Joey and Seto.

Rnij: Um...hello? I'm still here!

Mysterious A: So, what games do you think we should play?

Rnij: Oo Maybe we should- gets cut off

Yami: We should play "I Never".

Everyone except Yami and Mysterious A: What's that?

Mysterious A: It's simple. We go in a circle, saying things we've never done. If you HAVE done what the person said, you either have to throw a penny in a pile, or take a drink. Depending on how you play the game. Safely or Drunken.

Yami: From experience, it's MUCH more fun if we play with alcohol.

Malik: Sounds good to me. conjures a HUGE liquor cabinet

Mysterious A: I don't want to know...

Malik: Teehee...!

Y. Malik: Oo MY PERSONAL COLLECTION! NOOO!

Mysterious A: Oh, shut it and sit down.

Everyone: sits in a circle with a bottle of alcohol in their laps

Yami: Since I thought of it, I'll decide who goes first. thinks for a little bit Serenity! You go first.

Serenity: Um...I never killed a person.

Seto, Malik, Y. Malik, Y. Bakura, and Yami: take a drink

Serenity: Ok, it's your turn, Malik.

Malik: I've never tasted blood.

Y. Bakura and Rnij: takes a drink

Malik: Tea.

Tea: I never kissed a girl.

Bakura, Y. Bakura, Seto, Malik, Y. Malik, Yami, Isis, and Joey: take a drink

Everyone except Isis: WHAT!

Isis: It was a LONG time ago. A result of "Truth or Dare". Go, Bakura.

Bakura: I've never had sex.

Everyone with the exception of Bakura, Yugi, and Serenity: take a drink

Bakura: Your turn, Yugi.

Yugi: I've never had alcohol.

Everyone except Yugi: take a drink

Yugi: I'm so sheltered... It's your turn, Joey.

Joey: I've never gone so long without food.

Everyone except Joey: take a drink

Joey: Mai?

Mai: I've never participated in gym class.

Everyone except Yugi and Mai: take a drink

I hope you enjoyed the update. I know it's not much, but at least it's here.

I apologize for any inconsistencies, and feel free to e-mail me about them.

Oh, and the disclaimer here will prevent anyone from making a buck off a poor authoress.

Disclaimer: Hey, it's me. Disclaimer. I'm over-worked. But that won't stop me from telling you that Mysterious A nor Rnij own Yu-Gi-Oh! or anything else, for that matter. They barely own the clothes on their backs. It's true, but sad.

Mysterious A: Damn disclaimer. Jane! waves