"Once upon a time, during one of the many battles between a Phantom Thief and the Police, the Police cornered the Thief on the top of a building. The Police took much cheer in this and began to demand that the Thief surrender himself to them. Instead of obeying their commands, the Thief perched on the edge of the rooftop and began to casually shout insults at the Police below. Enraged, the head Inspector sent 5 of his men up to capture the roguish Thief.
The Thief laughed and disappeared onto the roof as the Officers scurried up. As the Officers disappeared from sight, screams echoed out and the sound of fight could be heard as the building began to shake as if an earthquake had caught it.
Then there was silence.
The Thief re-appeared on the edge of the rooftop, grinning broadly and taunting the Officers below even more, adding colourful phrases in foreign languages.
This pissed off the inspector even more, and he sent 10 of his men scurrying up the side of the building to capture the Thief. The Thief just laughed and disappeared from view again.
As soon as the last of the Officers disappeared from sight, screams and shouts began to echo out from the top of the building and cards and small clouds of smoke and what appeared to be small feathers began to fly up into the air as the building rocked and shook to it's very foundations.
Then there was silence.
Once more, the Thief re-appeared, a grin stretched from ear to ear as he taunted the Officers below with colour phrases in different languages and various hand gestures that should not be repeated.
Furious beyond belief, the Inspector sent 50 of his men up to capture the Thief The Thief just laughed merrily, once more disappearing from view.
As soon as the last officer disappeared over the side of the building, the building began to bounce and shake as if it were made of pudding and large quantities of feathers began to fly into the air, clouds of smoke concealing them as they drifted down, and things that might have been handcuffs or parts of handcuffs flew everywhere.
And in the mist of all this, a lone Officer, looking quite mussed up, crawled to the edge of the building and shouted a weak cry of warning down to his colleagues below.
"It's a trap!" He called. "He's got pigeons too!!!"
The end."
A few classmates broke into polite applause as Kuroba ended his tale with a grin, anticipating Aoko's thunderous reaction and probable chase around the room.
Hakuba merely arched an amused eyebrow. "Giving away trade secrets now are we?"
-fin-
This is based off a story I heard at Scottish Faire years and years ago.
The orginal is about one of the many battles between the Irish and the British. The punchline was that there were 2 Irish on the other side of the hill, instead of just the one that was taunting the troop. ^^;;
And once again, we accidently insult Hakuba... sorry, dude.
The Thief laughed and disappeared onto the roof as the Officers scurried up. As the Officers disappeared from sight, screams echoed out and the sound of fight could be heard as the building began to shake as if an earthquake had caught it.
Then there was silence.
The Thief re-appeared on the edge of the rooftop, grinning broadly and taunting the Officers below even more, adding colourful phrases in foreign languages.
This pissed off the inspector even more, and he sent 10 of his men scurrying up the side of the building to capture the Thief. The Thief just laughed and disappeared from view again.
As soon as the last of the Officers disappeared from sight, screams and shouts began to echo out from the top of the building and cards and small clouds of smoke and what appeared to be small feathers began to fly up into the air as the building rocked and shook to it's very foundations.
Then there was silence.
Once more, the Thief re-appeared, a grin stretched from ear to ear as he taunted the Officers below with colour phrases in different languages and various hand gestures that should not be repeated.
Furious beyond belief, the Inspector sent 50 of his men up to capture the Thief The Thief just laughed merrily, once more disappearing from view.
As soon as the last officer disappeared over the side of the building, the building began to bounce and shake as if it were made of pudding and large quantities of feathers began to fly into the air, clouds of smoke concealing them as they drifted down, and things that might have been handcuffs or parts of handcuffs flew everywhere.
And in the mist of all this, a lone Officer, looking quite mussed up, crawled to the edge of the building and shouted a weak cry of warning down to his colleagues below.
"It's a trap!" He called. "He's got pigeons too!!!"
The end."
A few classmates broke into polite applause as Kuroba ended his tale with a grin, anticipating Aoko's thunderous reaction and probable chase around the room.
Hakuba merely arched an amused eyebrow. "Giving away trade secrets now are we?"
-fin-
This is based off a story I heard at Scottish Faire years and years ago.
The orginal is about one of the many battles between the Irish and the British. The punchline was that there were 2 Irish on the other side of the hill, instead of just the one that was taunting the troop. ^^;;
And once again, we accidently insult Hakuba... sorry, dude.