Disclaimer: Douglas Adams kicks an excessive amount of ass. He owns just about everything here.
Notes: Hey, guess what. I'm a nerd. Read on to see how.
More notes: PG-13 for slash (Arthur x Ford)
"Crap!" yelled Kay, whom you've never heard of before. She does, if fact, though, have something to do with the story. We'll talk about her later, though…
Ford tiptoed through the Heart Of Gold, in hopes of not waking anyone up. Unfortunately, someone who's name starts with an A and end with –rthur, happened to be already awake.
"Where are you going?" He asked, after the door politely expressed its gratitude for existing as a door.
"Who? I'm not going anywhere." Ford said, even though both of them knew whom Arthur was talking to and that Ford was going somewhere.
At this point, Arthur decided he didn't want to know.
"Ah, okay." He said as he turned back into his room.
Ford tiptoed on. All the way down to Zaphod's room.
Fenchurch asked what the hell Kay was doing, politely. Kay replied that her friend Jason is an idiot and this spaceship will not fly. Fenchurch asked if they were crazy, and told her that was NASA's job. Kay explained that Jason works for NASA, and should have gone to collage, though no one was really sure of that.
Zaphod was very angry at being awake. He was directing this anger at Ford, because, at the moment, he hated his semi-cousin.
"What the hell does you're ugly head want?" He asked, as politely as possible.
"I want Arthur." Ford said.
"… excuse me?"