Oh em gee, it's been 5 frillion years. Sorry.
The movie was okay? I loved the design for the Heart of Gold, though. Hated that love story drilled in there.
Disclaimer: Douglas Adams is Supreme Overlord of Everything Ever. Bow. Now.
Feldspar waltzed onto the bridge like he owned the place. Ford rolled his eyes and told Zaphod to set a course for Earth, because he knew Zaphod wouldn't like Feldspar's ditzy attitude.
Arthur sat in a chair, and wished he knew what was going on.
Feldspar took a seat right next to Arthur. Arthur was very very still. He wasn't sure how to handle this boy. Should he be scared? He didn't know, but he wasn't going to risk being wrong.
As if to make sure Arthur was really, really, really uncomfortable, Feldspar turned to Arthur and grinned a Ford Prefect grin.
"Hello! How are you this fine… uh, what time is it?"
"I… don't… uh, know." Arthur was cautious about his answer.
"Hm. Well, how are you, anyway?"
"F-Fine…"
"Well, good then. Ford! Where's Kay!"
Ford turned and looked at Feldspar. He was pretty dumb, but he knew he would keep his sister occupied. Not that he didn't like his sister, he did. It was just… well, he didn't want her meddling around with Arthur and him. As soon as she saw what was going on, she would have her 22-year-old, ginger-haired hands all over it.
"She's on Earth. And, hey! Look! There it is." Ford replied.
About ten minutes later, Kay was sitting in a chair on the bridge, watching Fenchurch, Arthur and Trillian play scrabble. She turned to see her brother and Zaphod talking… probably about alcohol or sex. Then she noticed something. Something in her brother's eyes. He tried to seewho or whathe was looking at, and he was staring at either Trillian, or that Arthur boy. She truly hoped it was Arthur, if only for the fun she could have.
Suckysuckysucky. S-okay, feel free to shoot me in the face.