Hiya peoples, it's me again, surprise, surprise. I hoped you liked Anime Amore, and for anyone who didn't read it and likes strange, twisted humor and romance, I highly recommend you read it. I think you'll like it.
Anyway, this story is called Switched, and it should be veeeeeeeeeery interesting to see what I come up with (grinning maniacally) muahaha…I have a twisted mind when I get bored…well, I have a twisted mind anyway but…it's worse when I'm bored. And I happen to be bored a lot…MUAHAHA
Yahiko: No! Not the scary laugh again! trembles
Me: oo;; Cheer up Yahiko, you'll be in this story too.
Yahiko: Really? Cool!
Sano: Hey, am I gonna be in this story?
Me: Ya I think so, why?
Sano: Well I was wonderin' if you maybe could poof me some sake or somethin…
Me: Not a chance.
Sano: Well, you can't blame a man for tryin, right?
Me: Good point. I respect that. But no. And now, since you're right here, and Yahiko can't do it because he's psychotic (Yahiko: HEY!), how bout the disclaimer?
Sano: Only if you poof me some sake.
Me: Ok, ok, fine.
Sano: YAY! Kitty doesn't own Rurouni Kenshin but she wishes she does.
Me: Good job.
a sake jug appears in front of Sano
Sano: Hey! It's empty!
Me: No it's not-there's one drop! So, HA! You never said how much!
Sano: grumble Whatever…
Me: Now, after an extremely long author's note, ON WITH THE FIC!
Note: Even though Kaoru and Kenshin switch bodies, I will still refer to Kaoru as Kaoru and Kenshin as Kenshin. You will just have to picture Kenshin or Kaoru's soul in the other's body.
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Switched
It was a peaceful day in Tokyo. The birds were singing, the bees were buzzing, and-
"YAHIKO YOU BRAT! Don't call me ugly! That's 1,000 extra swings, and then you have to clean the entire dojo!"
"WHAT!"
…OK, so maybe I lied. But this was a normal occurrence at the Kamiya Dojo, and happened almost every day (in fact, the only time it didn't happen was when some crazy, psychotic swordsman came to challenge Kenshin to a fight, but that wasn't much better).
But then, a good thing happened:
"Whatever, Yahiko. I'm going to the market now, so just finish your swings and then clean the dojo, k?
"Whatever…"
Kaoru walked outside, stretching her arms. "yawn Kenshin? I'm going to the market, would you like to come with me?"
Kenshin looked up from the laundry.
"Certainly, Kaoru-dono. Sessa would love to accompany you."
So they walked down the path, tofu bucket in hand, just like a married couple would. And that is what both of them were thinking about at that very moment. Kaoru was thinking about how much she loved him, and wished he loved her, and Kenshin was thinking about how he wished he could love her, but was too tainted. And they were thinking these thoughts when they came upon a mysterious stranger…
"Good morning" Said Kaoru, waving to the old, witchlike figure, stooped at the side of the road. But Kenshin was worried. The strange person didn't seem to have a ki at all! And unless they were an expert at masking their ki, which he doubted, they would have to be…well…dead. He could not figure it out.
Meanwhile, Kaoru had stopped to chat with the figure. But it seemed to already know them…
"Hello, Ms. Kamiya. Hello, Mr. Himura. I know what you both desire and since you have honorable hearts, I shall give you a chance to get your greatest wish."
Then they started mumbling some old words from a different language, and a bright light surrounded Kenshin and Kaoru. The last thing either of them could remember was Kenshin grasping Kaoru's hand as they slowly lost consciousness.
In a few hours…
Kenshin woke up to a throbbing head. "Orororo…what happened, de gozaru ka? One thing we were walking to the market, and then the next, we were enveloped in white light and…" Suddenly Kenshin remembered, and looked about for the figure. But they were long gone. It was then Kenshin remembered that he was still holding Kaoru's hand. He blushed slightly, and was about to let go, but…when did Kaoru's hand get that calloused? He knew she had practiced kendo all her life, but still…and he didn't think her hand was that big…he looked down and suddenly squealed, but it came out much higher pitched and squeaky than was normal.
"Oro! Sessha has…grown breasts! And…what is this one wearing!"
Suddenly he looked down at 'Kaoru,' and let out a scream about 2 octaves higher than normal.
Kaoru suddenly bolted up right, and looked at Kenshin, startled. 'Hey! She thought! That doesn't look like Kenshin! That looks exactly like…'
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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Look, a cliffie! MUAHAHA! I hope you all liked it and don't kill me for that cliffhanger! dodging random rotten fruits, vegetables, and flamingos Owee! Ok, ok! I'll update soon!
Kenshin: Was it really necessary to switch our bodies? Couldn't you have just made us kiss or something, de gozaru ka?
Kaoru: Yeah!
Me: OH, don't worry…you'll kiss plenty in the later chapters…muahaha. I'm also going to make some waffy one-shots too, so don't worry. Pleeeeeeeeenty of romance.
Kaoru: Good. Leans up and kisses Kenshin Although, since you got us together, do you really need to make us fall in love again?
Me: I have too many ideas for you guys to fall in love (courtesy of math class). Just go with it, k?
Kenshin and Kaoru: Alright, fine…goes off to find a room while kissing passionately
Me: chasing after them You're not even married! Think about the consequences!
Random reviewers: 0o;;
Oh well, til next chapter! Sayonara!