Hiya peoples, it's me, Kitty! I'm back with another chappie of switched! I'm on a roll! Hope you like it!
Yahiko: Like it? How could anyone like it!
Me: Well, for your information, I got a reviewer and they added it to their favorite stories list, so ha (sticks tongue out at Yahiko)
Yahiko: ONE REVIEWER? That's it? Ahahahaha! (rolls on ground laughing)
Me: Yeah well, I'm sure I'll get more later (please people, I'm desperate!). Isn't that right? (chokes Yahiko)
Kenshin: I recommend anger management, de gozaru yo…
Me: What was that!
Kenshin: I said …I recommend gangster banishment, de gozaru yo! Yes, that's it! Hehehe…(sighs)
Sano: Kenshin! I thought we were friends! (runs off crying)
Kenshin: Wait Sano! I didn't mean it that way!
Kaoru: Can we just get on with the story!
Me: Oh, yeah. Sure (tosses Yahiko to Kaoru, pulling out bokken) I don't own anything related to Rurouni Kenshin. Now, ON WITH THE FIC!
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Last time on Switched:
Kaoru suddenly bolted up right, and looked at Kenshin, startled. 'Hey! She thought! That doesn't look like Kenshin! That looks exactly like…'
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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"K-Kenshin?"
"Hai, Kaoru-dono, it seems we are in a quite a predicament, de gozaru yo…"
"HOW CAN YOU JUST SIT THERE SO CALMLY? YOU'RE IN MY BODY FOR KAMI-SAMA'S SAKE!"
Kenshin sweatdropped. "Well, Kaoru-dono, sessha doesn't know how to fix the situation, so we might as well make the best of it, de gozaru yo…the person by the road is gone though…"
Kaoru looked around, realizing Kenshin was right. "Do you really think it was the person by the road? They did say they knew what we both wanted, but I didn't want to switch bodies, did you?"
"No, Kaoru-dono, sessha did not. But we'd better start heading home, unless we want Sano and Yahiko tracking looking for us."
"But Kenshin! You're me, and…I'm you! Won't they notice something's wrong?"
"Well, we could just tell them that we've switched bodies, and they'll-"
"Think we're insane! We can't tell them or they'll lock us in a mental hospital for the rest of our lives! (a/n I don't think they had those back then, but just go with it, k?) We've got to pretend to be each other until we find a way back into our own bodies!"
Kenshin stood, and helped Kaoru to her feet. A passing couple stared at them oddly before walking down the path.
"You're right, Kaoru-do-I mean Kenshin. We've got to act like each other, de gozaru yo."
"Um, Kaoru? I don't say that, de gozaru yo…or sessha."
"Oh yes, of course. I think we should head back then, Kenshin."
"Right, Kaoru-dono. Sessha thinks we should leave now before it gets dark, de gozaru yo."
Kaoru beamed, it wasn't that hard to act like Kenshin. She was very proud of herself. But, since I'm an evil Fanfiction authoress, of course the walk back to the dojo was not uneventful. For right as they passed by a deserted alley, two large, sleazy men stepped out in front of them (a/n so I guess the alley wasn't deserted after all, lol).
"Hey, pretty lady. (hic) Wanna have some fun?" One man said. His speech was slurred, and Kenshin and Kaoru could smell the sake on his breath.
Just then, the men lumbered forward. "Come with us if you don't want to get hurt. Got that?" Said the second one. He started to reach into his coat pocket, and Kenshin realized that he had a hidden sword there.
As a reflex, Kenshin said "Kaoru-dono, stay back."
"Um, Kenshin? It's not me they're after actually…" Kaoru replied.
Kenshin realized this too, and started to reach for his sacabatou, when he realized: Kaoru had his sword! And Kaoru had not brought her bokken because Kenshin would be with her. 'Oh no…" Thought Kenshin, as the thugs stepped closer, the moonlight reflecting off their now-drawn swords. 'This isn't going to be pretty, de gozaru yo…'
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Hiya peoples! Was it good? Bad? Please review!
Yahiko: I'd go with the second one…
Kaoru: Yeah, I'd have to go with Yahiko on this one. How come we have to be harassed by thugs? I thought this was a romance fic!
Yahiko: Yeah, and they went after Kenshin…that's just wrong…
Me: Well sorry, but I need to keep my readers around! Can't have it boring, now, can we? And, as for the romance, there will be plenty in the later chapters, don't worry…oh, and to my one and only reviewer, (drum roll) Mori'quessir! Thank you so much! And OMG you put me on your favorite stories list! That means so much to me! And I promise to update soon! If I had a million yen, I'd give it to you (well, some to you, I'd keep the rest. lol)!
Yahiko: What about me? I want a million yen too!
Sano: Yeah, me too!
Yahiko: Don't give it to him! He'd just gamble it all!
Sano: Would not!
Yahiko: Would to!
(Yahiko jumps up and gnaws on Sano's head, Sano cussing the whole time)
Me: And now would be a good time to say…ORO! Oh well. Review please! Til next time, sayonara!