Sorry it took so long to update! Started a new fic that took up more time than I expected.
PS-Own nothing.
Enjoy!
Finally, Kuwabaka was back in his cage.
Rinku had braved perils unimaginable to save his little pet, and had, at last, succeeded. He'd had to remove nearly everything under Chu's bed to get to the little hamster. He thought he might have a deeper understanding of the meaning of "childhood trauma" now. He'd found moldy food, empty bottles, sweaty socks, videos, magazines, women's underwear (which he hoped Chu had only kept as souveniers) and a little, stuffed, Taz-manian devil.
He was almost through shoving all Chu's belongings back into their rightful place, when Chu walked through the door. What should he see? Rinku on all fours, beside his bed, and the four magazines lying in front of him. The four Playboy magazines, to be exact.
A few minutes later, downstairs...
"C'mon mates! Help me out! I don't know howta talk to the kid about... well... THAT!"
"Don't look at us. We're not fathers," Touya said bluntly.
"Well I'm not either! One o' ya has to know a little more bout this than me!"
"Maybe yer not his ol' man, but yer the closest to kin the lad's got. Yer tellin' him!"
"Jin's right. He looks at you as a father figure, or perhaps, a big brother. In either case, you should be the one to guide him." Chu was starting to hate that ice apparition...
"I don't know the first thing about... The Talk!"
"The way you chase "sheilas", you should be an old pro," Suzuka replied, a hint of amusement in his voice.
"Chu, why don't you just tell him the same way your parents, or, whoever, told you?" Touya asked.
"Don't wanna go gettin' my little mate's hopes up too high..."
"What are you talking about?"
"Well, my old man wasn't around by then and my mum di'n't know howta tell me, so she threw me a Penthouse and told me to read the articles."
"That explains a lot, but what about his hopes?" Shishi asked.
"Ya know how long I waited for that Hummer fulla amazon sheilas?"
Sweat drops all around.
"Anyway, you have to find some way to tell him," Touya said, still shaking that image out of his head.
"I just can't do it! I'm no good with this stuff! One o' you has to do it!"
"Not our place! Lad's all yours!"
"I'M NOT TELLIN' HIM!"
15 Minutes later...
"Rinku, I think it's time we had ourselves a lil talk..."
"Huh?"
To be continued...
Yeah, this one was short, but I had to update this one. I kind of left it hanging to write on A Little Misunderstanding. I hope to finish this one in the next week or so. I think 1 more good chappie should do it. Hope you like this one.
Whatcha think?