Hemme: "So what are you doing tonight?"
Batista sows up on the screen and the crowed yells. He gives Hemme one of his gorgeous smiles. She blushes and does a little hop. He gets closer to her and he can see the bright smile on her face. He is close to kissing her when Kurt Angle shows up.
Kurt: " Batista…"
(Crowd booing)
Kurt turns his gaze away from Batista and towards Hemme. He moves closer to her and grabs her by her thin waist. Batista comes forward and puts his arm between Kurt and Hemme. She gives him a wink and walks away. Now Kurt and Batista are face to face with each other.
Kurt: " I know what Cena and Triple H did to you last week was wrong. I mean, Look at you, you're the world heavy weight champ. And well, I'm an Olympic gold medallist but that's a different story."
Batista: " What do you want Kurt?"
Kurt: "Nothing, I'm just saying."
Kurt moves Batista away toward a corner. As usual Batista is dressed to his best. He still has that white bandage in his head from Vengeance. He removes his sunglasses and Kurt starts to whisper something to him. Batista listens. You can see the intensity of his jaw on his face.
Music Plays
Masterpiece enters and the crowd boos. He climbs up to the ring.
Masterpiece: " Howdy ya'll dumb folks! Looks like I'm here In Austin Texas tonight. Seeing as nobody in any state has so far been able to break the master lock, I have increased the prize money to 5,000 dollars."
Crowd: " We can break it", "I can"
Masterpiece: No, No. Now I don't want to break your necks now. How ya'll gonna go milkin cows?
Crowd: Goes crazy and boos his intensively.
Masterpiece: I challenge everyone in that locker room to come and break the master lock. Com'mon, who is it gonna be tonight?
Music
JR: "Huh? Who's this? What! Victoria? Victoria. Is she crazy"
King: "She can't break the master lock."
Coach: "well she did take a knock at you"
King: "yeah, well…"
Masterpiece: laughs. " Your just a woman with pipes. Well you do look more like a man. Fine. You wana break the master lock? Ok Ok. Sit down right here on this chair."
King: "No don't do it Victoria, Don't do it"
JR: "Well I think she is King"
Victoria sits down and Master puts his arms right under her neck and armpit. He picks her up and starts to shake her. Victoria jumps and kicks him downstairs. His mouth makes an oval shape and his face turns pick. She does a summersault around him and pins him down 1 2 3!
JR: "Oh my god. Victoria just beat the Masterpiece. Look at her, She's running towards the entrance with the money. Hahahaha."
Back in the Locker Room
Maria stands in front of Eric Bishof's office. She gives a pretty little smile to the camera. From inside you can here arguing.
Eric: " No, No. I'm sorry that's just not possible"
Someone: " I don't care how you do it, where you do it. I need him!"
Edge passes by. He stops and grins at Maria.
Edge: " what are you looking at?"
Maria: "Na Na, Nothing"
He pushes her to the side and bases his ear against the office door. He is still wearing his hot leather coat and holding the infamous briefcase in his hand. Mr. Money in the bank is snooping around. Meanwhile, Lita approaches out of the back door and whishpers.
Lita: " Hey baby. What are you doing?"
Edge: " Just wait and see Lita, You just wait and see"
He grabs her by her dyed red hair and pulls her neck back with it. They start walking down while their tongues meet each other.
Kurt comes out of Eric's office and looks both ways to make sure no one is around. Then he has a satisfactory look on his face. A devilish look.
Meanwhile outside Carlito's Cabana is in place. The palm trees up and Carlito In the ring with a bright red apple and the intercontinental belt on his shoulder.
Carlito: " Hey Texas. Welcome to Carlitos Cabanaaa. Not some stupid Jericho reel. I'm here today, the intercontinental champion to interview some Very Cool Ladies. So Ladies, don't keep us waiting. Come out already you stupid idiots."
Enter the final 8 contestants of the RAW Diva search. All of them wearing something revealing. They walk out with them strutting in front of the cameras. Using there cute little bodies to lure in the guys in the crowd. They all enter in the ring.
Carlito:" Well, well, well… You think your hot ladies. Well your not!"
All the girls looked surprised.
Carlito: " You there in the red thing, Come here." Jennifer approaches.
Carlito:" Grab that apple, and put it in my mouth"
Jennifer goes and picks up one of the apples. She puts it in his mouth and he chews it. He then suddenly spits it in her face.
JR: "That's not cool. Somebody take him out of here. Poor Jennifer"
Coach: " That's cool JR, That's Cool"
Music.
Big Visera approaches the ring. Carlito stands behind Jennifer trying to hide. Jennifer moves from side to side trying to get out of the way. Big Visera grabs Carlito and slams him down. Then he leaps on top of him and does his signature, gruesome looking move. All the ladies dance around Visera.
In the Locker Room
Batista: " Christy, You know after this I'm free."
Christy: " I was hopping you would be"
They lean forward and Kurt comes again. Animal rolls his eyes. He gives Hemme the signal to leave.
Kurt: "Listen, I talked things out with Eric. Its finalized."
Batista: " Good work"
Triple H come in with Rick Flair,
Triple H: "What Kurt, What do you have finalized"
Batista: "Hunter, You wont know what coming for you"
Flair: "Oh yeah? Oh yeah? Dave, YOU don't what's com'min for you, Wooooooooooooooh"
Kurt: "WOOOOOOOOOH"
Flair: " WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, Wooooooh, Woooooooooooh"
Kurt pushes down Flair and does the ankle lock on his. Batista removes his jacket and Triple H jumps at Batista. Both are fist fighting.
John Cena enters knocking down chairs. Him and Triple H are both beating at Batista. Kurt is still doing the ankle lock on Flair. Edge enters in all the action and hits anyone in his way.
"STOP IT!"
Eric Bishof brings in a team of refries and security guards and all men are pulled apart.
Lita comes and grabs Edge and takes him away. Hemme lookes troubled and stands between Triple H and Batista. She holds on to him.
What happens on RAW week 3?