Jericho: " Welcome to the highlight reel Birmingham London. Well, I know all of you are eagerly waiting to here Eric's and Vince's big announcement tonight."
JR: " Well the hell, we all are"
Coach: " That's right"
Jericho: " But first, I'd like to invite Trish to come and talk to us"
The women's champion came walking down the aisle holding her belt. Her blonde hair was cut shorter. She was wearing sporty black tights and a Nike sports top in a light shade of blue. She looked around the audience telling some of them to shut up. She approached the ring.
Jericho: " Well, look who's here. It's Trish. Welcome back. By the way you look great. Well course not better then me"
Jericho pushed his thick blonde hair back to reveal his pretty boy face.
Jericho: " I understand you're here to say something tonight."
She nodded her head in agreement, and grabbed the mike from him.
Trish: " Actually I have a couple of things to say and a couple of questions to ask. First of all, Hemme, now I know she and Batista have a little something going on. Hey, it's all right with me. It's not my business. But last week, she sort of came in my face. Sort of tried to get me to say something about John. Well Hemme, Why don't you come out here. I have a little something to say"
Everybody turned around towards the gate.
King: " Hm. I wonder what it is"
Coach: " I'm really looking to see a cat fight here tonight"
Hemme came down, not perky and hyper as usual, but with a confused and angered sort of look on her face. She climbed into the ring.
Trish: " Hemme. First of all I would like to say sorry about last week. But the thing is, Nobody gets in the way of my business and…"
Hemme: " and? And what Trish. Could it be and your ego, And your Pride Or…And Cena?"
Jericho: " Woah woah woah ladies. Why are we just talking here"
Hemme: " Last time I remember, Cane was chasing you down that same aisle. And you got body slammed by Visera. Looks like he's not the only person who you want to be body slammed by."
The crowd was in shock. Everyone was ooing and cheering.
Trish: " what's it to you? Anyway, I just came to tell you this!"
Trish knocked down Hemme and was punching her. Jericho ripped off Trish from Hemme. Hemme lay there in the ring. She grabbed the mike from the stool.
Trish: " John. John, if your listening, come out. Come out to the ring."
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But it wasn't John who came out, it was Eric. Eric stood right there with an eerie look on his face.
Eric: " Hold on Trish. First of all, Cena isn't here tonight. Second. Seeing as how you ladies are so eagerly waiting to knock each other out, In Summer Slam next week, Its you versus Hemme for the women's championship."
Trish nodded in approval.
BACK IN THE LOCKER ROOM…
Kurt was walking towards his room. On his way he bumped into Edge.
Kurt: " Well look who it is. Mr. Money in the bank. Psss. You think just because you climbed a ladder and grabbed a brief case that you can start messin around with me? Im the Olympic…"
Edge: " Woah woah woah. Yeah yeah, We know. Whatever. And yeah. If messin around with a rip off like you and Batista and the rest of you Hulk Hogan rip offs is gonna get me a chance to prove myself. Is gonna get me a chance to be the world heavyweight champion or the WWE champ. Then I'll do it Kurt. You here my, Ill do anything!"
And he walked away.
King: " Well looks like there are a lot of eager men who want a piece of each other. But what does Cena possibly want from Batista?"
JR: " I don't know king, I guess when you're the champ. Anyone can turn on you."
Lilian: " And making his way down the ring, 6 foot 3 weighing at 260 pounds from Las Vegas Nevada, Val Venus! And his opponet 5 foot 9 weighing at 205 pounds from Japan, Taijiri!"
Both men in the ring. Course, Val didn't out up much a fight. Once Taijiri hit the Buzzsaw kick on his, it was all over.
Lilian: " Not ladies and gentleman, Welcoming to the ring, Erich Bischoff and Vince McMan!"
Both men walk down to the ring. And stand there. Of course Snitsky stood right behind them.
Vince: " Its time. Its time to announce what you have all been waiting for"
JR: " Hurry up, I don't think I can wait anymore"
Vince: " I'll give Eric the honor."
Eric: " Well thank you Mr. McMan. Now we all know and have seen the tension between certain champions and other men who think they deserve a chance to shine. Well of course being as brilliant as I am, I thought of something that has never been done before. Something that will bring you down to your knees.
In the light of recent events, On Summer Slam next week, there will be a 6 men, no disqualification, Hell in a Cell match!"
Jr: " Oh my God. Oh my God"
King: " This is insane, it's crazy, and it's so awesome!"
Eric: " In this match though there are two champions, Cena and Batista. So, if either one were to pin each other, He will be the world Un-disputed champion. Both world and WWE champ! If any of the other men were to pin them, they would gain either title. Batista, Edge, Kurt, Cena, Rick and Triple H"
Coach: " Wow. This will be an historical event!"
Vince grabs the mike from Eric.
Vince: " And here is my little surprise for you Eric. This will not be a 6 men match, But a 7 man match."
JR: " What! Who's the seventh man?"
Vince: " After much thought and not much convincing, I have decided to put another animal in the match. THE RATTLE SNAKE! Stone Cold Steve Austin!"
What will happen next week on summer slam?
