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Chapter 2: Let the destruction commence!
Finally they came to the door of a huge house. Elrond sighed with great satisfaction and rung the doorbell .the hobbits shrieked and hid behind the Nazgul. Elrond started talking to the woman at the door, giving her a long list of dietary needs and other problems "Well then" he said gleefully clapping his hands "good luck" he pushed the door open and 30 plus exited beings ran into the house. There baby sitter fled to her room, but had signs taped to the door of whose room was whose there were also many do not touch singes which where blandly ignored, they ran upstairs to their rooms. There was a room for the nazgul and Uruk's to share.
One for the 3 girls and one for the boys. Much to Legolas's delight he found skate board under his bed. He yelled with joy and led the rampage, sliding down the stairs firing arrows at a picture of an elephant on the wall. The rest found their way down and chaos ensued. Their carer stood at the top of the staircase shouting warnings
"Pippin stop trying to push Faramir off the couch"
" Denethor what is my rule about matches, put that oil down.." feeling faint she returned to her room, the kids, however, seemed to have unlocked an endless energy reserve that would have made the oil companies rich.
Galadriel was kneeling before the cat's water bowl.
Aragorn was dragging his sword around slicing the carpet in half. Eowyn was following aragorn and Arwen was following Eowyn with a chair.
Merry was raiding the fridge.
Frodo and Sam had found a box of rings in a "don't touch" cabinet and where now throwing them into the fire one by one.
The Uruk's, finding the fire taken and unearthed some 3rd century chairs and had created a bon fire in the middle of the lounge room, they where roasting marshmallows on the now smouldering carpet and singing "……we're singing in the rain…..".
Gandalf and Saruman where on top of the sandpit roof hitting each other .an unsuspecting budgie flew past and Gandalf crying "Gwarahir" threw himself onto it, needless to say they crashed to ground and the budgie dragged itself out from under Gandalf.
In the sandpit Sauron was trying to forge rings.
Eomer had set up piles of sticks from his bed to Denethor's. Gollum was in the freezer trying to pull a fish from the ice.
Boromir was blowing his horn in time to the Uruk's song.
Legolas was looking for Gollum his 'oliphant' was now riddled with arrows, he held a target in one hand a nail in the other, and spotting Gollum he called out
"Gollum can you get me a hammer"
Gollum looked confused
" Ah, a ham sandwich" He said happily
" No, no" Legolas called him back "A hammer" he said slowly "My hamster?" said gollum questioningly.
"No not your hamster how could I knock a nail in with your hamster? Well I could try. No you stay here and tidy, you know tidy" he thrust his a duster at him "I go find a hammer and hit you on the head with it hard"
He started off.
Legolas had return unsuccessful from his hunt. To his great delight Sam had gotten fed up with gollum and tied him to the wall, cackling with glee Legolas passed his target to Gollum and started shooting at is.