Misao: Chapter 2! Yay! Actually, Chapter 1 and 2 were originally one chapter, but I decided to spilt them, just because. I felt like it. Yeah, I'm not going to talk alot this time, so you guys can get to the story faster instead of listening me go on and on about stupid things......Oh! And this chapter is in Yami's P.O.V! Just because.......I felt like making it that way.....

Disclaimer: We all know I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! So I don't know why I'm bothering with a disclaimer. Because If I did own it, I would be busy making the episodes instead of writing stories about it! And, I don't own either of the songs either, Wierd Al owns them.....

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Doom and Demise

Chapter 2

"Lunchtime." Bakura said, his eyes flashing with the evil gleam that had showed up while he was 'dealing' with the man I presume was the Princible. Yuugi told me about him once, he didn't seem to like him that much, and I can see why.

"Good! I'm starving!" Marik announced. Were we really just going to walk into the cafeteria and pretend to be our hikari's, while they were stuck in 'detention', whatever that was. I heard Malik talking about it quite often, guess he got in trouble alot. Anyways, I guess we are because Bakura and Marik begin to follow the heavy scent of food. I follow them just as swarms of people come flooding into the halls. Ra, I had no idea this many people were in here!

"The following students need to report to the office, immidiatly." I jump and look around to find the source of the loud voice that just filled the air. It seems to be comming from all directions, "Yuugi Mutou, Ryou Bakura and Malik Ishtar, please report to the office immiatly. I repeat, Yuugi Mutou, Ryou Bakura and Malik Ishtar." That can't be good...

"Looks like our hikari's will be spending lunch with the old guy. I think he has a thing for them...." Bakura commented.

"WHAT!?" I shriek, he had better not have a thing for my hikari! If he so much as touches Yuugi...

"Calm down, pharaoh, I was joking." Bakura says, raising an eyebrow at me, "Jealous?"

"Of course not. I just don't want that filthy man touching my hikari!" I reply, crossing my arms as I follow them into the overly crowded food area.

"Ok, Yami. I hope you can pull this off." Marik says. I turn and give him an odd look.

"Pull what off?" I ask curiously.

"Pull off the Yuugi act. Because here comes his friends. We'll be right back, ok? I didn't expect to see them here, so I'm gonna have to try and get my hair to cooperate. They'll definitally tell our hikari's if they see me here." Marik tells me.

"What!? You guys can't leave me here alone! What if I mess up?" I start to panic.

"You'll be fine. We're just going to be gone for a minute." Bakura says and they start to walk away, and I feel the dread threatening to consume me.

"Hey Yuugi!" I hear Anzu's voice and I freeze. Ok, just remember what Bakura said. I can do this. Just think Yuugi.

"Hey Anzu!" I say, my voice falters a bit, but other then that I managed to pull off Yuugi's voice pretty well.

"Why'd ya get called to the office, Yug?" Jounouchi asks me. Shit.

"Oh, It was nothing, my grandpa just dropped by to tell me he's going to be leaving for a trip to Egypt and he'll be leaving before I get home." I tell them. Well, that was true. Yuugi's grandfather was leaving, and he would be gone before Yuugi got home, so I think they'll buy it.

"Oh, well, what about Ryou and Malik?" Honda asks. Dammit all. Nosey little bitches. Woah, did I really just say that about my friends? Bakura and Marik are starting to rub off on me, and it's only been a few hours...

"My sister dropped by to tell me that she's going to be leaving for Egypt too." I jumped as I heared Malik's voice from behind me. And I start to panic, had the princible let them out of detention? I turn around and I'm relived to see that it's actually Marik and Bakura. The only reason I could tell was because of Bakura's slightly narrowed eyes, which they surley wouldn't notice, and the fact that Marik had the Millennium Rod in his back pocket, and I knew Malik wouldn't bring that to school. That's odd, I didn't notice it before. But I notice that Marik had managed to get his hair to look like his hikari's. Well, thats good. I had also managed to pull down the parts of my hair that stuck up were Yuugi's didn't, so hopefully we would get through this without an incident. But with Marik and Bakura....I doubted it.

"She was going to take me with her, but I decided to stay." Marik explained.

"And I was called there because the neighbor called about my yami." Bakura said, and I raised an eyebrow at that, "It seems he's managed to blow the microwave up again, and he threw it out the door and into their yard and it almost caught their lawn on fire." Wow, that was a very.... detailed lie. Then again, maybe it wasn't a lie at all.

Jounouchi sighed, "I feel for you Ryou. Your yami's always getting you into all sorts of trouble. I think it would be alot easier on you, and Malik, if you guys got rid of them. If that's even possible though. Why can't they be more like Yami? He's a yami like them, but you don't see him going around causing trouble and making his hikari's life miserable. Right, Yug?" I stared at him, feeling incredably guilty at the moment. Ok, what would Yugi say? I can feel Bakura and Marik's eyes on me, I glance at them and their giving me that 'Don't screw up' look. Ok, so there not mad about that comment, good.

"I don't know you guys." I say, slightly proud that my voice didn't falter this time, "Bakura and Marik aren't that bad. They are yami's after all, there suppose to be evil. Them getting into trouble is better then them trying to detroy the world, don't you think? And besides, Yami used to be like that too, remember?" I remind them. And I did used to be as bad as them, well, not as bad, but I certainly wasn't how I am now.

"Well yeah, but you manages to change Yami, how come Ryou and Malik haven't been able to change them some?" Jounouchi asks. I want to slap him right now.

"Maybe we don't want to change them." I look over to Bakura, curious as to what he was getting at, "Sure they get us into some trouble, but that's to be expected. Like Yuugi said, it's better then them trying to destroy the world. There just having a bit of fun. And there not all that good with technology from this time, so I can't blame him for blowing things up once in a while." Time to change the subject.

"So......we gonna get lunch or what?" I ask. Damn, that wasn't very Yuugi-ish. Oh well.

"Yeah, come on!" Anzu says and skips, yes, skips, over to the lunch line, Jounouchi and Honda in tow. We take our time, staying far enough behind so that they can't hear us.

"Sorry about Jounouchi. He doesn't have much brain power..." I felt the need to apologize for his comment. It was pretty harsh, and I knew that his comparing them to me would kill any chances of me escaping from the leash they had me on.

Bakura rolled his eyes at me, "You think I care what he has to say? Honestly pharaoh..." That was true.

"Besides." Marik says, "We like hearing what they have to say about us. We don't care what they have to say, but it amuses us greatly to hear what they have to say when we're not around, what they don't have the balls to say to our faces." I should have known.

Well, we got through the lunch line without a problem. I was starting to wander how I was going to pay for the food, but apparently Bakura stole some money from a few random kids and ended up with enough money for all of us to buy 2 lunches. Unfortunatally, we had to sit with Anzu and them or they would get suspicious.

The fact that Bakura and Marik hadn't done anything to make a scene yet was making me some-what nervous, but even more excited because I figured they had something big planned. And I was right, I certainly wasn't prepared for what was about to happen.

Bakura nugged me in the arm, and I look up just in time to see Marik pull the Millennium Rod out from behind him and hide it under the table. While they were destracted, Marik brought it up just enough to were the top was sticking out over the top of the table, and pointed it towards Anzu. I could feel the rush of excitment returning.

My attention, however, was turned to Anzu when she suddenly stood up and climbed ontop of the table, an act I knew manipulated by the Millennium Rod. It took everything I had and more to keep myself from falling over and laughing hysterically, and I noticed Bakura and Marik were having the same issue, when she farted. LOUD. The whole table, and a few tables around us went silent. Then, Anzu started singing!!!

"I think I farted again!" I was just about ready to burst! I knew they were going to do something big, but something like that. I found it very cruel, but I had to admit, it was damned funny to!

"...Offended my freinds! Oh baby I, just, gave it a push! But I didn't know it was that serious!!!"

Oh Ra, I don't think I can hold in the laughter much longer! I look over at Bakura and Marik again, to find them both cackling evily, but no one seems to notice, since Anzu kind of has the spotlight.

"...Oh Baby, Baby, Oops I'm, breaking some wind! I ripped a big fart! I feel so ashamed! Oh Baby, Baby, Please, don't think I'm a hog! I swear it's the dog!"

My attention was distracted, thankfully, since I was about to burst, when Bakura nugged me in the shoulder again, "Hey...watch this! We decided to add something...." He said. I nodded and waiting for the impending doom that was sure to come.

All of the sudden, the doors to the cafeteria burst open, I turned to see a man, well, actually he was probably a senior, walk through the doors, I could tell by his eyes he was under the Millennium Rod's influence as well. This outta be good.

The man walked up to Anzu, climbing up on the table as well and took her hands in his, "Anzu, before you go on to be a dancer, theres something I want you to have." He said an handed her something.

"Oh, it's beautiful but wait a minute, isn't this-?"

"Yes, yes it is, gas-ex enbino. Went to the pharmacy to get it for you." He said, wrapping his arm around her.

"Oh, you shouldn't have." She said, eyes brimming with tears.

"I had no choice, baby." He said, then jumped off the table, then made a dramatic exit.

"Oops, I, farted again!" Anzu continued, "My cheeks ripped apart! There's no one to blame! Oh Baby, Baby, Oops, theres a solpheris gas! Escaping my a-a-ass!!!" That was it, I couldn't hold it in anymore. I burst out laughing. Thankfully though, many other people had come out of their shock a while ago and so their laughing drowned mine out. That was priceless!! I gotta hand it to those two, they know how to give a good show!!

After I, as well as everyone else, including Bakura and Marik had our laughter under control, and Anzu had regained consiousness, oblivious to everything, Bakura leaned over and whipered, "We're not done yet.." I blinked. Not done yet? I thought that itself was a stroke of brilliance. I waited, until once again, someone stood on the table, a popular boy, a football player most likely. A few people from band, I presume, stood on their chairs behind him with their instrament. Just like Anzu, the guy started to sing.

"It feels like I've been alone to long, with no girls around my mama's wondering.... thinking of some way.... to release it! I looked in the kitchen, saw some Crisco Oil and that's when my blood started to boil, oooh... yeah...."

Oh Ra, I knew were this song was going. This was even more cruel then what they did to Anzu! I heard them cackling beside me, but decided not to look at them because it might draw attention to us.

"OW! Ow! Ow!.....Uh-Oh.....Ow! Ow! Ow! Oh God, what did I just do?" The guy said, then continued to sing, "No one wanted to be with me, had to make my dream come true. I wanted to have something! I didn't know what to do! It seemed like a good idea, and no one else was around! I stuck my weenie in a bottle! And now I can't get it out!" I winced slightly at the thought... then wondered were the hell Bakura and Marik came up with these things!

"Stuck my weenie in a bottle, got it stuck up in there all the wa-ay. I stuck my weenie in a bottle, oh no. Pain, Pain, someone come help me out!"

I glanced around the cafeteria, notcing a few people on the floor practically dieing with laughter, most of the girls were blushing madly, and others stared in shock.

"It's turning purple, all the feelings gone, now where did I put that friggin' phone? Dial 9-1-1. Please pick up I'm in alot of pain, this was suppose to feel, but now I'm suffering, oh-oh please answer!"

I guess those two love picking on Anzu, because I didn't even notice her leave until she was standing on the table next to the man. The man now had a cell phone in his hand, and Anzu had her's out. And they held it up to their ears, pretending to be using it.

"Denver 9-1-1, what is your emergency?" Anzu asked. Guess she was supposed to be the nurse.

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

"Hello?"

"OW! OW! OW!"

"Sir, what seems to be the problem?"

"No one wanted to be with me, had to make my dreams come true, I wanted to have something, I didn't know what to do!"

"Go on..."

"It seemed like a good idea, and no one else was around! I stuck my weenie in a bottle! And now I can't get it out!"

"You stuck your weenie in a bottle, oh my, you must be a really lonely guy! You stuck your weenie in a bottle....thats a first! Don't worry sir, we're sending somebody out!"

Another girl, one that I had never seen before, got on the table next to Anzu.

"Hey Pam! This guy's got his weenie stuck in a bottle!" Anzu said to her.

The girl gasped, "No way!"

"He does! What a freakin looser!!....wait...sir, were sending somebody out!" After that they both started cracking up!

All of the sudden the ground started shaking, and voices could be heard behind the cafeteria door, "He's in here! Let's break the door down!"The door burst open, and a bunch of football players ran in then stopped, "Oh my god!" One of them yelled, then they all fell over laughing hysterically.

"No one wanted to be with him! Had to make his dream some true! He wanted to have something-" Anzu continued to sing.

"I didn't know what to do!"

And to make matters even more hilarious then they already were, the football players started singing chorus! "It seemed like a good idea, and no one else was around! He stuck his weenie in a bottle!"

"-And now I can't get it out!"

The football players, and there coach, all ran up to the guy on the table, surrounding him, "Ok, relax kid, we're going to get this thing off of you! Ok, Karey, get ready" The coach said.

"Pull! Pull!! Pull!" I winced again, just the mere thought of getting your....oh, ra! OW!

"OW-OW OOWWWWWWWWW!" The man yelled, then collapsed dramatically.

"Stuck my weenie in a bottle, now, now, now I can't get it out!" Then, the lights went out. I felt someone grab me from behind and I was about to yell out when a hand covered my mouth. I felt myself being dragged away and started to struggle.

"Chill out, pharaoh." I heard Bakura say, and I imidiatlly relaxed. They met go of me, but grabbed my arm to guide me through the darkness. When we got out of the cafeteria, all three of us fell to the groud laughing hysterically.

"That was awsome!" I said once my laughter died down a bit.

"We thought so to. I gotta say, I think that was our best work yet, too bad our hikari's missed out though." Marik said.

"Oh we didn't miss out on anything....." All three of us turned to see Yuugi, Ryou and Malik standing in front of us, looking rather pissed.

"Oh, hello dear hikari of mine!" Bakura said.

"Hello, dear yami of mine...." Ryou glared at Bakura.

"So...uh....how long have you guys been here?" That was a stupid question, Marik.

"The whole day, duh! And the princible let us out of detention early, so we got to see your whole little show from the very begining!" Malik said, faking enthusiasm.

Bakura suddenly stood up and glared back at his hikari, "Well, it's not our fault! You guys leave us at home every single day with absolutly nothing to do! The bordom was starting to get to us, ya know? You can't be mad at us when it's your fault in the first place." Oh like that will make this situation so much better.

"Actually," Malik said, "I did kind of like the show, it made lunch so much more interesting!" Ok...so maybe it did make the situation some-what better.

"So...your not mad?" I asked.

"Well, we're mad that you guys got us detention, but other then that, we forgive you." Ryou said, then added with a harsh tone, "Just don't do it again."

"Yes mother." Bakura mumbled.

"I just can't believe you didn't try to stop them, Yami." I looked down at Yuugi, who looked up at me with his big, puppy eyes. I instantly felt guilty.

"Sorry, aibou...I just... thought it would be interesting to see what they would do. I did say they couldn't send anyone to the Shadow Realm though...." Maybe that'll help....

"Anyways, you guys better get out of here before someone see's you." Ryou said and pushed Bakura towards the door, "I'll try to find something for you to do before tomorrow, just don't try anything like this again!"

"Ok, ok, geez..." Bakura crossed his arms and stalked out of the school, followed by Marik. I watched the hikari's go into the cafeteria, then I followed the other two off the school grounds.

"So, Yami. You can't possibly tell us that you didn't enjoy yourself today." Marik said to me as we walked back to the Game Shop, since it was the closest.

"I never said I didn't. Actually, it was great! Your guys sure know how to live your lives to the fullest..." I sighed and looked at the ground, knowing that after today, things would go back to the way they were.

"Yes, we do, don't we?" Bakura mused, "So, same time tomorrow?" He asked.

I looked up at him, shocked. They actually wanted to hang around with me? Well, I wan't going to argue with that, but..."But, I thought our hikari's-"

"You honestly think we're going to listen to them?" Bakura raised an eyebrow at me.

"Well....no." I mumbled, then looked back up at them and smirked, "So you guys don't mind hanging around the pharaoh anymore?"

"Well, I think after a while we can turn you into the perfect partner in crime." Bakura smriked back.

"-Or is our work to rough for the delicate pharaoh?" Marik added.

"I think I can handle it..." I said sarcatically.

"So then, tomorrow, at the school, same place we ran into each other this morning, same time." We all three nodded and headed into the Game Shop. Tomorrow, the school would once more feel the wrath of the "doom and demise" gang.... though, we really need to come up with a better name....that sound's really tacky, and it doesn't go with my leather......

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Misao: Wow... this chapter proves how much help I really need. I don't know what I was high off of when I wrote this...but whatever it was.... shouldn't be touched by anyone......it's dangerous. Well, I hope you guys like this story! I had fun writing it! I'm not sure when I'll get the next chapter up though.... I'm still working on my other 3 stories, so it might take a while...